Open Post: Hosted By Gary Stretch

July 26, 2012 / Posted by:

So this is what Paul from the Wonder Years has been up to.

Meet 41-year-old Gary “Stretch” Turner is unofficially the man with the world’s stretchiest skin (and officially the man with the world’s janked up teefs) and it isn’t because he weighed 500 million pounds and lost most of it during a season of Biggest Loser. Gary has a condition called Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, which Gawker describes as “an inherited connective tissue disorder that causes his skin to be twice as thin as normal.” And I describe it as having a built-in dental dam made of skin! If Gary’s piece dare open their crotch to his tattered mouth situation, they don’t have to bring their own rubber sheet of protection. Gary’s got one already!

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