The Queen! Bond! Corgis!
I know, you're just here for the Corgis.
At tonight's Opening Ceremony for the 2012 Olympics (or as I know them as, the 2012 Athlete Bulge Watch), London shot their biggest load by putting THE QUEEN (you should curtsy at your keyboard while reading that) and James Bond together in the same room. I expected Helen Mirren in THE QUEEN drag to turn around when Bond came sashaying in, but it was the actual Queen and she had a line and everything. I hope this leads to The Queen starring in the next Bond movies as a villainess who beats him with her pocket book.
I haven't finished watching all of the Opening Ceremony, but I'm assuming that instead of fireworks, a naked Prince Hot Ginge came out and did jumping jacks. And I'm also assuming that the musical entertainment was Pete Doherty letting out his crack yodel while Harvey Price backed him up on the tambourine. Oh, and England's official ambassador of beauty Jodie Marsh lit the Olympic cauldron, right? Am I right? I'm totally right.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 8:50pm.
Theae observations are gonna get me crucified but...
Daniel Craig looks like the female version of Liberty Ross.
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To me he has "Simpsons lips". I don't know how else to put it. I can't get beyond that.
*gives WR mega wedgie*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Did I miss something?? Why was the initial introduction of the Queen in FRENCH? Last time I was there, which was 2 months ago, we all spoke the Queen's english. Wtf is THAT about?
Anyway, I called home to say hi, the opening ceremony was about to start and my friend said, "fuck off, we're bout to watch the olympics!" Bastards.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
GG and sinjin, HE SO IS JAMES BONNNNDD!!!!!
*ninja stance, ready to kick your asses*
@Lucy♥, that doggy is one hot bitch!
@Twatty! hehhe You can't keep any panties on girl! Exploding panties EVERYWHERE! do you wear a vest? lol
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I'm still clutching my pearls because Tom Parker- Bowles labors as a common presenter on a cooking show. Not even his own show, but with a cast of hundreds.
The idea of the Queen participating in such a spectacle as anything other than a dignified and detached spectator is truly a sign of the End of Days.
Jayzus that dog was amazing! Thanks Lucifer_Sam!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 8:50pm.
Daniel Craig looks like the female version of Liberty Ross
LMFAO
CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Theae observations are gonna get me crucified but...
Liberty Rosslooks like the female version of Daniel Craig.
Mr. Hekki and I call corgis "sawed-off dogs".
*curtsies*
Edited to fix that Daniel Craig/Liberty Ross slur.
Submitted by Gardening Girl :
Im sorry but Daniel Craig IS NOT James Bond! Pierce was hotter...
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Why corgis no go?!
That is hilarious, HA HA HA
OMG, so jealous of the Queen - love love love love the corgis *curties at my keyboard*
Yes MK, naked olympics wooo wooo wooo
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I have to say GG, the dog was the best of all the contestants - ha!
The thing that impressed me most was that his owner/trainer is a 16 year old girl.
The Audition (The routine starts at 2:25)
The Finals
That Churchill shit was full of awkward.
Also, I fucking wish Pete Doherty had played instesd of fucking Paul McCarthimthefucktohellalready. Gah! He gets on my last nerve.
Although I must say that Arctic Monkeys playing I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor was rather surprising. Fucking love them (and they're awesome live). *wish I still lived in ldn*
Love the Queen! Corgis -- SQUEE!!! Daniel Craig -- panties exploding!!! LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Like a Billy Crystal routine from an Oscars opener. (But still, kudos to Liz for her stoic participation.)
Missed the beginning. Were there any Druids?
I can't with this crazy shit, man.
This is OTT
Tag: Pompous asses my ass
I really hate Matt Lauer, and don't get me started on Shrimpcrest!
Yay, low riders! *runs off with Corgis while everyhooker is distracted*
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
I thought it was cute but still...her majesty does NOT leap out of a helo in a beaded peach colored dress!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Really Lucifer_Sam? A dog won?*blinks*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Wait. I hadn't watched the video or read (eek) yet. I saw something about the Queen parachuting into the games? wtf - any whore here watching that see that? It was a prank, right?
Gah! I forgot that many here will watch the opening ceremonies much earlier. I dnt want to rea any spoilers so I will be out for a bit. : )
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lol GG, I cringed at that Churchill shit.
All you need to know about this country: Corgis, and the fact that a dog won the last season of Britain's Got Talent.
That was fucking genius - fucking loved it - the cauldron is EHRMAGERD xxxx
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Im sorry but Daniel Craig IS NOT James Bond! Pierce was hotter...
Was that supposed to be Winson Churchill???? It looked more like a melting chocolate turtle.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I watched this with a LOL and a tear in my eye. I love her.
I think 5:12 of the Corgis getting it on would be more enjoyable than this.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
No she didn't! Did she? I saw it on a Google headline and the photo looked like someone with a wig on.
Did she really?!
OH MY GOD THE QUEEN! Now we can all go home!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Fuck the queen and Craig. Corgis!!!!!!!!