Friday, July 27th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 26th!

Jessica Simpson daydreams about her wedding day. - Rockwell

Runners-up:

They exchanged their fowls in front of 200 guests. - Half Empty

I knew poor Phoebe's face was going to explode one day. Un-rude hosts wouldn't have turned that into a game. - TexnDoc

The couple that plucks together, fucks forever. - LaPerlaDelSur

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OurMissC's picture
Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:33pm.

Yeah we get it, tonight you'll both be naked as jaybirds. ;)

Submitted by KimmyG on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:31pm.

A sample picture of a wedding picture from the day Phoebe Price finally says, "I Perdue!"

Submitted by Honestly I hate... on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:30pm.

Do these chickens make my dress look cheap?

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Submitted by how dare you on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:29pm.

And then they consummated the marriage in the garden with a couple of cucumbers.

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Rockwell's picture
Submitted by Rockwell on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:29pm.

Jessica Simpson daydreams about her wedding day.

Furry-Hunk-Of-Man-Beef's picture
Submitted by Furry-Hunk-Of-M... on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:28pm.

Isn't Chick Fil A supposed to actually cook the chicken before they shove their marriage views down our throats?

Submitted by Way on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:27pm.

And nine month later, the happy couple celebrated the birth of their child Phoebe Price.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:26pm.

I knew poor Phoebe's face was going to explode one day. Un-rude hosts wouldn't have turned that into a game.

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:25pm.

Geez, I hope they wash their hands. Newlyweds really shouldn't handle raw chicken before they consummate the marriage.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by asprincocktail on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:24pm.

hurray! we got everything on the registry!

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:23pm.

Chick-Fil-A new ad campaign to appease the gay community.

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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11

OurMissC's picture
Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:23pm.

I always thought those two would get married when PIGS had wings.

Rockwell's picture
Submitted by Rockwell on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:21pm.

Colonel Sanders' granddaughter pays homage to her grandfather at her wedding.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:20pm.

@Mary

ROTFLMAO! Nice!!!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!

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Submitted by turnelbup on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:19pm.

Since they won't be needing them anymore, the traditional tossing of the bride's and groom's genitalia follows the wedding ceremony.

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

islandgirl's picture
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:18pm.

Poor things, they spent the entire day running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:17pm.

Submitted by Im the Mary on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:44pm.

Sam and Ella couldn't wait to begin their life together.

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DONE.

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Eagledancer's picture
Submitted by Eagledancer on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:15pm.

The leaders of the Chick-Fil-A Liberation Front release two symbolic chickens to fly free.

Im the Mary's picture
Submitted by Im the Mary on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:14pm.

Sam and Ella couldn't wait to begin their life together.

Whamo's picture
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:17pm.

"As god as my witness I swear I thought turkeys could fly"

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