Wednesday, July 25th 2012
Nutty Madam Finally Breaks Her Silence On Kristen Stewart's Cheating Ways
I was going to say that Nutty Madam gives me life, but then I realized that YAAASSSS-ing at this video means I officially have no life and am not capable of ever getting one. And this right here needs to play on a loop in the waiting room of every mental hospital's Twihard Ward.
(Thanks, Lynn)
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Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:33pm.
why do brits have such crap teeth?
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Why are all Americans so fat?
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Please, I've been to Uxbridge...they need to put down the greasey fish and chips.
Answer: British, French and Italian all have bad teeth because they'd rather look like the zombie of one of Dr Mengeles dental experiments than have an " American smile"
Take it from me, I'm married to a Frenchman and we used to live in Italy. He's whitening his teeth before he goes back for a visit to annoy his toothless and gnarltoothed friends back home.
Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:33pm.
why do brits have such crap teeth?
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Why are all Americans so fat?
*chest bumps RichBitch my wife*
WTF? That dumb unwashed ho Rob Pattison is straight?
Oh holy geezuz.
"Leave them alone!"
Homegirl needs to get off the computer and buy herself a nice dildo. I bet she's never fapped in her life.
Seriously! Get YOUR OWN LIFE ASSHOLE!!! This chick is just like those Just Jared ass clowns.
I know the Buddha would not approve BUT, people like this makes me wish I could mount a photon torpedo launcher to my little Pathfinder and nuke some people!
Are you fucking kidding me? This twit is sobbing over the possible break-up of people she doesn't even know? I've never sobbed over my own break-ups like this....she needs some help, geez.
Chubs needs to get a hobbie and a psychologist.
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Shiitake happens...
just wow. but i'm staying tuned for her coverage when ROBSTEN's fake relationship is over in november
Hekki stole FABBICH.... I get Pathetic McSadTard!!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 6:17pm.
Pathetic McSadtard needs to GET A LIFE....
Whoa! What's with the Neanderthal forehead?? Is she a missing link or something? Dayum.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:51pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:37pm.
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Bwahaha--- I need to change up my disguise. By the way, I just KNOW you had corn. :P
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GET OUTTA MY HEAD, WOMAN!
Who put lipstick on E.T. the Walrus?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Actually, I ask salespeople all the time when the "last time you crapped" was. Just making sure everyone's colon is in tip top shape.
This has to be fake. It has to.
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It's PHELPS time!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT MADAM, SO RIGHT! lol
The crazy bitch is too much but she has more acting chops than then ENTIRE CAST of Twitchlight, HAHAHAHAH Thanks MK
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Pathetic McSadtard needs to GET A LIFE. Making a video crying and bitching and moaning about random celebrity sexual habits is too too tragic.
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skinny fat, I saw a youtube video that had a good song in the background and I Google'd the words and Chrissy Crocker sung it. *blinks* It was from a whole album he put out. I really like the song! I haven't listened to it in a while though (music annoys my PCS) *hides*
Her and her tooth gap had me until she spit out that she went to the Perez Hilton website.
Omg this poor child
Say what you want about her, but this heffa is comedy gold!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=iGz9F1sQOPU#t=4...
Ugh. I made it to just 0:16 and couldn't stand any more. Homegirl should get either 1) a life, or 2) an Oscar. Probably #1, though.
ETA: Her analogy re: random salesperson's bowel habits just doesn't work. Salespeople aren't on the cover of People. Celebrities are. Apples & oranges. Sheesh.
"You wouldn't walk up to a saleperson and say: 'HEY! When was the last time YOU crapped?'"
Good LOL on that one.
Disturbing. Why waste an ounce of energy giving that much of a shit about 2 people you don't even know? Commenting on an entertainment blog doesn't count though. ; )
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:37pm.
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Bwahaha--- I need to change up my disguise. By the way, I just KNOW you had corn. :P
So... Not having a damn life is fattening? Who knew
Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:33pm.
why do brits have such crap teeth?
