This Is News: The Wife Of Kristen Stewart's Side Trick Deletes Her Twitter Account (UPDATE)
If you're the loved one of a Twihard and had some bad news to tell them... First of all, I'm sorry you're the loved one of a Twihard. Second of all, last night would've been the perfect night to tell them your bad news even if it was something like, "Your dad is divorcing me, because he just found out your biological father is Michael Lohan and your new puppy just died after eating and choking on the autographed RPanttiez you traded one of your kidneys for." They wouldn't have cared, because they'd be too busy scrubbing out the "Robsten 4Ever" Sharpie tattoo on their chest to replace it with a "Die Kunsten Stewfart" Sharpie tattoo. So you missed an opportunity if you didn't drop that bad news on them last night.
Just hours after Twihard Meltdown 2012, Liberty Ross, Rupert Sanders' wife and the actress who played Kristen Stewart's mom in that Snow White shit, left a few mysterious messages on Twitter. Liberty followed UsWeekly (!!!!), re-tweeted some Marilyn Monroe quote (!!!!!) and then tweeted the word "WOW" (!!!!!!!) before deleting her account.
I know. All this suspense has left your ass on the edge of your seat. But I'm guessing you're on the edge of your seat, because your only response to this is a fart and there's nothing worse than suffocating a fart on the seat of your office chair. Let it be free.
But really, this is more staged and choreographed than a John Travolta and Kelly Preston photo-op. The pictures, the deleted Twitter account... They planned all of this shit. Since Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes ended their contract marriage with some serious dramatic theatrics, Kristen and RPattz are trying to show them up. Whatever, at least this staged escandalo stunt has given us priceless response after priceless response from Twihards on Twitter and Tumblr. You should really take a moment to dive into the delusional craziness by searching the Kristen Stewart and Robsten tags on Tumblr and Twitter. Either they don't want to believe or they're out for blood. I thank those crazies for giving me the laughs by calling Kristen and Rupert, "Ho White and the Cuntsman."
UPDATE: Click here to see the receipts from UsWeekly of Rupert giving Kristen a shoulder beej and possibly going down on her twatlight in her car. You should hate me for this, but Kristen getting her box chowed on in a parked car makes her like her just a teensy bit.
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Scott in NYC - ha ha!! Johnny Weir-styled indeed.
Those are very unfortunate photos, surely chosen by the media outlets to show us why he needed to be with a girl who looks like a 7-11 cashier.
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Submitted by KeyLimePie on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:05pm.
Nah, Kristen's not a goth. She's emo. Big diff.
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The encounter photos actually look pretty hot.
Me thinks this Libery Ross biotch is a "don't mess with" type. Hot, she is. Kristen is shitting her boots, trust.
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I guess he has a type: goth actresses.
Dude how tall is he? Liberty Ross is 5' 8" (she was a model so probably more like 5' 7"). For those saying she is fugly, look up her modeling photos. She's actually quite pretty. This photo is poor makeup choices and bad hair (she should wear that shit down cuz she has some ears on her).
Are we sure he wasn't going thru K-Stew to get to Taylor Lautner?
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Who's this disaster's stylist...Johnny Weir????
This is weird. Why are they admitting this stuff. Maybe cause the director's married? The director's not even well known. I guess that's what they get for hooking up in her care, that looks like it was parked on the side of the street. You gotta keep it classy and check in to a seedy motel in a random part of town.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
This seems so UN-Kristen-like. It must be staged to get her out of a relationship that never really was. What a way to do it.
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Obviously, it's so she gets to be "edgy" and non-gayelle.
Too bad she picked a guy who looks so douchey. Like a cross between that thing maniston is dating and that dweeb from that show.
So I kind of buy MK's theory but why would this bland bitch chose to be the bad guy? I mean her only fans are obviously TWilight fans and if those fans turn on her (because she is obviously the one breaking up "their happy home") then she has no career. It seems idiotic on her part to go along with this.
Or maybe she's trying to grab at a new fanbase? As evidenced by the "going down in a car" photos? But still hard to believe.
I have a feeling the vampire is gay and K-Stew is sick and tired of being his beard. This is a really stupid way to end the relationship. I remember seeing and interview with Donny Osmand once and his PR people had an idea to have him busted at the airport with pot to make his goody two shoe image go away. He declined and said he did not want to have to explain to his children why he did it.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:03pm.
