Joe Jackson Just Fell In Love
On Wednesday's episode of the broke down version of The View known as The Talk, the hosts brought up the rumors that Janet Jackson and Paris Jackson got into a slap slap slappity fight right there on the driveway of Katherine Jackson's house. Paris Jackson already denied that hands went flying, but the hosts of The Talk still brought it up. The show's guest Gladys Knight made it clear that if Paris Jackson served her some lip, that little girl would be on the next Midnight Train to Whoop Ass. They'd have to call in an ambulance, a dentist, an orthodontist, a denture maker and a professional who specializes in gum transplants, because Paris Jackson would be picking her teefs up from off the ground. Gladys explained herself like this:
"It’s drama, that’s what it is. If you lived up under the microscope as this family does, everybody has dysfunctionality in their families, either one way or the other. See, I’m from the south and was raised in that southern way. You have to understand Paris is what, 14? How old is Janet? Who’s the one who tries to direct the other one here? And I would think that it’s a good thing she lets Paris know who she is. She is a Jackson, she shouldn’t be putting the business out there like that. Cause people read into whatever they want to read into, that’s how they get the drama. So, she’s just trying to protect her, in a way. But if she called me that, she wouldn’t have any teeth...You respect your elders."
That raspy whistling sound you hear is Joe Jackson swooning through his gross bull dog nostrils over Gladys' words. As soon as he composes himself, I'm sure he'll say, "An ass whooper after my own heart." If this is Gladys' way of trying to get Joe Jackson to ask her out on a romantic date where they'll pick out switches together, it's totally going to work.
Here's the video of Gladys saying it:
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Good GAWD!My uncle has made me his beneficiary on his life insurance as well as his will and put me in charge of distributing any money or property in the event of his death between my kids and my siblings and their children.
Don't think my mother is aware of that yet. I see some Jackson type drama occuring should he die before my mother.
He designated me because unlike the rest of my family, I'm not a greedy bitch.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 2:02pm.
I beg your pardon?
/Joseph Kennedy, Sr.
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OT: stfu Gladys -- people have to EARN respect, it is NOT a tenure type of situation
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That exchange didn't even happen (Paris herself cleared it up) so way to overreact over nothing. Concerning everything else they have every right to stand up to those greedy assholes. I guess kidnapping grandma is perfectly fine, but let's blame the 14 year over the adults. Again Janet wants MJ's money for her brothers so they don't bother her. I think any celebrity that has a scandal on the verge of breaking should do it right now while no one is paying attention lol.
"Respect your elders?" Like how, Gladys? By (allegedly) drugging a memaw and forcing her to read a statement for cameras like a kidnap victim? GLADYS PLEASE.
Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by Zonko on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:44pm.
What did Paris call Janet ?
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Both of these "scandals" The Jackson family drama and the Robsten drama are all missing some crucial link that would make sense of it all. A very important piece of info is missing from each of these stories but I'm fresh out of fucks to give so maybe Detective LaToya can choose one case to work on.
Yeah, knock their teeth in... that's how Joe Jackson raised his kids and look how amazing they've turned out. Whatever Paris said back to Janet IMO is justified. These kids are just trying to protect what's rightfully theirs!
P.S. Don't beat your kids
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Janet has been acting since she was a kid and still appears in Tyler Perry movies now. Countless albums and tours, no way she needs money and weren't her and mike close? It just doesn't make sense for her to be in on some scheme to get his money but anything is possible I guess, especially with this family. One thing is for sure, Jermaine is shady as fuck. U notice he is ALWAYS in the middle of any drama. Jackie, Jermaine and Janet or Rebbie Jermaine and randy or Latoya Jermaine and Tito. Never fails, he is always present in mess.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:58pm.
Oh go fry some chicken & waffles Gladys!! >:/
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I just realized, he's the original papa Joe!
That's all I got.
the jacksons have stolen the spotlight no doubt. that's what they wanted, no?? kstew and rpattz who?!?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
this jackson mess is boring me just as much as the twishit mess...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
"That raspy whistling sound you hear is Joe Jackson swooning through his gross bull dog nostrils over Gladys' words. "
OLLOLOLO this is exactly the sound I was hearing while watching porn with inner ear headphones last night
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:49pm.
Ck my post in yesterday's Jackson text thread, it's about Controoooool, money and the Jackson greed.
Ta Cupicious cakerooni :)
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Oh go fry some chicken & waffles Gladys!! >:/
LOLOLOL @ "Midnight Train to Whoop Ass"!!!!! MK have I told you lately that I love you?
How old is Gladys Knight? She's an oldie, right? She looks great for her age if it is anything over 50.
SMH this BS its clear to everyone that all the Jackson siblings want the money from his estate. Also giving me bad memories about my dads probate case. My half brothers and sisters tried everything so we couldnt get any money even to the point of calling CPS. And the estate wasnt even worth it. I was 10 when this shit started and i am married and graduated from college now and its is still going on. So i totally understand Paris motives for defending her brothers. I hate feuds based on money and dead relatives. Have your wills ready folks or endure painful greed by relatives.
I think we've reached saturation levels now.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Normally I'd agree with Miss Gladys, but I think these circumstances are different. This is not a case of a regular 14 year old mouthing off because her mom told her to stop wearing eyeliner.
And would SHE want some leechy relatives trying to thwart her will and bullying her rightful heirs?
I heard they were arguing about if McCauley and Chris Tucker rode the choo choo train (aka Mikey's spotted penis) back at the Nevertellordie Ranch....
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Submitted by Slurpee on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by Zonko on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:44pm.
What did Paris call Janet ?
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Nasty!
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Hahahahaha!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:49pm.
Ck my post in yesterday's Jackson text thread, it's about Controoooool, money and the Jackson greed.
Now that's what Parenting 2012 should be!
Today's children.... bla bla bla.. bunch of entitled premature adults...where I'm from we called that "forced ripe"
Oh you're so tough Gladys. Knock a kids teeth out. Oooh you're badass.
I can't stand people who treat children like objects. They have a voice too. Listen sometimes instead of always trying to be right.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Wow, Gladys is an asshole. Paris was standing up for herself and her siblings against elder bullies trying to take her shit. I'm not with that "respect your elders" bullshite. They have shown themselves to be greeeeeedy fucking twatwaffles.
I haven't a clue what all this Jackson crap is about :( Somebody, explain it please in a short version?
Olympics opening in 2hrs 40 minutes!!!!!
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I am fucking sick of this shit already.
Submitted by Zonko on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 1:44pm.
What did Paris call Janet ?
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Nasty!
What did Paris call Janet ?
Yes Gladys, because we all know you knocked the teeth out of any Pip who didn't step in line.
@Slurpee - A Mormon and a moron.
I kinda miss LaToya. Remember when she was married to that Jabba the Gutt guy, who kinda looks like Liza Minnelli's ex-husband, and she was in Playboy and trashed her family all of the time. Ahhh....the 80s!
Yup, because that way of parenting did wonders for the Jackson kids. Certainly turned them into fine upstanding citizens who don't need to graverob their dead brother to pay off their own babymamas and child support.
The weirdest thing about this all is La Toya, LA TOYA is the one who fighting only in PRIVATE.
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This entire post has made me pee myself. "the next Midnight Train to Whoop Ass" and "bulldog nostrils" are fucking killing me.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU MK>>>>>>>>>>>
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Oh, ffs.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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I still can't get over the fact that Gladys Knight's a Mormon.
I too think Paris is a little shit.
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Now when you look at me, you're condemned to see
The monster your mother made you to be
And there ya got me, that's how you got free, you got rid of me