Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 24, 2012 / Posted by:

Finally, we have a Republican candidate for the New York Senate who is after the black eyeliner contingent, stands up for all Oompa Loompa-Americans, buys all her business suits at Forever 21, will fight for no taxes on all Wet ‘N Wild cosmetics and is the recipient of at least half a dozen Photoshop Awards. If you haven’t already, meet 22-year-old Mindy Meyer (not to be confused with the glamorous Mindi Mayer), an Orthodox Jewish diva princess from Flatbush, Brooklyn who has already won the position of Senator of GLAMOUR! If you don’t believe me, prepare your eyeballs for pure blinged out elegance and step into her website which looks like the place every guidette’s MySpace page circa 2004 went to die in a pink grave. It’s as if a pair of pink Juicy Couture sweats (with the word SEXY written on the ass) transformed itself into a website. It is EVERYTHING.

From the MIDI version of that mess of an LMFAO song playing on a loop to her campaign slogan (“I’m Senator and I Know It“) to the picture of her dressed up as Katniss from The Hunger Games, Mindy proves that she’s just the senator New York needs. If you still don’t have the urge to pull out your pink sparkly pen to write a heart in the box next to Mindy Meyer’s name on the ballot, then what she said to City & State (via Daily Intel) about law school will convince you to do so. I mean, Mindy went to law school because of Elle Woods!

“I’m trying to attract a young crowd and recruit more young people … My idea is to make it very contemporary, funky, cool, not like a typical senator’s website. Have you been to Kevin Parker’s website? You could fall asleep when you go to it, everything’s just red, white and blue.

To be honest with you, the reason why I initially wanted to attend law school is because I’d watched Legally Blonde and saw Elle Woods. She showed me you could go to Harvard and make it sophisticated. Pink is my favorite color, so that’s technically my inspiration, everything pink.”

You could go to Harvard and make it sophisticated.” A politician for the people AND an eloquent speech writer.  Fuck, the senate! Somebody send Mindy Meyer directly to the White House. It’ll be the Pink House when Mindy Meyer gets done with it. This country definitely needs a president who always smells like Victoria’s Secret fruit spray and keeps a tanning bed in the oval office. Mindy Meyer 4 Prez!

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