From a People commenter:
"After reading about this last night, my two teenage daughters are very upset. They are still upstairs in their bedrooms, prob. crying. I couldn't even get them to go to Cheerleading camp this morning. Last night, the youngest one, who is 15 actually started crying in the middle of the restaurant that we were having dinner in. The oldest one refuses to even say Kristen's name. They are extremely hurt and disappointed.
What am I to do?"
Kill them and make it look like a double suicide.
Submitted by mslewis on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 1:09pm.
As MK says . . . something in the milk ain't clean!! Why would KStew and that guy do this kissing and humping in public? Answer: They wanted these photos out there. It's all a set up because Kristen needs a scandal so she and RPat can break up and move on to other bitches. The last movie is coming out and they need to end the contract and it's more dramatic this way rather than just breaking up like normal humans do. Mark my words; it's all PR moves and the paps are loving it.
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Thank you, mslewis. I wasn't getting any of this. First, I thought their romance was supposed to be a publicity stunt. Then, she makes out with a guy that a normal 22-year-old would think is a disgusting lecherous balding old man. So your explanation wraps it up very neatly.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:47pm.
Surely, that is sarcasm, right? That's freaking sad if not.
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right? I shudder to think what's going to happen when 50 Shades of Grey: The Movie comes out.
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It's PHELPS time!
Tommygirl can breathe a sigh of relief now that the focus is off of him and Scientology, and on KStew and her boring lip-biting self.
Sans Fards - WTF?
TWILIGHT IS NOT REAL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by bitchSpray on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:41pm.
oh gawd, those tumblr posts are priceless! thanks for the link, michael k!
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/kristen+stewart
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Twitards slitting their wrists over this. Holy batshitcrazy.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:03pm.
Surely, that is sarcasm, right? That's freaking sad if not.
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LOL @ Sans Fards' quote!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
He admitted to it as well. Said his beautiful wife and children are all he has and they hope they can get through this together.
*single tear
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oh gawd, those tumblr posts are priceless! thanks for the link, michael k!
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/kristen+stewart
@ SANS FARDS
Shit if I acted like that over a celebrity break up my mother would have slap me and told me to stop acting so pathetic lol.
SANS FARDS- Gottdamm. That's frightening.
I'm taken aback at how lame her public apology was. It sounds like it was written by a Twitard penning a fanfiction about how she made a mistake and he forgave her and they walked into the sunset together and shit.
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All the money in the world, and they can't shell out a few bucks for a hotel room ?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 2:03pm.
Jesus H. Christ! These fans make the Brangeloonies look almost sane by comparison.
The woman who wrote this should ask her child if she has anything happening in her own life or even that of her flesh-and-blood friends to fixate on.
I don't get this. I don't. When I was a kid, I would have posters of celebs on my walls, but I never became obsessed. By the time I was 15, I had my own life to worry about.
From a People commenter:
"After reading about this last night, my two teenage daughters are very upset. They are still upstairs in their bedrooms, prob. crying. I couldn't even get them to go to Cheerleading camp this morning. Last night, the youngest one, who is 15 actually started crying in the middle of the restaurant that we were having dinner in. The oldest one refuses to even say Kristen's name. They are extremely hurt and disappointed. What am I to do?"
Well, for starters lady, you might start asking yourself if it's healthy for your children to be so GD involved in Kristen Stewart's personal life that they are absolutely inconsolable, to the point of sobbing, when it turns out that the infallible saint herself is actually a cheatin' ho. You may be facing some uncomfortable ass truths about your parenting skills.
SMDH. I hate Twilight.
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sorry but i still can't get excited about this.
oohhh look there is a paper bag flying in the street *runs outside*
Submitted by MyBFlvsPeanutBu... on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:09pm.
Where's that screaming brit girl on youtube. I wonder is she'll be screaming again.
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Oh yeah! I think her screen name is Nutty Madam or something. She must be on suicide watch now.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:03pm.
What's shocking to me that ANY man would want to hit KStew??? Gal lacks charisma, sex appeal and tits.
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EXACTLY!!! Couldn't he cheat with someone at least a little hotter than his wife!? Or maybe don't cheat at all!? What a fucking dog!
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 1:47pm.
UGH! I HATE Ashley Greene. My hatred for her is almost unnatural!
I don't understand how Twitards can come up with all this faked photos and 'it was Liberty' crap. Hasn't Kristen admitted it?
Submitted by Aarsh on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 11:10am.
