Grandma’s Coming Home (UPDATE: Katherine’s Out, TJ’s In)

July 25, 2012 / Posted by:

Both TMZ and Radar are saying that Operation: Keep Grandma Away has been called off and Katherine Jackson is making her way back to Calabasas, CA from Arizona to hopefully line everyone up and slap the shit out of them for screwing with her spa vacation. Randy Jackson, the leader of the scheme to take over Michael Jackson’s estate, went on GMA this morning to say that Katherine has talked to Paris, Blanket and Prince and told them she’s coming back home.

TMZ claims that Randy, Janet, Jermaine, Rebbie and Tito (who has since dropped out of the scheme) came up with a diabolical plan to kick the executors of MJ’s estate off their thrones and take over.  Part of their plan was to get Katherine Jackson out of the way first by kidnapping her and moving her to a resort in Arizona with zero cell phone service and zero access to a computer and phone. When they completed that mission, their next mission was to get Paris, Prince and Duvet to Arizona too. But Paris wasn’t going to be a part of their shady schemes and got into a slap fight with Aunt Janet (Paris later denied that slaps were thrown). Their plot really started to crumble like Bubbles emotions after he finds out about this shit when Tito’s son TJ Jackson started to make plans to file for temporary guardianship of MJ’s kids.

Radar says that after TJ made it clear he’s going to court this morning to ask for guardianship, Janet and Jermaine flew to Arizona to bring Katherine Jackson back to L.A. so she can fight to stay on as the kids’ legal caretaker.

Randy went on Al Sharpton’s MSN show last night and said that he believes the executors are evil con artists who faked Michael Jackson’s will and are up to no good. But one of TMZ’s sources say that Randy and the others are only trying to get control of MJ’s estate, because once Katherine Jackson hits the elevator button marked “heaven,” all the money will go to his kids and his siblings won’t get shit.

The only thing I have to say about the current state of this novella mess is: Where are the reality shows cameras when we really, really need them, because I really want to see the face Katherine Jackson made when she said, “You interrupted my oatmeal facial for this shit?!”

UPDATE: The court just suspended Grandma Katherine’s guardianship and made TJ temporary guardian. TJ is going for permanent guardianship now. Okay, so does that mean Katherine Jackson can go back to the spa to finish her damn oatmeal facial?!

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