Monday, July 23rd 2012

This Might Warm Your Ice Cold Black Heart

Just when you really start to fully believe that the world is a shitty place full of throbbing assholes that keep adding to the piles of shit comes a video that might temporarily restore your faith in humanity. A dashboard cam caught a little ole' memaw having a hard time crossing the street, because throbbing asshole drivers kept shifting into the DON'T GIVE A FUCK gear to speed past her. But then a suburban knight on a white horse camouflaged as an SUV stopped and helped the little old lady cross the street. How the hell did everyone not jump out of their cars and lay down on the pavement to offer up their bodies to this memaw savior?! He is a hero to all memaws should be award the Werther's Original Heart of Honor.

But you know, I'm so jaded that I kept waiting for him to snatch ole girl's pocketbook before getting into his SUV to drive away. The world did this to me!

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Kandykane's picture

I would like to think that I would do the same thing. A couple of times, I have done something similar. Last time was picking up a large bird that had been mortally injured in the road by a bus and was flapping around while too many people to count just stood around watching. I collected a plastic bag from a gawker, walked out into the road and picked up the bird to get it out of the street. And I would do it again.

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"Submitted by ethang on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 11:59pm.

This is what I would do and continue to do. However, it gets a little harder to a open door for people or give up my seat on a bus because some assholes can't utter a simple 'thank you'. That happens more often than not. I don't know if manners are no longer taught at home or we've just become so entitled.
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Right?!
I once held the door open for a dude carrying two pizzas. He didn't even look at me. Never said thanks. Nothing. So I yelled "YOU'RE WELCOME!" at his back. Unfortunately, there also happened to be a dude behind me...I think he thought I was yelling at him, so I explained. And he got all rude, "So?!"
I said, "So, he's rude! You should thank people for opening a door for you!"
The guy: "So you only do nice things to get a thanks?"
Um. No? But it's POLITE to recognize when someone does something nice for you!
I'm so tired of people without manners and I'm including the dude who got all snippy w. me!

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Submitted by YoPeen on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 7:19am.
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But I really can't fucking believe what assholes people are. I've seen fat fucking shitbags SHOVE old ladies aside to hurl their girth into the subway car. Or on the L, wannabe hipster fucks blithely ignoring frail old ladies barely able to stand as the car sways back and forth. I've lived here twelve years so now I loudly call over for them to give up their seats. They'll do it but always look so shocked to be asked. It's like, yeah dude. I know you were busy thinking about your new band/movie/book/screenplay/skank/coke connect but there's an old lady in front of you who's got a walker. Get the fuck up and give her your seat!

Maybe it's just NYC. Sigh.

YoPeen- I live in NYC, too. Sad but true. Too funny-- glad you're calling the hipsters out on their $#&%!

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:04pm.
Last time I tried to assist an elderly woman with a walker she got pissed off at me and said "LEAVE ME ALONE!".

I tried.

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Yeah. I actually got snarled at a few days ago when I offered a front seat on the Metro to an elderly lady. Well....what are you gonna do. Most of the time they'll be very grateful for your help but occasionally you'll get someone who's pissed at the world (probably because they're in failing health). Better safe than sorry, and most of the time, you'll make someone's day!

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Submitted by Versailles on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:01pm.

Two months ago, my friend gave birth after 20 hours of labour. I was there to support her, since I have four children, and know what it takes to have a child.

One hour later, being stitched up and bleeding heavily, she asked her husband if he could change the baby's diaper. His answer? "No, I am too tired right now, you can do it."

Some people are just assholes.

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Sounds like my brother in law. my sister had four miscarriages, and the last pregnancy ended with the baby not making it. So she spends like four days in the hospital after the c-section, and he GOES HOME (100 miles away) bc she said he had to be at work. Okaaaaay- like, your wife just lost your baby and you can't take time off to be with her? He was a fucking fourth grade teacher, for fucks sake, not POTUS. So we took her home that weekend (bc he was "too busy" to come get her) and we walked in the door and the fucking fuck hands her a basket of laundry and says "welcome home." I wanted to punch him in the nutsack. And yes, that was 22 years ago, he's still a colossal dick, and they're still married.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Staged or not, I like old people. My dad uses a walker, so I appreciate thoughtful, patient people. They do exist. Just don't expect much from people once they get behind the wheel. Even the most mild-mannered person can instantly become an asshole when he/she drives. Bizarre.

