I know, you’re just here for the Corgis.
At tonight’s Opening Ceremony for the 2012 Olympics (or as I know them as, the 2012 Athlete Bulge Watch), London shot their biggest load by putting THE QUEEN (you should curtsy at your keyboard while reading that) and James Bond together in the same room. I expected Helen Mirren in THE QUEEN drag to turn around when Bond came sashaying in, but it was the actual Queen and she had a line and everything. I hope this leads to The Queen starring in the next Bond movies as a villainess who beats him with her pocket book.
I haven’t finished watching all of the Opening Ceremony, but I’m assuming that instead of fireworks, a naked Prince Hot Ginge came out and did jumping jacks. And I’m also assuming that the musical entertainment was Pete Doherty letting out his crack yodel while Harvey Price backed him up on the tambourine. Oh, and England’s official ambassador of beauty Jodie Marsh lit the Olympic cauldron, right? Am I right? I’m totally right.