Wednesday, July 25th 2012

Kristen Stewart Is Sorry For Cheating On Sparkle Vamp

No, that dyslexic butt fuck picture never gets told to me.

Kristen Stewart gave People an open letter to Robert Pattinson where she slurred out a stream of sowwies for dimming the sparkle on his nipple by letting her 41-year-old married director make out with her cooch in her parked car. The statement of words almost made my eyes roll to the left and roll to the right, so bitch definitely wrote it herself:

"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry."

Well, I love how it takes UsWeekly catching her with a pussy full of married man mouth to admit that she's humping on RPattz. Hopefully, Kristen Stewart's dumb ass learned a lesson those of us with common sense learned naturally: When you're screwing on a side trick, don't do it out in the damn open for everyone to see. Take that shit to a Super 8 motel room. That's what they're there for. Seriously, bitch can't even cheat right.

UPDATE: Rupert Sanders burped out his own statement, "I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together." And I'm pretty sure his wife is REALLY utterly distraught about the pain of knowing that her husband fucked her over with the humanized version of a skater boy's ripped-off scab.

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Once again a proof that the most dumb bitches ever are the ones that claim to be "unique" and "special". This is the work of Lazy brainless bitch, she knows that she is unable to take a dump without being followed by papz, my theory is that sparkles suffocated her (that hair,that perfect face!),she was desperate to escape, but bitch, there are better ways to end a relationship, especially is you REALLY love someone!DUDE I'M ALMOST LIKE NUTTY MADAM NOW!Also, in what universe, the cheated bastard wants you confessing that shit in public!! Yes, i cheated, yes he munched my twat jay, but i love you, i'm sorry for being the dumbest bitch that ever walked the earth...
I hope the sparkles never takes your cheating ass back, and you end up dating John Mayer..

Karma is a Bitch

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 10:06am.
Kinda makes me wonder if her new bestie, Charlize Theron, knew about this little activity going on beneath her nose. She seems like the type that wouldn't put up with this foolery from some stupid young tramp.

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Right? I cannot for the life of me believe that Charlize gives the faintest flying fuck about what KStew does. I think this source is bullshit (as "sources" usually are, lol)

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It's PHELPS time!

Not condoning the cheating, but there is usually a cause for why one person strays in a relationship...usually an unspoken/unresolved problem that just festers.....just sayin'....

Hey - I don't know either KStew or RPatz....all I know is it has long been rumored that RPatz has baaaaaaaaaaaaad body odor. Maybe the girl got tired of sniffing Rob's FromUnda cheese and the new guy smells better. Rob might be a nice guy, but would any of you like to be around someone who doesn't want to or doesn't like to bathe and stinks like a pile of old garbage????? His hygiene (or lack thereof) has been widely reported so there's gotta be some merit to the rumor.......just sayin'.....

Well, I guess we now know how KStew lands her roles. Damn sure ain't through the actual audition (if my beloved Dlisters and Pajibans are to be believed, because I never have and never will sit through a Twilight movie and her sour bitchface put me off seeing SWATH despite my love and admiration for fellow pothead Charlize).

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:10pm.

I bet the wife is loving it. I never heard of this bitch until now. She's probably hoping to be the new Aniston.

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AAAAAANNNNDDDD, the Brangeloonies have arrived!!!
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Welcome BRANDgeloonie. Just a few points on your hilarious and dillusional comment.

We had all heard of Aniston before the drama. On a show in 115 different countries, the entire world had heard of Aniston before.

Now unless, the wife spent 10 years on one of the biggest TV shows of all time, grabbed an Emmy, a Golden Globe AND had helped bring in close to a billion dollars at the box office BEFORE this all happened, she's not even remotely in the same league.

Btw, I believe you are the first to even compare these scandals. What a nice round about way to admit Brad and Angie cheated on Jen since you are comparing that scenario to this one. LOL. Here's hoping Kristen and the husband run to Africa and surround themselves with starving orphans to distract the media from their behavior. You know, just to come full circle on your cheating comparison.

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WTF? I'm no Brangeloonie. Just saying that this seems awfully manufactured from all parties with their public declarations. So it wouldn't surprise me if the wife had a part in this drama because she wants the publicity.

