Open Post: Hosted By Voldemort’s New Look

July 23, 2012 / Posted by:

Here’s Ralph Fiennes presenting his movie Coriolanus at the 59th Pula Film Festival in Croatia yesterday while showing us that even though his hairline has retired from the hair-growing game, his beard area is still blooming out a glorious shrub you usually only see on a Kardashian’s asshole before she gets her daily butt wax. Some might say that Ralph is fighting the hot with four handfuls of face pubes, but I say that he’s bringing the heat to bitches who have always fantasized about humping on a dude who looks like a commune leader turned Russian lit professor at a small college in Vermont. And yes, I still would.

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