Afternoon Crumbs
You haven’t seen sophistication incarnate until you’ve seen Katie Price’s lace garter tattoo – SOW
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (aka what you get when STAINS shapeshifts into a human) is going to play Dracula in a new show, because we definitely need more vampires on TV – Lainey Gossip
Holly Madison thinks that being skilled at breastfeeding Hugh Hefner and changing his diaper at the same time makes her a qualified mom – The Superficial
Say something nice: I do love the bedazzled HPV warts on JLO’s lips – Towleroad
If Buffalo Bill made a suit out of Barbie skin, he’d sort of look like the always gorgeous Sophie Turner – Hollywood Tuna
The reason why cases of Valtrex have been airdropped into St. Tropez – Drunken Stepfather
Then & Now: The Home Improvement cast – The Berry
What I’m getting from this story is if you give Jeremy Renner some random pill, he’ll pop it in his mouth! – Celebitchy
I thought this was Prince William and that got me excited, because then I thought if there’s pictures of a topless Prince William then topless pictures of Prince Hot Ginge can’t be far away… And then I was disappointed when this turned out to be James Blunt. Boo. – Just Jared
So what did Casper the Friendly Gold Digger buy JLo for her birthday with her own AMEX card? – ICYDK
They look hongray – Popoholic
I know I should be staring at Jakey Gyllenhaal’s arm muscles, but I’m staring at that mega skinny fridge instead. It’s so skinny! – Popsugar
Bar Refaeli’s ass crack for your viewing pleasure – Hollywood Rag
“Obama totally gave me a shout out!” – Alexis Bellino – Videogum
Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler got married – I’m Not Obsessed
Carmen Electra should kick herself for the shameless horny fuckery she pulled on The Choice – Cityrag