Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Noid, the bunny suit-wearing asshole who did whatever it took to keep you from getting a Domino's Pizza in 30 minutes or less.
In the 1980s, Domino's came up the Avoid The Noid campaign to market their "30 minutes or less" promise and that shit was everywhere. There was a video game for MS-DOS (if you remember MS-DOS and had one, you're old with me) and The Noid craze reached a fever pitch when a crazy named Kenneth Lamar Noid thought the ads were personally attacking him so he held two employees hostage inside of a Domino's in Atlanta (they got out safe, he got arrested). I know I shouldn't give Hot Slut honors to a douche bag in a red latex fetish suit who hates delicious pizza, but The Noid is totally misunderstood. That's all. The Noid doesn't hate us pizza eaters, he's just a crackhead. I mean, wandering pupils, always cackling, wears fucked up clothes and tries to kill the smell of pizza. Yeah, total crackhead.
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I worked at the Domino's Pizza headquarters when this mess of a mascot was unleashed and it was just one embarrassing run-in with that image in every form after another.
Slap him please! I could not stand this dumb commercial.
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Everything I know about the Noid comes from Family Guy when Adam West breaks his neck ;)
Dominoes sucks...plus the founder who has since been bought out was/is a wack job. Made it easy to boycott since there are so many good pizza places around .
Remember it? I took phone orders at my local college campus Domino's during the height of Noid pandemonium. *hangs head in shame*
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Yes I do remember both.
Submitted by treshappy on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 1:15pm.
Gee thanks, I thought had erased any memory of this annoying character. We never ordered Dominos back in the day- I guess my parents were too cheap to splurge on take out and instead we were subjected to meatloaf or fried chicken(yea much more healthier:) Anyone remember Max Headroom and Spuds MacKenzie being pummeled into our brains circa mid 80's?
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
I feel such immense pride at having the Noid chosen for Hot Slut of the Day. My heart swells with love that this claymation crackhead managed to make it onto DListed. This is easily the best day of my life. Thank you, MK, for making this possible.
I remember the Noid, but I never heard about the loon who took people hostage over it.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Gee thanks, I thought had erased any memory of this annoying character. We never ordered Dominos back in the day- I guess my parents were too cheap to splurge on take out and instead we were subjected to meatloaf or fried chicken(yea much more healthier:) Anyone remember Max Headroom and Spuds MacKenzie being pummeled into our brains circa mid 80's?
OMGMK,
I totally remember The Noid, but not the crazy fucker who took people hostage, and shit. Getting educated on the D!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I'm enough of an 80's child to remember this, I may have also had a tiny plastic toy of the Noid as well. I was way too young to realize how annoying he was, and how crappy Dominos was as well.
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ack! I hated The Noid!!!!
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And I kept touching my neck
To guide your eyes where I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:23am.
In the 1980s
Was this before Homo sapiens discovered fire
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Oy! :/ *goes back to listening to Spandau Ballet*
@ SpottedDog ;o)
@ Within ♥
Blrurbrbrbrbrbbuulrghbrbrbrlb the Noid. ;)
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:23am.
In the 1980s
Was this before Homo sapiens discovered fire
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Lmao Lucy♥, could be!
HAHAHA at the DOS reminiscers, *shudders* Kill it with fire
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Submitted by bridgjones on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:42am.
You're not old!!! Our HS had typewriters only....not computers. Lol.
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We had those too. I bitched about mine so my teacher put me on a manual one to make me STFU. And I loved it!
@hekki
Lol XD
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Submitted by bridgjones on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 10:42am.
You're not old!!! Our HS had typewriters only....not computers. Lol.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:43am.
This was probably my least favorite campaign. It's up there with the Pomplamoose Honda ads.
"where's the beef?" was the best. Hot damn, they don't do 'em like that, anymore.
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Ha!! They were great!! "Where's the beef?" was done by the Sedelmaier group, known for their particular style.
They also did commercials for Little Ceasar's, Alaska Airlines, FedEx and a great one for Corning insulation that I think only ran in Canada. Youtube it! It's the one with the lawn flamingoes!!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Bleh. The domino's closest to me sucks a big one, the chain ruined pizza anyway. Papa John's used to be good now they suck almost as bad.
I long for the pizza me and a coworker (an Italian "Italian" dude) used to order from an Italian restaurant where we worked; italian sausage and sweet onion. Gawwwd it was so good.
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
The Dominatorrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Pizza is an art form and there are few chain stores who can do it right. But if you are ever in Oklahoma, try the Ken's style/Mazzio thin crust. It is delicious.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:49am.
Does anyone else remember Little Caesar’s Pizza Pizza deal 100 years ago? You’d get two pizzas for the price of one and they were on some long-ass, gigantic piece of cardboard, covered in paper.
