Kristen Stewart Never Sexed On That Rupert Dude, Is Writing An "I'm Sowwy" Letter To His Wife (UPDATE: RPattz Moved Out)
Because Hallmark doesn't make a Hoops & Yoyo "Sorry I Let Your Man Lap Up My Punane" e-card yet, Kristen Stewart is supposedly writing an apology letter to Rupert Sanders' wife Liberty Ross. In case you don't already know, Liberty's the one above who Kristen is throwing a "Can I lick your lips in case your husband's peen has been there recently?" look at.
Some source tells Radar that KStew kept Liberty's name out of the eye roll-inducing, bizarre open apology to RPattz she gave to People, (Yes, we're living in a world where dumb whores have to send an apology letter to People Magazine for getting their box munched on the side.) because she didn't think it was right and wanted to write a private letter instead. To the source:
"Kristen didn’t feel it was appropriate to issue a public apology to Liberty once the story of her affair with Rupert broke. Instead, she’s going to do the decent thing and write Liberty a private letter expressing her deepest regret for her actions. She was thinking of including Liberty, Rupert and the kids in her public apology – but Kristen was so desperate to save her relationship with Rob she decided to concentrate on that first. Kristen feels she made a terribly naïve mistake and will do anything to make amends. The fact that Liberty and Rupert have two kids has now dawned on her and she feels awful for what she did."
Bitch should also throw in a thank you to Rupert for helping her to dim those gayelle rumors. Seriously, the most shocking thing about those pussy eating pictures is that KStew's not the one doing the munching. Speaking of...sort of...
A different source tells Gossip Cop that Rupert and KStew never actually wet humped on each other. The source says they just kissed and he never stuck it in. The hell? So Twihards are bawlin' out the lyrics to "Un-break My Robsten" over some kissing shit? Maybe it's because I'm a shameless slut with the morals of a used condom, but I always thought that it only counts as cheating if you swallow.
But really, stunt or not, this mess could work in KStew's favor. KStew is as bland as unflavored gelatin floating in a Styrofoam bowl full of lukewarm tap water, but this scandal has made her seem kind of interesting. Not only that, but now the Twihards are turning against her and are no longer trying to lick on her taint. So KStew comes off scandalous in a skanky way AND she's free of the Twihards. Win!
UPDATE: People says that RPattz is heartbroken, angry and has no reason to sparkle on, so he's moved out of the house he shared with KSTew. It's really over! This is bigger than the Fall of Saigon and the Decline of the Roman Empire COMBINED!
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Having cheating sex out of Twilock. This is going to be great for her career. It's time to move on.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 8:14pm.
Can Hohan and the Kartrashians join them?
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If only. I do like the way you think. :-)
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 2:44am.
But humping on the married dude has been the only real, unplanned moment in this entire three year charade. It was the one part I don't think was part of any PR plan because you're right, they would have gone with some hot up and coming actor, not a married dude with a family. KSTEW (TM) really screwed them all with that one. Who knows, maybe deep down she just got sick and tired of being contractually obligated to carry out this farce for one minute longer and she decided to fuck them all over. She's always seemed very reluctant with it all
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ITA - this brat has been ungrateful for every good thing that's come her way and strikes me as the type who would sabotage her career by having a "fuck it" moment. She's too immature to realize that having an affair with a married family man not only pisses off her current fan base (the Twihards), but any future fan base (middle class moms) from Snow White. I hope this sinks her, I'm sick and tired of seeing her pout and grimace on the magazine covers at the check out line while I'm buying my cut-rate groceries.
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KEEP POUNDING THAT TUNA
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Someone pointed this out on another site...but if you look at the photos of these two morons, in one of them Rupert is looking straight at the camera. Now I'm thinking he probably set this entire thing up.
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It's PHELPS time!
Water my flowers? Yes, please! It hasn't rained in two months and it's hot as hell. Thanks, Jack!
lmfaooooooooooo
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
TUNA POUNDING TITTY TWISTING PUSSY DESTROYERS!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Jack, I'm not being hateful or "mental on CNN" (what does that mean anyway?). I've always liked you, but "tuna pounding?" I'm just saying it sounds like something Mrs. Patrick Campbell would say.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 10:48am.
This place is getting so serious lately
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I'm not responding with a serious answer because I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, this is Dlisted... she can go to fucking CNN if she wants to get mental on someone. However, my only issue with women is I let them walk all over me... *waters your damn flowers* :P********************
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 10:39am.
Not as long as they have change for a 5... ask agirl, she knows I'm cheap.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
This place is getting so serious lately.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 10:30am.
TAKE YO FRIDGE WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
He obviously does not agree with the old saying "eatin ain't cheatin and suckin ain't fuckin"...
*good for him, fuck that cheatin whore*.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 9:57am.
Happy birthday to the
*TUNA POUNDING*
NOOKIE NINJA Dr. Christian Troy.... You fucking rocked on Nip/Tuck. *bows in your presence*
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Jack, do you have issues with women?
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 6:27am.
I can't spare the few remaining brain cells to give Twilight much thought, but maybe they're doing this to break free of being typecast forever? Sort of like DanRad appearing nekkid in Equus?
