Afternoon Crumbs

July 25, 2012 / Posted by:

The trailer for the new season of The Real Housewives of Miami is here and we can finally exhale now that the natural beauty of La Bruja is back in our lives – Celebuzz

Blind item solved? Jon Hamm is just out there, trolling bars, liquoring up girls and looking to have an intimate conversation with a pair of chichis – Lainey Gossip 

If Jason Trainwreck was any kind of handler, he’d take a Cheeto and smear some cheesebrows on Brit Brit’s face, because she looks like some hillbilly Alien Nation shit – The Superficial  

This picture would be 300 times more gorgeous if Miley Cyrus was not in it – Drunken Stepfather 

Vulture makes Katie Holmes sound more interesting than she really is – Celebitchy

Two words: ZANNA DON’T! – Towleroad

The 90210 girls hit the beach and I wish I was talking about Brenda, Kelly and anybody but Donna – Popoholic

Is temporary blindness one of AbCuts’ side effects, because that would explain why JWoww’s face looks like that – Hollywood Tuna 

Gisele Bundchen either has a case of the BABIES!! or she discovered the mashed potato Slushie machine – Popsugar

Please tell me this is a mistake and Deadline just has a really funny way of spelling Aretha Franklin’s name – ICYDK

I quit this bitch: Sharon Osbourne might be saying that to America’s Got Talent I’m Not Obsessed

Mimi took Jlo’s job and JLo obviously took Mimi’s cake – The Berry 

If you ever want a celebwhore to read your tweet, just throw some f-word-filled shade at them – SOW

Even Taylor Kitsch’s freshly waxed nalgitas couldn’t save Savages – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Connor Cruise got the Kid ‘n Play – Just Jared

The dream job for any meth head with OCD – Videogum

Pussy wrassling! – Cityrag

You can’t keep a mess with a Franketummy down for long – Hollywood Rag

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