Hot Slut Of The Day!
Tonya Ann Fowler, a delicate Georgia blossom who knows the importance of putting your best beauty forward during a mug shot glamour shoot.
When 45-year-old (You don't need to scrub away the Monday crusties from your eyes. You read that "45" in "45-year-old" right.) Tonya Ann Fowler was arrested a while ago for making "terrorist threats," she didn't have her glam team at her side before she posed in the mug shot above. Cut to last Sunday when Tonya Ann saw her mug shot portrait in the local paper's "Bad & Busted" section and was not loving it. Tonya Ann did not love her double stuffed eye bags (the one on the left sort of looks like a sideways butt crack), meth-eaten brows and raggedy poodle with a mullet hairstyle. So Opposing Views says that she picked up the phone, dialed 911 and complained about her mug shot to the operator.
Tonya Ann was arrested for wasting 911's time and the good news is that she got to redo her mug shot. This is the "Marty Feldman as Aileen Wuornos" glamour Tonya Ann brought to her second mug shot photo shoot:
Tonya Ann is way too hard on herself, because bitch nailed it in the first mug shot and she nailed it in the second. Both pictures look straight out of the pages of Vogue Chernobyl. This is the reason why you can't spell "flower" without Fowler.
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Vogue Chernobyl? You kill me Michael
Are we sure this isn't Zombie Marty Feldman pulling one over on us?
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Shiitake happens...
Flatsy, that was genius.
I want to use that picture to set up a profile on match.com.
911 calls are recorded so I'd like the police to release that shit so we can hear her raspy cries for help.
You know this is Blowhan in ten years.
She looks like my 65 year old mailman with a wig.
O < @
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
John Waters should make this woman his new muse!
awwww. and her Facebook page has no photo showing. She totally should have used one of those two GlamourShots™
@Flatsy
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Someone isn't having a Chico's kind of day.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
I can't get past "45". Gotdayum, you have to live your life ROUGH for a long time to look like that at 45. That takes some effort.
"This is the reason why you can't spell "flower" without Fowler".
AAAhhhahahahahahahahaha...
Georgia pride! Represent!
45, wow. She probably has great-grandkids too. Stay away from that meth, kids. No good will come of it.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 12:27pm.
Marty Feldman Eyes-
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*wipes away tears*
BRAVO!! Truly impressive!! Sadly, I can think of many future occasions in my life when I will want to reference this song.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Flatsy!! That was awesome
To perm or not to perm...can't decide which look I prefer, she is stunning!
OMG Flatsy! I laughed till I cried!
"When she scrubs her back she'll use the toilet bowl brush"
Fucking brilliant!!!
This is the "Marty Feldman as Aileen Wuornos" glamour Tonya Ann brought to her second mug shot photo shoot:
LOLOLOL, MK! Right on the nose.
45! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
True, snowy & Within!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 12:44pm.
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Uncanny! Hahha but he still looks better! HOW!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Is she part Chameleon?
They should use this in anti-drug education in schools. It would be a lot more effective than the D.A.R.E. crap they taught us in elementary school.
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 12:55pm.
Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 12:38pm.
Do you mean Uncle Bill Brian Keith? It's uncanny!
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yes.
Sorry Uncle Bill.. Wonder if he called Mr. French to bail him out???
Got dayum! I am 44. My mom who is 71 looks younger than this broad.
Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 12:38pm.
Do you mean Uncle Bill Brian Keith? It's uncanny!
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I can't deal with this commotion.
45 ??? Yeah, maybe 20 years ago . That's some rough living right there.
Thanks IG & Gigaboob. MK's reference was so great. I wasn't completely sure there really was a Marty Feldman Eyes song until I googled it.
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I can't deal with this commotion.
LOL Deb, but he's prettier than she is!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Uh..Flatsy, that was awesome!
Snowpiece! Check it out! The guy on the right!
http://www.moodybluestoday.com/
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
wow. A really tired and strung out Brian Keith in the first one..
Since when can you reshoot your mugshot? Celeb chef Cat Cora got to slap on some makeup and get her DUI one redone apparently.
Bwahaha, Flatsy! *holds up BIC lighter*
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 11:30am.
You know, snowy! A 70-something old British prog-rock guy who keeps the long hair.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Remember the "Swamp People" guy, Mitchell Guist, who died in may at 48? That's a hard 48.
http://kbmt.images.worldnow.com/images/18423200_BG1.jpg
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Marty Feldman Eyes-
Her hair is gray and old
Her lips chapped and dry
Her hands are always cold
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
Her once good looks are gone
She'll no longer entice
A big mole on her nose
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll unease you
She has fleas too
And she has Hodgkin's disease too
She's atrocious
Sometimes she forgets to make the toilet bowl flush
She's got Kirstie Alley big fat thighs
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She's from a mental home
You know her mind's not right
Her hair she doesn't comb
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll scream or mumble at you
Repeats everything twice
She's got a few loose screws
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She's an old shrew
And she's been to
Other planets in a U.F.O. too
She's atrocious
And she knows just what it takes to make you go nuts
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
She'll impede you
And deceive you
All the better just to leave you
She's atrocious
When she scrubs her back she'll use the toilet bowl brush
All the boys think she's a guy
She's got Marty Feldman eyes
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I can't deal with this commotion.
Submitted by Possum on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 12:23pm.
They don't call it "Hillbilly Heroin" for nothing.
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That's Oxycontin actually. lol! why split hairs I suppose.
By the way as I think I mentioned before I love your avie Kung Fu Hustle was a fantastic movie:)
by KK.Urine Inspiration on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 10:13am.
Anyone remember Marty Feldman? Yeah.
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What hump?
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The one that kept changing sides :)
They don't call it "Hillbilly Heroin" for nothing.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 10:13am.
Anyone remember Marty Feldman? Yeah.
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What hump?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 10:22am.
Do wealthy people do meth? It seems to me (and I am SO far out of drug culture that I really don't know) that it's mostly poor people from the rural areas using it.
Like, I could see Lindsay Lohan but not Paris Hilton using meth.
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Crystal Meth used to be (maybe still is) trendy in the club scene. I think Rufus Wainwright (whom I love) was hooked on it for a while.
It shocks me to think anyone would willingly use meth these days. It eats you up from the inside in such a short amount of time; I couldn't imagine any kind of high would be worth that.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Hahaha: love the Marty Feldman ref, MK. For a young whippersnapper, you have lots of 60's and 70's trivia stored in your gourd.
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Submitted by cmag on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 11:39am.
"she looks slightly cross-eyed in the second pic. Anyone else see it?"
dunno, but i'm slightly cross-eyed after having to look at this fugly bitch to start my day
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Is her hair wet or just greasy in that second picture? Gross.
Submitted by cmag on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 11:39am.
she looks slightly cross-eyed in the second pic. Anyone else see it?
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I'm thinkin slightly cross-eyed is the least of her problems. lol!
I think Meth is getting the credit that rightly belongs to Mountain Dew and Slim Jims.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
This is what Lindsey will look like in 15 years (if she is still alive).