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Kinda makes me wonder if her new bestie, Charlize Theron, knew about this little activity going on beneath her nose. She seems like the type that wouldn't put up with this foolery from some stupid young tramp.

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ubmitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 11:37pm.

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Honey, we have all done dumber than dumb things. But acknowledging it and making a choice to never do something like that again is the best step and you took it. You're not the only D'er here who has done this or something similar. Go on with your great and reformed self!
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Thank you for getting my point, which someone else obvs missed. I would DIE if anyone found out about my sitch, and here these two go trumpeting it to the world? Yeah,there were pictures. What celebrity hasn't denied something where there were actual pictures?? It's either a stunt or a PR thing, but it's going to blow up in this useless bag of trash's face, bc as someone else pointed out, she just alienated the entire fan base she had, and granted,she ain't exactly Meryl Streep.
*scratches head, doesn't get it, mourns the time I've spent on this bc I'll never get it back*

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I never understood why critics thought kstew was such a great actress. How hard is it to stick your chin out and push your hair behind your ears over and over again.

The cheating picures look like her bad acting.

Theron over acted terribly in the Snow White movie I guess under the direcion of this idiot director. The wicked queen could have been a deep, sympathtic character if she had not over acted her into a total bitch. At the time I assume it was under direction from this idiot director.

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i guess it's tough being a gay's beard and having sex and a personal life at the same time..

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Dumb whore acting like a dumb whore. No story here.

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 3:20pm.
Okay, first off, find a spot you won't get rushed up on.

Second, make sure you got bucket seats (maybe that's first off.)

Third, assuming everybody is mature, responsible and not a trifling ass, either

a) have her turn around, drop trou/lift skirt, pull down/off panties, move seat way back, get back there and munch to your/her heart's delight, or

b) you choose which front seat you wanna do it in, release the seat to lean as far back as it goes and make yourself comfortable. In this case I hope she will be wearing a skirt, if not she may have to take off her jeans but it's fun munchin a booty snack under a dress. She can get on top and slide her way upward while I'm skootching downward.

Booty snackin, Yum!

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Good boy! It's a HUGE turn on when a guy loves eating pussy! It's an even bigger turn on when he is good at it. Keep practicing boys! Practice makes perfect.

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KStew is a bigger bitch than I initially thought. Sour faced, ungrateful, cheating, spoilt brat. And she CAN'T act!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 1:13am.

Nope im with you, its all staged.

I mean she knows the paps follow her wherever she goes, and normally these celebs are in heavily tinted windows cars, and if she was gonna cheat, they have hotel rooms, trailers to go to.

she could have said, "oh the director CAME INTO my trailer to help me read lines" which is code word for, "he is getting my seafood chowder and im getting my tuna pounded".

but they decide to do it in the open, and the photos were sooo strategic, an amateur CSI can pick that it was staged.

as far as i can tell, his head isnt low enough to be chowing on Kstew's Vajean, you can still his forehead and cheek bones. If the dude was really eating it, his head would have disappeared between her thighs!!!

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What if ... last year I recall she answered some press question with something resembling "my boyfriend is English" but no name and of course everyone assumed she meant Mr. Sparkles but maybe she was already involved with Mr. Lecher.

*Apparently I have too much free time on my mind*

Maybe since she was royally miscast and her star is expected to fall once Twishite is over, she's fucking the director to avoid being replaced in SWATH 2.

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When I see the word "heavenly" I think of the 1980's commercials for Chock Full of Nuts coffee. LOL and at all of this unlikely nonsense.

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GG and C6:

At least that's what I learned from re-runs of That 70s Show.

I read below that she is playing Dean Moriarty's wife in the film version of On the Road? Then she must die.

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Loopy, that could also apply to RPatz, he also looks like he's "eating jelly babies or M&Ms down there." except with his hair and her crotch is rubbing it. *shakes uncontrollably*

If this was in any way real, I'd think mmm in the car and from behind yay, but it's so conveniently photographed, leaked and resolved that it screams contract escandalo - but I could be wrong, ha

Btw, are jelly babies, like jelly beans? lolol ;P

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Submitted by BluMunster on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 1:00am.

C is for Fuck You
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 12:53am.
If you're gonna have sex in a car, at least get a shaggin' van with bead curtains, an eight-track, and a giant cable wheel with melted candles and a skull bong. Just make sure the pigs don't bust you, cuz that's a bummer, man.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 07/26/2012 - 12:53am.