KStew has more life to her than I thought. Total badass.
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More like a total fucking slut! A REAL badass knows that doing this kind of shit is wrong...
I already hated mouthbreather but now i fucking despise her!
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I really wish Twilight and anyone involved would disappear from the face of the earth. Everyone in that franchise annoys the piss out of me. I mean think about it...KStew, RPattz, Ashley Greene, Peter Facinnelli...they all just suck at life. Taylor Lautner is the only one that is somewhat likable.
Also, Rooney Mara did that look first...and better.
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It's PHELPS time!
He is fuuuuuuuuuggggg
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:03pm.
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Big tits usually attract the men you wouldn't want to have sex with.
don't care, don't give two shits,hate Twihards...and Batman lunatics...
Snowy, you're avie is distracting, as in dayum he's hot!!
I once again reiterate directors are assholes who marry beautiful women only to cheat on them with those they direct. What's worse is this lip biting moron knew his wife and worked with her. That's a whole other level of disrespect I'd punch her in the face for.
sigh, this is probably the only good thing about ted casablanca's column going away. i wouldn't want to be within 100 miles of it right now.
from what i could understand there, kristen and rob are probably ok with an open relationship. if not, well, she's only young, you can't expect much. him? geez, if you're gonna cheat, try not to do it in a car? whyfor do that anyway? ew.
never heard of this liberty or rupert.
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As MK says . . . something in the milk ain't clean!! Why would KStew and that guy do this kissing and humping in public? Answer: They wanted these photos out there. It's all a set up because Kristen needs a scandal so she and RPat can break up and move on to other bitches. The last movie is coming out and they need to end the contract and it's more dramatic this way rather than just breaking up like normal humans do. Mark my words; it's all PR moves and the paps are loving it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 1:06pm.
there are WAAAY too many pictures of the fucking Joker dude in the "You May Also Like".
Whenever I see the You May Also Like thumbnails the first thing I do is think, "No, I don't like."
OFF TOPIC: there are WAAAY too many pictures of the fucking Joker dude in the "You May Also Like". I don't like constantly looking at his face when I come here!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I think SKATE started it IMO!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
well, it is called the director's couch.... or car.... or warehouse............
no wonder she's got such a smugass look all the time!
still dont' like her.
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Fuckery is what fuckery does.
This Ross chick is fugly and that's all I have to say about that.
Kristen is still as boring as cold oatmeal. I never bought the hype of these two lame whores and never believed Pattinson and this boring chick were a real couple. Didn't that fruitcake claim he was grossed out by the bunches of naked chicks on that magazine photoshoot or something? don't tell me he was "joking" because no guy would be grossed out by naked cute chicks. I don't know if these two are gay or not, but all I know is that their relationship was manufactured to give that Twilight shitfest more hype.
She's the kind of chick that tries way too hard to be seen as a hardcore libertine bitch, so I don't doubt she does this to make waves; funny thing is, she looks super uncomfortable and as bland as usual, even when she's "breaking the rules" with a married movie director.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:53pm.
To be fair, they didn't start that stupid trend. We can hate "Bennifer" for that.
Submitted by KidL on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:47pm.
I bet that too. I also bet that they had some experts go over the photos to make sure they were totally legit.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:45pm.
Same here. Celebs never hesitate to scream "Fake! Lies!" so the stony silence from both parties + the wife deleting her twitter before the Twitards can start blaming her for it = totally true.
Submitted by KidL on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:45pm.
I don't think her female fans will start hating her. Female fans of RPattz maybe, but Kristen Stewart's female fans are all pathetically lonely women who dream of being Bella Swan and identify with Stewart's bland, plain, graceless self.
They're the ones who identify with her, and see attacks on her as being attacks on them. So they'll probably twist themselves in half coming up with excuses for her behavior.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake :
Off topic- Did anyone catch Randy Jackson's "phone" interview this a.m on GMA? I swear the dude was drunk. I couldn't understand a thing he said. I know for a Jackson, 5am is an unthinkable hour to be awake, but jeez, the guy sounded like he had been on an all night bender.
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No, but I did see them give an interview this morning where Marlon, was all "Where's my mommy?" and fake cried his walk off. This black guy was interviewing them and it was ALL softball stuff. He was soooo far up their ass. (smh) NO mention of the Janet/Paris slap off, nor of the deadbeats asking for child support to be paid off the estate. It was vile and one sided.
(HUGE eye roll from me)