Afternoon Crumbs
You haven't seen sophistication incarnate until you've seen Katie Price's lace garter tattoo - SOW
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (aka what you get when STAINS shapeshifts into a human) is going to play Dracula in a new show, because we definitely need more vampires on TV - Lainey Gossip
Holly Madison thinks that being skilled at breastfeeding Hugh Hefner and changing his diaper at the same time makes her a qualified mom - The Superficial
Say something nice: I do love the bedazzled HPV warts on JLO's lips - Towleroad
If Buffalo Bill made a suit out of Barbie skin, he'd sort of look like the always gorgeous Sophie Turner - Hollywood Tuna
The reason why cases of Valtrex have been airdropped into St. Tropez - Drunken Stepfather
Then & Now: The Home Improvement cast - The Berry
What I'm getting from this story is if you give Jeremy Renner some random pill, he'll pop it in his mouth! - Celebitchy
I thought this was Prince William and that got me excited, because then I thought if there's pictures of a topless Prince William then topless pictures of Prince Hot Ginge can't be far away... And then I was disappointed when this turned out to be James Blunt. Boo. - Just Jared
So what did Casper the Friendly Gold Digger buy JLo for her birthday with her own AMEX card? - ICYDK
They look hongray - Popoholic
I know I should be staring at Jakey Gyllenhaal's arm muscles, but I'm staring at that mega skinny fridge instead. It's so skinny! - Popsugar
Bar Refaeli's ass crack for your viewing pleasure - Hollywood Rag
"Obama totally gave me a shout out!" - Alexis Bellino - Videogum
Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler got married - I'm Not Obsessed
Carmen Electra should kick herself for the shameless horny fuckery she pulled on The Choice - Cityrag
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Bar Refaeli is very pretty, but totally non-descript. I couldn't pick her out of a lineup of models. I feel that way about so many of today's models.
There's no mistaking Cindy Crawford or Naomi Campbell or Linda Evangelista. Most of these new girls are interchangeable. Except Kate Upton. Her square torso and heavy boobs are unmistakeable.
That Price whore is just pathetic.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
RJM is hot but I'm SO DONE with vampires!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
What the FUCK is up with this new Petco shit???
i agree...there's something about JRM. i share my bd with him :P which is tomorrow!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Holly Madison thinks that being skilled at breastfeeding Hugh Hefner and changing his diaper at the same time makes her a qualified mom
LMAO ROTFL LLS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U NAME IT...I JUST CAN'T WITH MK!!! :)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Can you all tell me what Jr. bought La Lopez (with her own $$$)? I really don't want to see her lip.
What more can I say Top Billin'... Audio Two
I'm too scared to click on the Jennifer Lopez link.
What more can I say Top Billin'... Audio Two
I'm sure Casper gets his own credit card with his name on it. Just like a grown up except someone else pays the bill.
Wish I had one of those.
Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 5:02pm.
You are not alone!
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
YES! Loved the Tudors. He was the main reason to watch. Definitely watching this new show.
JRM was the sex in the tudors. I could see him being a HAWT dracula. Yum.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
"OH LAWD JESUS" JLo stole that bedazzled lippseses look right from Latrice Royale. (c'mon MK are your warts sparkly?)
I love JRM and I would have a million babies with him if I could. There's just something about him...
*reports self*
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
http://gawker.com/5929302/blunt-rebuttal-to-notorious-twihards-robsten-c...
this is funny