TAKE YO FRIDGE WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
He obviously does not agree with the old saying "eatin ain't cheatin and suckin ain't fuckin"... good for him, fuck that cheatin whore.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I see the pics bigger. Does he give her oral pleasure?
http://levipere.com/2012/07/27/se-avevate-ancora-qualche-dubbio/
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 11:54pm.
Hey now, a woman pregnant with her secret husband's baby getting amnesia and thinking she's married to her adoptive father who killed her bio parents and is also the bio father of her husband is MUCH more believable than KStew having sex with a MAN. (And yes, that is a real storyline from a novela!)
But seriously, I'm sorta torn about whether KStew had this little affair in an effort to keep her career going, or whether she's desperately trying to change her image. If she did, it backfired.
Twifarts are the only ones who ever cared about this little idiot. The rest of the populace don't really give a damn. So once she alienates the Twifarts, who is left as her fans? If she planned this, she clearly did not think it out.
Either way, Summit is probably pissed at her. They probably wanted to keep up the "loving couple" thing until after the final movie. But now the studio will desperately whip up a contrived reunion with many photo ops, and since they had no chemistry to start with, they'll look like they outright hate each other now.
Re: Liberty, she actually looks beautiful despite the awful hair in that picture. She's certainly more striking than ol Rabbit-teeth there, and her dress is actually more flattering since KStew's manages to highlight how tiny her tits are.
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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Fri, 07/27/2012 - 3:17am.
You need severe psychological help. And possibly a straitjacket.
Do you stalk me because you have some kind of deranged crush on me, or are you just THAT obsessed with a has-been actress that a single mention is enough to set you off? Do you also labor under the insane delusion that I'm obsessed with Jay Leno since I also mentioned him?
Either way, please seek medical attention for your hallucinatory paranoid delusions. You're only humiliating yourself.
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:34pm.
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Wow, even articles that have nothing to do with Jennifer Aniston and you manage to tie it to Aniston. You're one crazy bitch. I'm starting to think you're in love with her, like the boys in 6th grade who make fun of the girl they secretly like. LOL.
Btw, they just posted a new Theroux article on Just Jared you should run over there as fast as you can and spend the rest of the night commenting like the rest of the loons. The people who run Justjared are kind of genius. Like last night and so many nights before, they know that posting an Aniston/Theroux related article late at night is pure gold. It's not like the loons have anything else going on or a man of their own to cuddle up to at night. I've noticed they do the same thing on holidays too. You can always count on an Aniston related article heading into major holidays because not only do you people not have a man, apparently you have no one to hang out with on July 4th either. LOL.
I'm off to bed. Make sure to call it a night before the sun comes up. Until then, happy trolling. LOL.
That's What He Said - is your sister's friend the catty, jealous sort? There are lots of two-faced people in the world. Anyway, you could be the equivalent of the Second Coming if you would confirm whether KS and RP were actually an intimate couple at the time. What does your sister's friend have to say about that?
Also, yeah, it was very stupid for KS to get caught like this in broad daylight when she knows the paps are always looking for her ass, but I don't think this photographer had to go right up to them to get his pics. He undoubtedly had a telephoto lens. I'll bet this thing between them has been going on for a while so they probably were just careless in this instance (whereas we don't know about the others), but for those of you who wonder why they didn't go to a hotel, remember that everyone and their brother has a cellphone with a built-in camera. I think they genuinely thought the parking lot was deserted, which it was. Even then, it seems as though Sander's was very nervous about the whole (and more than likely spur-of-the-moment) thing..
Submitted by andreboy1 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 8:58pm.
You people are so fucking dumb to believe that this was all a publicity stunt.
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Sorry to burst your naive little twi-hard bubble. the relationship with RPATZ (TM) is ALL about PR. For those of us who caught on to early we always knew the relationship would end either after they finished filming the last one or after the last one was released. The only question was about how it was gonna happen. If they just casually broke up people would have caught on to the fact that this entire thing was bullshit. So I think they were always going to go with something dramatic. I just think no one had any plans to go THIS dramatic. I think Stewart went rogue humping on a married dude and now everyone is scrambling, the studio marketing department, RPATZ (TM), all of their managers and publicists. LOL.
God know how long she's been humping on the director or how long RPATZ (TM) has been humping on whoever he's been humping on. But humping on the married dude has been the only real, unplanned moment in this entire three year charade. It was the one part I don't think was part of any PR plan because you're right, they would have gone with some hot up and coming actor, not a married dude with a family. KSTEW (TM) really screwed them all with that one. Who knows, maybe deep down she just got sick and tired of being contractually obligated to carry out this farce for one minute longer and she decided to fuck them all over. She's always seemed very reluctant with it all whereas RPATZ (TM) seemed totally into this shit. But then he needs to be since his career doesn't seem to be going as well as hers. She's already proven she can sell a movie ticket beyond Twilight. He hasn't and doesn't look to be any time soon.
clearly this isn't "An Affair to Remember"
cuz it was sooo fucking fake and shit, no fuck parts actually touched, no cunninlinguses (plural cuz of extra licks) were performed, no fellatio was performed (unless you count self sucking by Kstew), and RPattz moved out cuz he grew tired of Kstew borrowing his panties and knickers, cuz clearly she is a bigger size then him and she stretches out his panties and when he wears them, its saggy around the ass so it gives the impression he has a lard ass, and no muscle top daddy wants to ExplodeYourAnus (harry potter spell) on a lard ass pasty skin cedric diggory.
plus kstew didnt wash rob's panties after she worn them, and there are always skidmarks on them.
