The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 26th!

Jessica Simpson daydreams about her wedding day. - Rockwell

Runners-up:

They exchanged their fowls in front of 200 guests. - Half Empty

I knew poor Phoebe's face was going to explode one day. Un-rude hosts wouldn't have turned that into a game. - TexnDoc

The couple that plucks together, fucks forever. - LaPerlaDelSur

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by doubled96 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:11pm.

Rick Vaughn and bride pretend to enjoy Serano's wedding gifts in Major League 5.

Submitted by noeb on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 6:05pm.

"Cutlets, Jessica! Cutlets!!!!.... Ah Jeez. At least they didn't pop out during the ceremony." --Joe Simpson

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 5:49pm.

Kirsten Stewart throws chickens in the air in a desperate attempt to distract RPatz from noticing the cum dribbling down her chin.

Submitted by BekH on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 5:39pm.

That's free range chicken, not free throw...

Submitted by robokitteh on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 5:32pm.

I believe I can fly
I believe I can plop some chicken shit in these tards' eyes

Submitted by Cinesnatch on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 5:26pm.

And just like that, Oprah began farting out whole body chickens after she paid for the entire wedding.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 5:08pm.

Chicken a la Fling.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 5:06pm.

Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders bid farewell to their reputations.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:57pm.

On her long awaited wedding day, Phoebe Price receives the grandest gift she could have ever hoped for.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:54pm.

Oh no! Tom has sent the Thetans after us!

Submitted by Angus E. Parvo on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:52pm.

They were warned not to feed the Gremlins wedding cake after midnight. They were warned!

Submitted by Lale on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:47pm.

On an outtake from TLC's "Virgin Diaries," newlyweds HeatherJayne and Timmy launch a sexy honeymoon night by "teasing the pussy with some sweaty cock meat."

Submitted by motherslittlehelper on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:39pm.

Paula Deen's family album.

Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:19pm.

Submitted by starvis on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:29pm.
Britney's wedding photographer should have been more specific when he asked her to flip the bird for the photo.
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Ladies & Gentleman I think we have a winner.

What more can I say Top Billin'... Audio Two

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:18pm.

PETA's next ad is an epic fail: My bird doesn't wear fur or feather - OH FUCK! It's dead!
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"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" George Carlin

Submitted by ms_mcgee on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:17pm.

What's up? Chicken butt!

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:17pm.

Silly vegans, its wayyyyy to late to emancipate those birds.
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"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" George Carlin

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:11pm.

And so yet another clueless, trustafarian yuppie couple decided to host a Kwanzaa-themed wedding reception in the Hamptons.

Submitted by Euromutt on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:09pm.

Phoebe Price couldn't attend so the happy couple settled for second best.

Submitted by tatty_gee on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:01pm.

Oh, honey, let's call them Mary Kate and Ashley.

Submitted by gina latina on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:51pm.

So it is true that shaved cocks look bigger.

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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:39pm.

This is what it sounds like when doves fry.

Submitted by By The Beard of... on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:27pm.

Their love was like poultry in motion.

Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:25pm.

Submitted by LaPerlaDelSur on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 4:41pm.

The couple that plucks together, f*cks forever.

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standing ovation. Love this one

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:19pm.

Son, you may as well look up a chicken's ass if you thinkin' about marryin that girl.......

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:18pm.

I said to throw RICE not PRICE............

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:17pm.

Jessica Simpson insisted on having chicken wings at her wedding.

Submitted by Daily Disgrace on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:15pm.

The Alice Cooper-themed wedding was a big hit.

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:15pm.

I said to release our doves, not hors d'oeuvres!

Submitted by LaPerlaDelSur on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:11pm.

The couple that plucks together, f*cks forever.

Submitted by noeb on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:17pm.

UGA alumni wedding with the pillorying of the South Carolina gamecock. Rivarly dies on no day.

Submitted by goddess240 on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:08pm.

We literally had to toss those chicks out of the reception, they were causing such a scene.

Submitted by starvis on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:59pm.

Britney's wedding photographer should have been more specific when he asked her to flip the bird for the photo.

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"And it won't be a lion, a tin man and a scarecrow! It'll be you lying down, and ten men making you a scared ho.....Wizard of ASS!" - Betty White

Submitted by Half Empty on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:57pm.

They exchanged their fowls in front of 200 guests.

"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"

Submitted by Chris Knight on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:56pm.

JESSICA SIMPSON and husband's throwing the wedding bouquets....

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:54pm.

Quick! We need two more chicken dinners for the mofo's who didnt RSVP in time!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Ida Smackter on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:52pm.

And the joke is on me...i am a 32-A

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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.

Submitted by Ida Smackter on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:52pm.

All small-tittied brides know, there's ALWAYS a big pair of breasts upstaging you at your own wedding that your own husband can't wait to get his hands on.

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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.

Submitted by bkmn on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 2:50pm.

We all know what WNYW's Ernie Arnastos' advise was to the newlyweds:
"Keep fucking that chicken!"

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 3:24pm.

"And we'd like to thank those of you that came in from out of town, Ernie and Edna who flew in from the Boca Del Vista nudist colony to help celebrate this wonderful day with us..thank you."