If you're gonna have sex in a car, at least get a shaggin' van with bead curtains, an eight-track, and a giant cable wheel with melted candles and a skull bong. Just make sure the pigs don't bust you, cuz that's a bummer, man.
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I know, on both counts.

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Breaking Dong! *dies*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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I cant wait to see pics and vids of the premier of Breaking Dong part 2 when Kstew walks onto the scene and all the Twitards start throwing shit at her face

C is for Fuck You

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If you're gonna have sex in a car, at least get a shaggin' van with bead curtains, an eight-track, and a giant cable wheel with melted candles and a skull bong. Just make sure the pigs don't bust you, cuz that's a bummer, man.

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hmm im starting to see what you all are saying, this is a PR Stunt.

because 1. if some guy with a hardon is standing right behind you, pressing up against your thigh and foddling your boobies, you would be in heat, not looking like you acting in a twilight scene.
2. if some guy was going down on you, your eye balls would be rolled up and head tilted back and you would be making O faces ANNNNDDD the car would be misty.

and none of that was happening in those STAGED pics, for all we know, that guy was probably eating jelly babies or M&Ms down there.

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So, she made On the Road with Tom Sturridge, who is RPattz's bestie and fiance/baby-daddy to homewrecking vagina Sienna Miller. I am seeing some POETIC JUSTICE if it comes out that KStew and Sturridge were boinking while making that movie together.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by sushi on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:10pm.

I bet the wife is loving it. I never heard of this bitch until now. She's probably hoping to be the new Aniston.

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AAAAAANNNNDDDD, the Brangeloonies have arrived!!!
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Welcome BRANDgeloonie. Just a few points on your hilarious and dillusional comment.

We had all heard of Aniston before the drama. On a show in 115 different countries, the entire world had heard of Aniston before.

Now unless, the wife spent 10 years on one of the biggest TV shows of all time, grabbed an Emmy, a Golden Globe AND had helped bring in close to a billion dollars at the box office BEFORE this all happened, she's not even remotely in the same league.

Btw, I believe you are the first to even compare these scandals. What a nice round about way to admit Brad and Angie cheated on Jen since you are comparing that scenario to this one. LOL. Here's hoping Kristen and the husband run to Africa and surround themselves with starving orphans to distract the media from their behavior. You know, just to come full circle on your cheating comparison.

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key words: public=publicity(stunt,attention,$$)

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:40pm.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:24pm.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:17pm.
...... We had a relationship-- we didn't just fuck once in a car. So why do these two trumpet it to the world, and worse, to his wife,kids, and her beard? What was to be gained from this? Or was it more than one fucky time? Did the wife threaten to go public?

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Umm aren't things a little different than your "relationship" when there are pictures floating around everywhere. Where is there room to deny it exactly? They aren't trumpeting anything. Pics of them screwing up are everywhere....she acknowledged it publicly. Just like you did about your fling with a married guy on dlisted. no big.

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Okay, point taken...but where have I ever identified the guy? Did I name him and call his wife and then apologize in a magazine?

And for the record, since I hate this nasty cunt and her fetal-alcohol-syndrome Rent-a-Date, I could give two fux about pics. I didn't even know they were out there.

But I'm sure you're not judging me, you know, seeing as how you live in a glass house and all. Shiny windows ya got there. I've never said I was proud of what I did-- in fact, I've been honest about feeling completely the opposite. But thanks for calling me out anyway.

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Honey, we have all done dumber than dumb things. But acknowledging it and making a choice to never do something like that again is the best step and you took it. You're not the only D'er here who has done this or something similar. Go on with your great and reformed self!
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Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:37pm.

Stay on topic, PLEASE. Lol. I'm just kidding.

Back to work. Good night everyone!

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First off...let me say that I think she and Rob have a real relationship. She strikes me as the type who gets high or drunk and starts lamenting about the state of the world and he seems like the type to confuse that with being intelligent. I'm sure they fit each other intellectually very well. What I don't understand is why she would cheat on him with a MARRIED man?!? if you read that article they were out in the open, but she was in some deserted part of town by empty warehouses when the pics were taken. The photographer said that he just happened to follow her because she took a different exit off the freeway from one she normally takes and just as he was about to leave the director pulled up in his car. They are both still idiots for doing this out in public, but even in a private place they both jeopardized the one relationship that they both state is 'the most important thing in their life' and for what?!?! I don't understand...