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OMG, yes! My family used to buy those every payday week and back in the 80's they were only $6.00 for 2 pizzas. We thought it was the best deal ever to get 2 pizzas for the price of 1 and then the 90's came along and they ruined the pizza. Its only been in the past 5 years that Little Caesar's has came back to their old recipe and now it costs $5.00 for one large pizza. We still buy those all the time just for nostalgia's sake...
In Texas I hated Dominos. The one by my house in NYC is SOOOOO good though. I don't know why - it's weird.
I remember this but I was very young.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 9:43am.
This was probably my least favorite campaign. It's up there with the Pomplamoose Honda ads.
"where's the beef?" was the best. Hot damn, they don't do 'em like that, anymore.
I could spend all DAY discussing tv commercials.
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Hekki, my favorite was Budwiser frogs.
EH: OT, but I figured out what your avvie is and I DO NOT want to eat it.
Yay, I remember The Noid.
I used to order Domino's pizza delivered for my boys all the time, especially for birthdays and soccer parties and friend sleepovers, until that huge scandal a few years ago when 2 Domino's employees put their snot on pizza and farted on it and that video was on internet.
LOVE the Noid! MS-DOS. Still use it for some applications. Anyone remember making a moving stick figure using an Apple IIc? Am I aging myself when I say I did it in my Computer Programming class in high school?
The dominos up the street has a walk out special for a large pizza 3 topping pizza, 6.99. Pepperonni, bacon and onions anyone? Mmmm
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I remember this. * sits down with a Geritol pill and a fruit cocktail cup*
I remember the Noid (& ms dos,) but in the back woods Redneck Fl town where I grew up, we were all about "hittin' the Hut".
Also, did the voice over guy from that commercial do pretty much EVERY voice over back in the day (except pepperidge farm)? I feel like I know that man personally his voice is so familiar to me.
I think this ad campaign stretched into the '90s.
In any case, it was back when Domino's was still owned by the anti-abortion nutbag.
MS-DOS was a pain in the ass. All those confusing ass damned commands. Still, better than a typewriter. My dad got our first computer when I was a youngun. I wrote my first research paper and my first real short story on that computer. When you had to print out your work, it came out on this paper with perforated edges with holes in them. You had to fold the pieces on the side and tear them off.
I am so grateful for our technology today. Especially the internet! It has made my life tremendously better in my work and leisure.
I remember the Noid. But I thought he had something to do with plastic things put in the middle of the pizza box, or am I thinking of something else?
I am so thankful to live in a part of the country where we can get good, thin-crust, Italian pizza. All of these chains are shit. I can't even with pizza when we're in Florida. Someone once told me it was the difference in the water?
Lol Sucky, good times...not!
Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees: "Oddly enough, the Noid looks like the bloody turd you squeeze out after eating Domino's. Papa John's is equally vile."
LMFPO!
We had friends from Italy who loved Papa John's. In NYC, where there is no shortage of edible pizza.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Does anyone else remember Little Caesar’s Pizza Pizza deal 100 years ago? You’d get two pizzas for the price of one and they were on some long-ass, gigantic piece of cardboard, covered in paper.
That packaging engineer was a special kind of stupid. We had a station wagon and my brother got to sit up front with my mom and I had to sit in the way, way back so the pizza could lay across the back seat.
This was probably my least favorite campaign. It's up there with the Pomplamoose Honda ads.
"where's the beef?" was the best. Hot damn, they don't do 'em like that, anymore.
I could spend all DAY discussing tv commercials. Right now in our house we are loving all the Pillow Pet/ Cuddleuppets/Stompeez commercials. And the ads for a local car service. If you live in the NYC metro area, you know the Carmel Limousine jingle: "6-6-6, 6-6, sixty six. The number six!"
*smacks Lucy's Pampers with my cane*
I love the Noid commercial. Agree with everyone else. Domino's tastes like shit on a shingle, even with the "new and improved" campaign. When we eat pizza it is Papa Johns. Even that isn't good. It's been over 6 months since we've had fast food pizza.
We didn't have Domino's in Sweden when I grew up (not sure we even have it now), so imagine my excitement when I went to the England to try it. I sat on the toilet for the rest of the night. Bastards.
Oddly enough, the Noid looks like the bloody turd you squeeze out after eating Domino's. Papa John's is equally vile.
I remember this, even though I am senile and incontinent. Domino's pizza is terrible. Eating the box would be tastier.
Our favorite local pizza joint closed due to IN THIS ECONOMY. Sigh.
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I remember this because I'm an old fart, too. And back then, Domino's tasted like a shitty cardboard box, that's why they could get it to you so fast! Love their new recipe though. :P
I wonder if the Noid has meth face in his old age?
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Of course I remember it, and I remember when the "less than 30 minutes" line was banned because of too many auto accidents involving pizza drivers.