M.E.'s picture

Last time I tried to assist an elderly woman with a walker she got pissed off at me and said "LEAVE ME ALONE!".

I tried.

Versailles's picture

Two months ago, my friend gave birth after 20 hours of labour. I was there to support her, since I have four children, and know what it takes to have a child.

One hour later, being stitched up and bleeding heavily, she asked her husband if he could change the baby's diaper. His answer? "No, I am too tired right now, you can do it."

Some people are just assholes.

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Submitted by Mopa on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 10:30am.
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When I had my car accident, I had no less than 4 people jump out of their cars to help me, keep me calm & call 911. I was shocked because I live in a major metropolitan area where people drive like assholes...

On the other hand, I doubt anyone would stop to help someone across the street -- people in my neck of the woods are constantly crossing the street illegally (and dangerously). You ALWAYS hear about a pedistrian getting hit/killed when crossing illegally. You'd think they'd learn?!

Versailles's picture

I am so cynical that I believe this is fake. Aka a commercial for something we will see later.

Mopa's picture

OMG, this exact thing happened to me years ago and I am still pissed off about it. Everytime someone talks about rude people or disrespectful people, I tell my story.

No, I wasn't the old lady, I was the one that got out of my car to help her. Poor thing was swaying on her cane in the middle of the street while tons of people passed her in both directions. Disgusting!

There was also a traffic accident on my way to work and it was an intersection with tons of cars stopped. Of about 15 cars, only me and one other person got out to help. Others actually beeped their horns while this bloody old guy and hysterical lady sat in their wrecked cars. Disgraceful!

Poopele's picture

White Guy, Big SUV. Very republican thing to do.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:15am.

why in the phuck didnt the dude with the dashboard camera help mrs. doubtfire?
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@Submitted by YoPeen on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 7:19am.
I'm NYC too and I ALWAYS help the old peeps. It's disgusting that most won't. I HATE LARDASSES

Ursa's picture

It's Russia - dashboard cameras are common there because footage is the best evidence if anything happens (for insurance, courts). And on Russian roads crazy things happen :)

bridgjones's picture

Where I grew up, we did stuff like this because it was ingrained into you. To not do it would get your ass beat. For years, I would say "Hi" to everyone and couldn't cross the street in Boston by myself. My NJ native friend one day yanked me to the side and had to explain to me about crazy people and to not make eye contact and to stop being a dumbass. I was not living in Possum Grit, Tennessee anymore.

That being said, I think the guy moved her because she was in his way. Life has made me so cynical.

fleawatch's picture

This is some fake ass shit. First, who actually has a dashboard camera rolling while they drive? I mean you could potentially catch the hooker's head popping up and down.....also, she is suddenly is able to move like a rocket when dude shows up....and why does all of the traffic suddenly disappear...I mean if this was Noo Yawk, any respectable driver would looking for a puddle to drench her ass!

Maybe it was a version of that show 'What would you do?' From another country or something *hence the camera*, but either way kudos to you dude! Memaw was scared - frozen like a deer and the young man took her to safety! Beautiful!

Pedestrians have the right of way - fuckers.

YoPeen's picture

Go SUV white guy.

I'm a complete asshole but seeing old people struggling breaks my heart. Even if I'm running late for work (always), I'll stop and help some poor old broad/dude with a walker or whatever up or down the subway steps etc. I can't imagine living in NYC and being old and living on cat food in an efficiency apartment. (Actually, yes I can because that's going to be me someday.)

But I really can't fucking believe what assholes people are. I've seen fat fucking shitbags SHOVE old ladies aside to hurl their girth into the subway car. Or on the L, wannabe hipster fucks blithely ignoring frail old ladies barely able to stand as the car sways back and forth. I've lived here twelve years so now I loudly call over for them to give up their seats. They'll do it but always look so shocked to be asked. It's like, yeah dude. I know you were busy thinking about your new band/movie/book/screenplay/skank/coke connect but there's an old lady in front of you who's got a walker. Get the fuck up and give her your seat!