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Scott in NYC & spider3,

*waves back*

LOL!

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I don't think this is a publicity stunt. I just don't see how Kirsten Stewart comes out of this ahead. She's alienating her fan base and it's not like she is a good actress, so she's only got that Twilight fan base to get her cast in movies. She's also likely guaranteed herself the Razzie award for worst actress because of this too. Her career in Hollywood is basically over unless she learns how to act.

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:37pm.
Hi....to no one in particular.
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Hi Scott (from no one in particular) ;-)

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OH NOW they're sorry! :> well Rob can find another KS stepping off the bus from Podunk any time.

THEN you'll be sorry miss kris! ;P

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People she cheated, she got caught, it ain't that complex. Though these theories are very entertaining lol.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:24pm.

Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:17pm.
...... We had a relationship-- we didn't just fuck once in a car. So why do these two trumpet it to the world, and worse, to his wife,kids, and her beard? What was to be gained from this? Or was it more than one fucky time? Did the wife threaten to go public?

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Umm aren't things a little different than your "relationship" when there are pictures floating around everywhere. Where is there room to deny it exactly? They aren't trumpeting anything. Pics of them screwing up are everywhere....she acknowledged it publicly. Just like you did about your fling with a married guy on dlisted. no big.

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Okay, point taken...but where have I ever identified the guy? Did I name him and call his wife and then apologize in a magazine?

And for the record, since I hate this nasty cunt and her fetal-alcohol-syndrome Rent-a-Date, I could give two fux about pics. I didn't even know they were out there.

But I'm sure you're not judging me, you know, seeing as how you live in a glass house and all. Shiny windows ya got there. I've never said I was proud of what I did-- in fact, I've been honest about feeling completely the opposite. But thanks for calling me out anyway.

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Hi....to no one in particular.

can't they all just die and leave us alone? hate everything and everyone connected with this twitlight crap.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:17pm.

HF - I had all of the same questions - the whole situation is weird. We're supposed to believe that they had a one-time affair in a car, in the open, got busted and are now confessing? Doesn't make sense, why wouldn't they just go in seperate cars to a hotel? Situation doesn't add up, it has to be a stunt-queen setup for some reason, just can't figure out why.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:20pm

Didn't her first statement come out before the pics did? Also, I saw the pics and I am well aware of what they were doing. Jesus.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:17pm.
...... We had a relationship-- we didn't just fuck once in a car. So why do these two trumpet it to the world, and worse, to his wife,kids, and her beard? What was to be gained from this? Or was it more than one fucky time? Did the wife threaten to go public?

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Umm aren't things a little different than your "relationship" when there are pictures floating around everywhere. Where is there room to deny it exactly? They aren't trumpeting anything. Pics of them screwing up are everywhere....she acknowledged it publicly. Just like you did about your fling with a married guy on dlisted. no big.

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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:10pm.

I bet the wife is loving it. I never heard of this bitch until now. She's probably hoping to be the new Aniston.

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AAAAAANNNNDDDD, the Brangeloonies have arrived!!!

*pulls out their chairs, hands them vials of Brad's nutskin*

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Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:49pm.
I'm not gonna judge her for the cheating. Mostly because I don't care. But I don't remember anyone EVER admitting to an affair like that, without the standard 3 months of denials.

I am so confused.

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You're confused because she didn't deny it for 3 months???? I think the fact that there are pictures of shit happening with the guy she's cheating with should clear a few things up.

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Liberty Ross sounds like the name of a stripper in an American flag g-string who dances at a topless bar frequented by rednecks and military guys.

I bet the wife is loving it. I never heard of this bitch until now. She's probably hoping to be the new Aniston.

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Liberty Ross is English? OMG, that name sounds soooooo American. Statue of Liberty/Betsy Ross. Anyhoo, bet she's pissed (in the American way, not the British way).

STFU Kirsten Stewart. Just STFU and go away. You're not an actress. Just a girl who landed a very very lucky role. Bitch has two expressions - mouth open, mouth closed. ARRRRGGG these no talent tweenie 'stars' piss me off.

are the twitards slitting their wrists yet? they have too fucking much invested in this nonsense