Vadge somehow decided that the best way to respond to the political hate she’s getting from the far-right for putting a swastika over the face of France’s Front National party leader Marine Le Pen during her MDNA show was to celebrate the country’s tolerance by performing in an intimate concert for 2,700 members of her fan club. Fans waited overnight to get a ticket to the show at the Olympia club in Paris last night. If you’re about to put your morning cocktail on the ground to re-chill it since Hell has obviously frozen over now that Vadge has done something nice by giving her fans a free concert, don’t. That show was far from free. Greedy bitch charged $100 to $350 for a ticket to see her wide open memaw crotch show.
But the show was streamed on YouTube for free and I checked into that mess about 20 minutes or so in. I was just in time to watch Professor Madge launch into a looooonger than looooong high school history lecture about Paris’ significance as a cultural capital and then she said something about how we all need to come together as a people. Or something like that. I don’t know, that’s when I pulled out my Pee Chee folder and started to draw dick pictures in pencil on it.
Once Madge finished her speech, she didn’t perform for that much longer. The show lasted only 45 minutes and many fans were not exactly farting out bombs of happiness over paying up to $350 for some short shit that included a long speech they could’ve read for free on a 9th grader’s history paper. Some of Madge’s fans think she should’ve used that rope as a noose, because she’s dead to them now.
When the lights came up and it was clear Madge was not coming out again, fans launched water bottles at the stage and called her a “salope” (which apparently means “slut” or “bitch“). Get some of this pricelessness below:
Oh, France, thank you for that. But you know, Madge has built an entire career from being a salope, so I’m totally disappointed that she didn’t come out while they were booing, bow and say, “MERCI, SALOPES!“