Wednesday, July 25th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!
You're making an ass-terisk of yourself. - ProfessorVP
Runners-up:
Pulling production from "Magic Mike: the Foreclosure Years" (aka three weeks) club owners moved the party into the parking lot. - Ida Smackter
Visible abs, bright orange, and looks like an idiot - looks like the next season of Jersey Shore is a go. - jazzfish_77
More reason to boycott Chic-fil-A: Even their parking lot is part of a hate group. - Datura
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You guysss LMAOOO! Wonderful stuff. Makes it all worth it to hop on at 1am off a work deadline. Congrats!!
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
LOL, ProfessorVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the caption contests. It really showcases how funny, witty and creative people on this site are.
Congrats to all the witty winnahs!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Whoo-Hoo!! Congrats to ProfessorVP on a fine win!!!
Congrats fellow runners-up Ida Smackter (1st of many!) and Datura!!
Thanks as always to MK!! It's good to be back in action!
Just noticed this guy has Jesus abs. Yummers...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Huzzah winners! Lurve!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Big congrats on winning the Jazz This! contest you guys LOLOLOL great job!
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congrats winner, LOL Ida, jazzy!xoxo datura♥
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
_Holy schnikeys!
I have NEVER gotten one before! This is better than when I graduated college!
My sister is going to be so jel...
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
LMAO!! Great job winners! Jazzy&Datura ♥
Congrats, winners! Each one of those made me laugh!
LMAO. ProfessorVP that one made seltzer come out my nose yesterday. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Congrats!
Congrats to the other sluts too.
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LOL @ Jazzfish.
Congrats to all the winners!
JAZZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How come no one placed with a driving cone and Blohan?!
It's like a photo of a cat with no Aniston mention. Or a fat person and no Kirstie.
How spongebob keeps Patrick from leaving the show
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When the Spongebob money dried up, Patrick worked construction.
Overshadowed by this week's other big news story, Magic Mike was also a casualty at the box office.
Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 07/25/2012 - 12:14am.
The Halloween candy korn terrorist has finally been caught.
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LOL "candy korn terrorist"!
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” ―George Carlin
(RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
The Halloween candy korn terrorist has finally been caught.
Patrick has finally outgrown Sponge Bob!
Judging from the fact that one end of a rope is tied around his head and the other end is tied to the back of a truck, I'd say he's about to become the next drag super star.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
While Glee is on summer hiatus, Ryan Murphy has Mark Salling hold his spot on the FOX lot.
The DMV had to take some budget cuts just like every other government agency. Luckily, now aspiring drivers only have to successfully drive around this guy in order to pass their tests.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
And outside the Jackson compound, Prince stands ready to block the next family visit.
This economic recession has officially hit Bikini Bottom.
The valet at the charity function that Dina Lohan crashed tries to make up for his lost tips from that night by dressing up as LiLo bait.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
As they grew older, SpongeBob's idea of fun began to confuse Patrick...
Andy Dick tries to prove he's still a Hollywood star.
Ah, I said I need a scareCROW!
You are here.
Go ahead and punch me in the Cone-ojes. I can take it.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
When he decided to come "in character" to an audition for the new Coneheads remake, he made a fatal error in judgement.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
The most promising plan to trap and rid the world of the Kardashian women, one hole or another.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
In a case of life imitating art, Colin Farrell went to a hypnotherapist to recover the years he spent in a drunken stupor. Sadly, there were no three-titted hookers, just a five-coned asshole.
With those abs,
♫you don't have to be a star baby, to be in my show.♪
The "Yo Gabba Gabba" character that didn't make the final cut.
The construction site-themed remake of Edward Penishands starring James Deen just didn't have the same appeal as the original.
I am the great Coneholio!
Looks like I hitched my wagon to the wrong fucking star again...
.Budget cuts have affected some cosmetic repairs like signeage, but visitors are still welcome at Coney Island.
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Cockadouche!