Maybe it's just NYC. Sigh.

Ursa's picture

It's in Russia. Dashboard cams are popular there because footage is a good proof if anything happens (for insurance, courts).

Ham Sandwich's picture

Bitch was faking for the attention.

chinlee3's picture

Sweet!

12stepstohell's picture

I help the olds and the disableds who live by me all the time. I try to anyway. One old guy always says "thank you miss, but the longer I can do it on my own, the better off I'll be". He makes me smile.

I'm not helping the poors though.

DLlover's picture

Beautiful !!

Thanks for sharing it with us :-)

Thank you for this. My cold dead heart just warmed a bit.

Wanted's picture

hahahh i love everyone's "how can she suddenly speedwalk when ol dude shows up?" and "why is there a dashboard camera in the first place?" LOL

But for serious. This is some sweet shit! Now see, my selfish ass would be askin' abuelita for some kind of payment in kind, knowwhaimsayin? The real goods. El Mucho. You know... special favors.... MOLE Y CON BARBACOA DE PUERKA Y A CUP OF MENUDO! This ain't no game, granma, hand over the home made goods you cooked for church group.

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Why was there a dashboard cam that just so happen to record it?
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Awesome!

fleawatch's picture

why in the phuck didnt the dude with the dashboard camera help mrs. doubtfire?

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Awwww this reminds of the time I was eating at Denny's and we saw this little dog running on a street by a busy freeway exit and we were like is that a dog? and a guy exiting the freeway put on his emergency lights and went after the dog....sadly the dog was too scared from all the cars he just ran and the poor guy was not able to catch up to him...nice of that guy to try to save him....

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beware's picture

I needed to see something like this today, thank you MK. And I'm gonna believe it isn't staged just so I can feel the world can still be a decent place as I drift off to sleep tonight.

Zambonie's picture

totally staged
esp if it was a 'tologist

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Now, how many people think that was a Scientologist that stopped to help?

Because they are really the only ones who can, you know.

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ethang's picture

This is what I would do and continue to do. However, it gets a little harder to a open door for people or give up my seat on a bus because some assholes can't utter a simple 'thank you'. That happens more often than not. I don't know if manners are no longer taught at home or we've just become so entitled.

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I don't understand how someone would NOT stop and help. Thank you nice man for helping her. :)

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 11:04pm.
Ahhh Crazy, just tonight, let's none of us be so jaded or "snarky" as Whamo likes to say and let's all feel this video is real. iF it's not real,just for tonight, let's all think it is.
I've had a little liquor. Just so you know:)

catholicschoolgirl's picture

Aw, that was very sweet of him to stop and help.

Now I want a dashboard cam cuz I want to record my screaming, swearing and wild hand-gestures at all the annoying olds who drive 20 miles under the speed limit in the left lane during the height of rush hour.
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Meh...I do this all the time! if only for the guilt from side-eyeing and judging the oldies who INSIST on riding and thus crowding and holding up the AM rush hour busses...

Speaking of "Happy Things": http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2177791/Rare-white-bengal-tiger-... I WANT ONE and I want one NOW!!!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

That is so incredibly sad to see- all those people who couldn't give 30 seconds of their time to her. An elderly gentleman crossing the street overturned his motorized cart after misjudging a curb and before I could get both feet out of my car to go help, 10 people were already surrounding him. I guess it doesn't occur to me living in a small town that decency is a dying breed.

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Scott in NYC's picture

Funny how we all admire this type of behavior but so few actually practice it.

PinkPostIt's picture

Looking at the license plates, I think this was taken in Europe.

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Submitted by liverwurst on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 10:29pm.

LOL, I like that your uncle drove you home before beating him up!
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blaase's picture

I'd give up my tight ass to this dude for being sweet. Most people are complete assholes nowadays

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guruXen's picture

This did nothing to warm the cockles of my black heart. What would your reaction be if a stranger walked up, swiftly grabbed your bags and your arm, and hurried you to the other side of the street? I'm surprised she didn't beat him with her cane. Try helping someone across the street or carrying a heavy package sometime and see what the reaction is. I bet you're greeted with a lot more suspicion of your intentions than this guy was.

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I hope she gave him a linty Werthers for his time!