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Why are all Americans so fat?
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Why are Canadians so damn nice?
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:33pm.
why do brits have such crap teeth?
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Why are all Americans so fat?
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 5:22pm.
Why, it was only yesterday that I asked the girl in the corner shop when she took her last crap. IT'S CALLED MAKING CONVERSATION, PEOPLE.
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THAT WAS YOU ??????????? :O
Submitted by Cat Scratch: "...I can't imagine he was nearly as heartbroken as this fabbich (yes, I just abbreviated fat bitch). "
Just as my laughter was waning, I had to go and read this. My abs hurt. FABBICH!! You bet your sweet ass I am stealing this. It's too darn good.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:54pm
Yes it's called Asda
That chick is seriously disturbed. Does she have parents? What do they think of this? Are they cray-zay too?
Why would you cry over the fictional breakup of a fictional relationship of two people you don't know, will never meet and whose actions have nothing to do with you?
Why, it was only yesterday that I asked the girl in the corner shop when she took her last crap. IT'S CALLED MAKING CONVERSATION, PEOPLE.
I feel like I should release a similar statement each time I "cheat" on a package of Oreos with Chip Ahoys. I feel really, really guilty about it every single time.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I didn't watch but if I were a Rob fan I think I'd be glad if he and Kristen were no longer a couple. My husband is currently in the room with me and he'd laugh too hard if I played this!!
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Why do I feel suddenly happy after watching this... Thanks Nutty Madam! :D
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:27pm.
OMDFG. She's Annie from MISERY.
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
I'm sure if Pattinson saw this he'd be over K-Stew's indiscretions pretty quickly, as a matter in fact, I can't imagine he was nearly as heartbroken as this fabbich (yes, I just abbreviated fat bitch).
She poses an interesting analogy though- comparing the appropriateness of asking another person when they took their last crap to asking Rob Pattison about Kristen Stewart.
It's a pretty good analogy too, I'm sure dropping her probably did feel like taking a shit.
Sorry I asked. What a nutcase.
I got half way in when I had to click off. That poor girl needs help. I can't believe she's 25!
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 4:59pm.
As an American, I find this so fun to watch because I enjoy her accent. I don't know why, but it makes the whole thing tolerable. If she had any type of "American" accent or dialect, I'd want to throttle the cow.
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According to the Youtube video where someone is interviewing RPATZ, and goes on about her, he mentions that she is from "Carlisle".
"You wouldn't ask a sales personal, "Hey, when was the last time you crapped?""
I can ask this because before that you were writing your name on the wall with your shit. And you farted and took a picture. So I get to ask that question if I cared.
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Like a boss.
I think all 12 of her cats are crying in the corner too...especially Mr Peepers.
As an American, I find this so fun to watch because I enjoy her accent. I don't know why, but it makes the whole thing tolerable. If she had any type of "American" accent or dialect, I'd want to throttle the cow.
fabulous eyebrows btw, I'm surprised MK didn't mention anything about that game
What's the difference between this and that walrus video again? The walrus had more interesting things to say.
Lawd, I discovered this land whale yesterday. She WEEPS in every video. She practically had an orgasm watching a TRAILER (don't watch that). I can't believe someone like this exists. Do they have Walmart in the U.K.?
TexnDoc: "It's banal, it's banal!"
she seems to be hopeless, wondering how she managed to make it through life up until now
The tags on these posts are hilarious.
And, just WOW. This is some spesh stuff.
This would have been BRILLIANT if towards the end when she was crying and silent if she had then said "I'm a grown woman and I can't believe I care about this and look like I have crap for brains to the world.".
It would have reminded me of an old French & Saunders skit where they are editors hard at work at a woman's magazine and suddenly Dawn French walks around looking stunned and says "It's happening again! It's all so trivial! It means nothing !" until Jen snaps her back with "Pastel wedding dresses! This IS important!"