TJ Jackson Wants Temporary Guardianship Of Michael Jackson’s Kids (UPDATE)

And it keeps getting messier. The executors of Michael Jackson’s Estate and his three kids, Prince, Paris and Blanket all want the court to give Tito’s son and the Hot Slut of my heart, TJ Jackson, temporary guardianship, because they believe that their aunties and uncles have kidnapped Katherine Jackson. Meanwhile, Katherine Jackson is far from the drama in Arizona and busy worrying about whether or not she’s going to beat Rebbie’s ass in a game of Uno.

TMZ says that 34-year-old TJ Jackson, who is married with two children, is having his lawyers put together the legal documents and he’s expected to file them any day now. Michael Jackson’s Estate and MJ’s kids all want TJ to take over as guardian until all this messy drama gets cleaned up. If it ever will (this is the Jackson family we’re talking about, it never will). All of this went down just hours after Janet Jackson went crazy on Paris Jackson by trying to snatch away her cell phone.

So if the kids want the always gorgeous TJ Jackson to be their guardian, does that mean Tito isn’t in on the kidnapping scheme? Or maybe the kids specifically said they want TJ Jackson’s luscious otter brows to be their guardian, because his eyebrows would probably do the best job and they look pretty maternal. And you might be wondering where Detective La Toya is in all of this. Shhh, don’t say anything, but she’s deep, deep, deep undercover and is creeping through the cobblestone streets to get to the bottom of EVERYTHING. Don’t blow her cover!

UPDATE: Tito Jackson has dropped out of Team Take Over MJ’s Estate and is no longer trying to overthrow the executors of MJ’s will. Tito better run, because Janet Jackson isn’t playing anymore and she’s so going to get him for this.