Open Post: Hosted By Jessica Alba

July 27, 2012 / Posted by:

I see what you did there, MiserAlba. The old “I’ll just bend over and pretend like I’m fixing my pants so it looks like the hot topless piece behind me is tapping it from the back and if he accidentally runs into my nalgas, even better!” trick. Bitch, please. I’ve overused that trick so many times and it’s the main reason why I’ve been banned from every running track in NYC.

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