Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 25, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

The Noid, the bunny suit-wearing asshole who did whatever it took to keep you from getting a Domino’s Pizza in 30 minutes or less.

In the 1980s, Domino’s came up the Avoid The Noid campaign to market their “30 minutes or less” promise and that shit was everywhere. There was a video game for MS-DOS (if you remember MS-DOS and had one, you’re old with me) and The Noid craze reached a fever pitch when a crazy named Kenneth Lamar Noid thought the ads were personally attacking him so he held two employees hostage inside of a Domino’s in Atlanta (they got out safe, he got arrested). I know I shouldn’t give Hot Slut honors to a douche bag in a red latex fetish suit who hates delicious pizza, but The Noid is totally misunderstood. That’s all. The Noid doesn’t hate us pizza eaters, he’s just a crackhead. I mean, wandering pupils, always cackling, wears fucked up clothes and tries to kill the smell of pizza. Yeah, total crackhead.

(For Michele)

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