The Queen! Bond! Corgis!
I know, you're just here for the Corgis.
At tonight's Opening Ceremony for the 2012 Olympics (or as I know them as, the 2012 Athlete Bulge Watch), London shot their biggest load by putting THE QUEEN (you should curtsy at your keyboard while reading that) and James Bond together in the same room. I expected Helen Mirren in THE QUEEN drag to turn around when Bond came sashaying in, but it was the actual Queen and she had a line and everything. I hope this leads to The Queen starring in the next Bond movies as a villainess who beats him with her pocket book.
I haven't finished watching all of the Opening Ceremony, but I'm assuming that instead of fireworks, a naked Prince Hot Ginge came out and did jumping jacks. And I'm also assuming that the musical entertainment was Pete Doherty letting out his crack yodel while Harvey Price backed him up on the tambourine. Oh, and England's official ambassador of beauty Jodie Marsh lit the Olympic cauldron, right? Am I right? I'm totally right.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:57am.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:50am.
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Not sure, it's been banned in 12 countries, I am interested in your "fuck me heels" :P
Yes but do you have a pair of CFBs?
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What's CFBs?
You must of missed the pic reveal earlier...I had the heels on ;-)
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:49am.
we're not even halfway thru the alphabet of nations
/sigh
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I'm watching the countries that start with M. I'm behind a few minutes.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:59am
had to rewind to see what you meant -- lmao!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:53am.
... tons of fuck-me heels...need to borrow a pair?
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Spider3, remember yourself and where you are! OLOL
OnT: Anyone still watching this long ass mess?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:53am.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:44am.
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, and when I pass out on the street, PLEASE promise me you will TAKE MY PICTURE and later SHAME ME! ok? lolol
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I always laugh my ass off at those shots of chicks passed out with their skit up their waist and the poon "airing out" LOL!!
O my! Montenegro! They all looked like Shiloh!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:50am.
@ Whamo
Sorry Spider, not ignoring you my BB is just a bit slow to work with...so where were we?
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You were going to post a video of your sparkle party with WR ;-)
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Not sure, it's been banned in 12 countries, I am interested in your "fuck me heels" :P
Yes but do you have a pair of CFBs?
Oh yes WR! Curb side photos are classy! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:44am.
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Yes, GG! Wear our hair just like that, and when I pass out on the street, PLEASE promise me you will TAKE MY PICTURE and later SHAME ME! ok? lolol
Ya, we'll show those bishes what's what!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:48am.
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Any heel high enough to accentuate the calf and ass I find works on most men Loopy...the back side of my closet has tons of fuck-me heels...need to borrow a pair?
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@ Whamo
Sorry Spider, not ignoring you my BB is just a bit slow to work with...so where were we?
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You were going to post a video of your sparkle party with WR ;-)
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:41am.
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Yes, the diet coke sounded like Mimi. LOL
I think that pustule on a boil should suck my shoe leather Loops. We got your back next time. <33
Ok, now back to Brazil party...
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:44am.
I think we should WR. We can wear our hair like Amy Winehouse so the other hos know that we're coming!
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I'm in! I needs the cat eyez liner, and be able to get away with it. lol
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we're not even halfway thru the alphabet of nations
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:31am.
Oh my god you had one too Whamo!
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Sorry, I had to fire up the laptop to keep up with this:"
Yup I a nice red 72 inline 6, I loved that car!
Sorry Spider, not ignoring you my BB is just a bit slow to work with...so where were we?
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:46am.
lol sounds like a plan, i better get my dorothy "there's no place like my hole" shoes on, guys are into glittery red round toe heels right???
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:44am.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:42am.
yes lol but don't pull a beyonce and relegate me to the role of backup singer and make me feel like Kelly and the other one.
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Nevah sweetie, we can double team ;-P
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:( Foxxy...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:42am.
yes lol but don't pull a beyonce and relegate me to the role of backup singer and make me feel like Kelly and the other one.
