Thursday, July 26th 2012

Antoine Dodson Finally Gives His Thoughts On The Chick-Fil-A Boycott

YouTube star and the prettiest belle in Alabama, Antoine Dodson, might look like a felt seahorse puppet made by The Jim Henson Company, but he doesn't agree with his fellow Muppets on boycotting Chick-fil-A for their anti-gay marriage ways. While Miss Piggy can't with Chick-fil-A, Antoine Dodson can, will and is. Finally, the question that has been floating in your head since this Chick-fil-A shit started, "What would Antoine Dodson say?" has finally been answered. One less thing to keep your head.

After some of his fans asked for his thoughts on Chick-fil-A, openly gay 'Toine said on a YouTube video uploaded yesterday that he doesn't care if they have given millions of dollars to anti-gay rights organizations. 'Toine is going to eat that sandwich. 'Toine doesn't care if people say that every bite into a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich is a bite for marriage inequality. 'Toine is STILL going to eat that sandwich. 'Toine doesn't care if some say Chick-fil-A sandwiches are just breaded, hormone-pumped hate between two gay-hating buns, he's still going to eat! 'Toine is going to flick his micro braids and keep eating while not giving one shit what you think:

"I have uncles and aunties as well who does not approve of gay marriages and stuff like that, but they respect me. I don't care about one person's opinion or how they feel -- that's fine. Chick-fil-A makes good meals, and I eat there.

If I want to have a Chick-fil-A sandwich, guess what? I'm gonna have a Chick-fil-A sandwich."

Not everyone loved Antoine's response and so he made another video (below). Antoine said that he's not supporting Chick-fil-A's president's Waffle Fries 4 Jesus beliefs, he's supporting the regular people who work at the registers. 'Toine has his beliefs, you have your beliefs and again, he's gonna keep putting his mouth on that chicken sandwich:

"The people at the restaurant are sweet, and they greet me kindly. They treated me well, so how can I fault them? If we stop coming, them hardworking employees in that building no longer have jobs.

It's a picture in this world way bigger than what somebody -- one person or one group of people -- believe in."

Well, okay then, 'Toine, keep mouth fucking that chicken.

Now that we know what 'Toine thinks about this issue, I'm still waiting to hear from Sweet Brown, God Warrior, Spaghetti Cat, Chuck Testa and Rebecca Black. No but really, I really want to know what God Warrior has to say.

via Alabama.com

Posted by: Michael K


Event Horizon's picture

Didnt someone post that they dreamt of him recently?

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misslainey's picture

I can't believe I'm saying this, but ITA with him, and he makes so much sense.

I am vegan, so I don't do CFA, but what people really ought to be upset about are the GMOs in our food and how Monsanto is single handedly trying to take over the food supply.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by beb on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:38pm.

You're welcome, son. Do it again and I'll throw the book at you.
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It was jost a bite of a bran fad, it will noot happpen egain!

Miss Malevolent's picture

Eh, he's right. They aren't discriminating. I heard nowhere, where the owner of the chain said gays couldn't come into his restaurant, or that they should be rounded up or anything else.

He's being slammed cause he has a different opinion about marriage. And we can't have that...differing opinions in this society.

Or at least, you're allowed to differ if your opinion is anti-Christian. I mean we're talking about a chain that closes on Sunday.

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:41pm.
YO DIAMOND DOGS I ♥ YOUR AVIE

hell yea prince!

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Orangina's picture

He openly admits that he eats at Chic-fil-a "quite frequently". For that he gets today's comedy award.

Few Words's picture

YO DIAMOND DOGS I ♥ YOUR AVIE

hell yea prince!

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Zonko's picture

Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he ?

Americans have the right to open up a business anywhere they damn well please, but we don't have to give them our money. Especially money they turn around and put in the pockets of anti-gay groups.

That retard isn't a deep thinker. I'd bet my entire music collection he doesn't know what 10% of $100.00 is.

MissJaneTexas's picture

For me it's about Chick Fil-A's donations to anti-gay groups. They won't use my money to do that. I don't care what anyone else does - I won't argue or bully anyone over it. However, if you know a company donates to try and keep you from having equal rights -- I guess I don't understand how you could patronize that establishment. But whatever to each their own.

And that Chow Down at Chick Fil-A is hysterical. Saw it on FB yesterday. You can always count on the drag queens to take it there (that is a positive statement).

