Afternoon Crumbs

July 26, 2012 / Posted by:

You haven’t seen sophistication incarnate until you’ve seen Katie Price’s lace garter tattoo – SOW

Jonathan Rhys Meyers (aka what you get when STAINS shapeshifts into a human) is going to play Dracula in a new show, because we definitely need more vampires on TV – Lainey Gossip

Holly Madison thinks that being skilled at breastfeeding Hugh Hefner and changing his diaper at the same time makes her a qualified mom – The Superficial 

Say something nice: I do love the bedazzled HPV warts on JLO’s lips – Towleroad

If Buffalo Bill made a suit out of Barbie skin, he’d sort of look like the always gorgeous Sophie Turner Hollywood Tuna 

The reason why cases of Valtrex have been airdropped into St. Tropez – Drunken Stepfather

Then & Now: The Home Improvement cast – The Berry 

What I’m getting from this story is if you give Jeremy Renner some random pill, he’ll pop it in his mouth! – Celebitchy

I thought this was Prince William and that got me excited, because then I thought if there’s pictures of a topless Prince William then topless pictures of Prince Hot Ginge can’t be far away… And then I was disappointed when this turned out to be James Blunt. Boo. – Just Jared

So what did Casper the Friendly Gold Digger buy JLo for her birthday with her own AMEX card? – ICYDK

They look hongray – Popoholic

I know I should be staring at Jakey Gyllenhaal’s arm muscles, but I’m staring at that mega skinny fridge instead. It’s so skinny! – Popsugar

Bar Refaeli’s ass crack for your viewing pleasure – Hollywood Rag 

“Obama totally gave me a shout out!” – Alexis BellinoVideogum

Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler got married – I’m Not Obsessed

Carmen Electra should kick herself for the shameless horny fuckery she pulled on The ChoiceCityrag

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