I think we should WR. We can wear our hair like Amy Winehouse so the other hos know that we're coming!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hi Within -- i've been saying hi all day in diff posts but you're not letting me be great
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
GG, shall we form a gang? hehehe Cover our turf? ;)
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:38am.
if we are going to go to Brazil and dance the lambada, i better take my metamucil and fish oil and get my hips oiled up, so i can shake my shimmy.
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Oh dear...I'm gonna have to step up my game
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WithinReason, spider3tattoo and Gardening Girl.
nah ive seeing that person on the site trolling others lol
no no, not my personal troll :P if it was my personal troll, he would be holding onto my man bag and holding onto a can of diet pepsi EXACTLY 6inches from my face, not any closer or further away, and when i clear my throat, he is meant to bring a straw to my mouth so i can sip...no wait!! thats mariah.
Lmao Foxxy, no doubt
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Loopy, like someone's siggie says - you're not a slut, you're sexually liberated!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:38am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:32am.
as soon as i saw Germany i figured either Richard Simmons or Issac Mizrahi designed that shit
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:35am.
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Are you serious Loopy? I didn't see that :O
Wish I'd a been there to trade blows with that bum! I can be roughhouse too! lol
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:32am.
could someone please ask Germany to turn the volume down on those jackets? tia
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and who was it with the rain boats? oh uncle karl is dying right about now
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Independent Atheletes??? People without a nation...how sad.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:35am.
lol, doesn't somebody tell you that at least once per week? lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
if we are going to go to Brazil and dance the lambada, i better take my metamucil and fish oil and get my hips oiled up, so i can shake my shimmy.
@Loopy
Lmao, your own troll? you are super specail ya know ;)
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Loopy, dont let some prude stop you from being great!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:26am.
I'm only being PG so people wouldn't call me a whore lol
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Loopy, GG's classy, so you're forgiven. But after you have your dance classes and tea, I expect you to come out and play with us hos haha. lololol
Whamo did you hear PG Loopy? *smh* (just teasing sweets.)
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:28am.
Jerky bacon dance?!?
ok, videoz por favor
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:30am.
im here!!! lol ive had to tone it down for a whole week, since some troll here said im dirty and disgusting and that i had no morals.
and i told him/her, yes thats all true, because i work for the republican party.
could someone please ask Germany to turn the volume down on those jackets? tia
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hiya Wowl!
Yeah what's with the pinky blue?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh my god you had one too Whamo!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hiyas Owlie!
WTF pink and blue for Germany?
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Woah! Almost 300 comments. : )
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ed by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:26am.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:25am.
I'm only being PG so people wouldn't call me a whore lol
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Who are you and what did you do with our Loopy?
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:11am.
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I hope you don't mind me jumpin in guys, I'll just add that in the movies interracial romance is still very taboo, it seems in American films anyway if they have a man of colour and they actually do have a white woman the woman will be European or from somewhere other the US because God forbid a good all American woman is with a coloured dude! TV presses it a bit but the movies....not so much.
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yeah thats why that kiss in star trek, yes star trek, between Kirk and Uhura in 1968, is the only interracial kissing scene to-date.
so when some director makes a movie about "ethnic" people... OMG hollywood bursts into a jizz fest cuz they never saw non-white blonde blue eyes people on screen before.
Hey all!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:14am.
Pet Shop Boys!
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I want a time machine and my old 72 Datsun 240Z!
1984 here I cone! I use to love getting my groove on out on a huge floor to Talking Heads, doing the whole jerky bacon dance lol!
LOL Spider3! You guys are hilarious!
Side-eyes at imposter loops hehehe
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:25am.
I'm only being PG so people wouldn't call me a whore lol
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:22am.
the more the merrier!! i just hope brazil can handle us lol
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 12:49am.
who wants to hear an incontinent, elderly man with a bad dye job and a cracking voice singing fifty year old songs?
LOL! Not me. I liked the opening, though--most of it.