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:38pm.

You're welcome, son. Do it again and I'll throw the book at you.

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Few Words's picture

what damn century is chik fil a living in?

bigot owner. go suck a grease vat.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Gigaboob: "All I can see is Maxine from Living Single.
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

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Submitted by beb on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:28pm.

* Gets out of Grammar Police car, adjusts self *

It's affected, son, not effected.
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opps, I stand corrected bebs, thank you lol!

And thanks for just a warning

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:15pm.

GIIIIIIIIIIIRL please, Willam read this bitch ~ http://youtu.be/sO-msplukrw

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Pure awesomeness. Who knew Willam had pipes like that.

Juniperjump's picture

I can understand where he's coming from too. It's not doing much to dispel that whole "black people love chicken" thing though. Maybe we aren't supposed to be dispelling it though. I have no idea where the politically correct/truth line falls on that one.

I don't think I expected him to be so articulate and sober at this point in his fame trajectory. Good on him if he survived all that shit and came out fairly normal.

I though, would boycott that Chicken place as much as possible.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:28pm.

I can see his point on how he doesn't want the little people being effected by the Head Office's position, it's a tough call.

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It's affected, son, not effected.

* Hands Whammers a warning, drives off to get a donut *

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:15pm.

GIIIIIIIIIIIRL please, Willam read this bitch ~ http://youtu.be/sO-msplukrw
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YESSS!!!! Today, a friend of mine was going off on FB about how you're attacked if you don't support the "gay agenda", blah, blah, blah, and the CFA Pres was trying to be pressured and he shouldn't bend, blah blah blah, and people were sparring back and forth on it, so I chimed in with, "So, is it a bad time to mention Chow Down (at Chic-Fil-A)? Yeah, probably. Don't go to YouTube and look it up. Nevermind."

People who know me knew I was just being a harmless smartass and laughed, but let me tell ya what happened when all those bluehairs looked it up.... FIRE.WORKS. It was priceless.

Whamo's picture

I can see his point on how he doesn't want the little people being effected by the Head Office's position, it's a tough call.

Twat Muffin's picture

Hottie Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel is leading a crusade against Chick-Fil-A, so Rahm is doing his part against the restaurant. I love Rahm. I want to do bad, bad things to his hot, little ass.

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 7:15pm

that is now officially my summer video of 2012. thank you.

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Whamo's picture

We've not seen Spaghetti Cat in ages, he must be in kitty rehab for his tuna addiction.

The Beaver's picture

As one southerner to another southerner, 'Toine, let me just say.... Oh, bless your heart, sweetie...

But, seriously, let's talk about the Blind Item 'Toine left in his newsfeed on FB last night....

"Lets just say that some of the heterosexuals you believe are straight are coming into my hotel room after dark thinking something is about to go down and yes they're men and men some of you idolize and think the world of but thats a different topic for a different day just wanted to put that out there lol."

smokeybaconflavour's picture

I don't want them in Boston because they close on Sunday and they want to occupy a prime location downtown. It'll create a dead zone where there shouldn't be one. There should be a business that's actually going to use the space to its full potential there. If they want to open in some strip mall out in the suburbs though, I really couldn't give a flying fuck.

All I can see is Maxine from Living Single.

Wanted's picture

I see where he's coming from. However, the LGBT needs to stand up for their beliefs together. The reason why bigots have been able to progress so far in this nation is because we don't want to stand united.

Do I like Chic fil A? Fuck yes. Will you catch me boycotting them until they back the fuck up off of gays? Fuck yes.

hell, JC never said no shit about gay marriage in the first place! Chic fil A need to feel their own words in action. They like giving their profits to hate organizations? Well let's see how much money they give and how much shit they talk when the last great minority don't hand them the money to donate.

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Bwhit19964's picture

I'm still waiting on Qwueen on the Scene and her words of wisdom!

force noir's picture

I'm more perturbed by his coke-scooping-thumbnail in the second vid. That's some pimp Harvey Keitel bullshit right there! Re-tighten your braids, 'Toine.
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Whamo's picture

Maybe Ms Fury can speak for God Warrior? She has a direct line to GW so Ms Fury, the floor is yours:)

Aerialgreen's picture

GIIIIIIIIIIIRL please, Willam read this bitch ~ http://youtu.be/sO-msplukrw