Sal, I know! I should have said "bitches please, you ONLY kissed... FOR the cameras!" lol Rupert's probably been "coaching" KStew the whole time and Liberty knows all about it. Rob could care less, ugh
Still, how suspicious that Breaking comes out in November, the Huntsman is out on dvd in October, they're shopping the idea of the next snow white... a VERY CONVENIENT SHAM, no?!
*waves hi*
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Submitted by salacious on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 11:38pm.
Hahaha! Salacious I totally forgot about Gretchen! She trolled me even if I posted ONE comment in a Rimes thread. I never understood if she was pro or anti Rimes, Eddie or Brandi. Sooooooo confusing!
I really don't know what happened to Yana. We actually made peace, you know after she wanted me dead and all, (a few dlisters like wishing death on me. *cries*) we started talking about our dogs, and she was around for a while. I am not sure when she left or why. I don't know if there was a fight or WTF happened, but WE MISS YOU YANA!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:39pm.
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What I find really funny and further cements our suspicions that this is staged is how Liberty Ross's fameho move of taking to her Twitter account to post cryptic messages before the pics came out.
She's an actress too, isn't she?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:04pm.
YANA! DWM AND I WANT YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE COME BACK TO US!
Seriously though, did she delete her acct? Was there a dust up I missed?
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OH LOL that shit about Jana never gets old. What happened to her, really?
Do you think Jana would stick up for Kirsten? And what would Gretchen have to say about this? :D
Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 1:46pm.
I'll wait to hear what the fat chick with the speech impediment and the odd eyebrows has to say about it.
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Mikey, Nuttymadam has already said something about it. MK also made a post about her yesterday. It was priceless.
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What Domina X said!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Bree on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:01pm.
Is this like a power thing? Didn't Rooney Mara have a thing with her director or am I thinking about something else?
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Bree. Yes, there was a blind item that suggested that RM had become Fincher's fembot. She actually looked weird around him.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Are they really straight? Screw them both. I just want an excuse for Charlize to chime in and accuse Kirsten of cheating on her too!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
ho-hum
This will go down as the greatest PR nightmare EVER.
Someone called the blue dress a Johnny Weir nightmare today/yesterday, but I'm glad I'm not the only who thinks it's gorgeous.
Liberty's Blue Sequin/fishnet/mesh dress is absolutely insanely stunning. I want that dress.
As for Kristen, her eyes always look like she is on some sort of barbiturate; either pills or over fluoridated into a zombie like stupor.
The guy she sucked off is ugly.
I don't care about these people, but that blue dress is AHMAZING!
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
I just can't stop thinking about his "beautiful" wife and "heavenly" children (yeah, this douche actually said that yesterday). MILLIONS ARE CRYING!!!!!
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It's PHELPS time!
You people are so fucking dumb to believe that this was all a publicity stunt. If it was a stunt she would have been seen making out with some hot, young actor- not a married, father of two. Who she was caught cheating with matters in this instance. Middle America will hate her for fucking with a family while she gets her clam eaten out in a Mini Cooper.
Furthermore, why the FUCK would this director who found success (after admittedly struggling) throw his career away for some publicity stunt. He was set to direct the second Snow White film and now either he, or Kristen won't be back, and he is the one who is easily replaced. The first film made almost 400 million dollars and franchises don't grow on trees, they're are a directors DREAM. There is NO way this guy was in on some "look at me" stunt. Do you really think this guy would fuck with the viability of the second film? I bet the studio would be so pleased with him.
Am I the only one who finds the way this is being handled as strange? Maybe it should be refreshing to see someone "man"-up about their indescretions but it's unusual for a celeb to come straight out and admit and then apologize no matter how damning the evidence is. Oscar de LaHoya didn't admit his pics were real until 2 years later.
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Submitted by Wood Dragon on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:49pm.
I just wish the whole group of them would play hot potato with a grenade
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Can Hohan and the Kartrashians join them?
Really Kristen and I thought you promised Just us and Liberty for all.
A blow job is not having sex. I for one completely believe her and would like to not have sex with her also.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:30pm.
BAZINGA!
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Breaking Homes: Kristen Blewit
Has a nice ring to it!
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Every time I start to have a little faith in humanity, I realize a lot of people believed the relationship between Bella and Edward was real.
Seriously? Don't believe ANYTHING an actor tells you. These people get paid millions to lie for a living.
I just wish the whole group of them would play hot potato with a grenade
I think Liberty Ross is quite beautiful minus a pound of make-up.
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Liberty Ross was featured in a fashion spread in a recent issue of Elle. She looks much better in this pic.
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