YouTube star and the prettiest belle in Alabama, Antoine Dodson, might look like a felt seahorse puppet made by The Jim Henson Company, but he doesn’t agree with his fellow Muppets on boycotting Chick-fil-A for their anti-gay marriage ways. While Miss Piggy can’t with Chick-fil-A, Antoine Dodson can, will and is. Finally, the question that has been floating in your head since this Chick-fil-A shit started, “What would Antoine Dodson say?” has finally been answered. One less thing to keep your head.
After some of his fans asked for his thoughts on Chick-fil-A, openly gay ‘Toine said on a YouTube video uploaded yesterday that he doesn’t care if they have given millions of dollars to anti-gay rights organizations. ‘Toine is going to eat that sandwich. ‘Toine doesn’t care if people say that every bite into a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich is a bite for marriage inequality. ‘Toine is STILL going to eat that sandwich. ‘Toine doesn’t care if some say Chick-fil-A sandwiches are just breaded, hormone-pumped hate between two gay-hating buns, he’s still going to eat! ‘Toine is going to flick his micro braids and keep eating while not giving one shit what you think:
“I have uncles and aunties as well who does not approve of gay marriages and stuff like that, but they respect me. I don’t care about one person’s opinion or how they feel — that’s fine. Chick-fil-A makes good meals, and I eat there.
If I want to have a Chick-fil-A sandwich, guess what? I’m gonna have a Chick-fil-A sandwich.”
Not everyone loved Antoine’s response and so he made another video (below). Antoine said that he’s not supporting Chick-fil-A’s president’s Waffle Fries 4 Jesus beliefs, he’s supporting the regular people who work at the registers. ‘Toine has his beliefs, you have your beliefs and again, he’s gonna keep putting his mouth on that chicken sandwich:
“The people at the restaurant are sweet, and they greet me kindly. They treated me well, so how can I fault them? If we stop coming, them hardworking employees in that building no longer have jobs.
It’s a picture in this world way bigger than what somebody — one person or one group of people — believe in.”
Well, okay then, ‘Toine, keep mouth fucking that chicken.
Now that we know what ‘Toine thinks about this issue, I’m still waiting to hear from Sweet Brown, God Warrior, Spaghetti Cat, Chuck Testa and Rebecca Black. No but really, I really want to know what God Warrior has to say.