Open Post: Hosted By E.T. The Warbling Walrus

July 25, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Finally, some real vocal talent around here! E.T. (short for Ear Tingles) has been luring hundreds to the Point Defiance Zoo in Tacoma, WA with his melodic walrus yodel that is more soothing to the ears than anything that comes out of JLo’s mouth. American Idol, X-Factor and The Voice can all go away forever now, because E.T. is the future of singing and nobody will be able to top his talent. When E.T. blows out musical notes through his walrus mouth, you can tell he’s really into it, because his tiny eyes nearly pop off of his face. Do Celine Dion’s eyeballs do that? I didn’t think so.

Or maybe I’m totally wrong and E.T. isn’t singing. Maybe E.T. is just doing a really good impersonation of John Travolta’s hole during a massage. You decide which hole I’m talking about.

via Arbroath

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