Tuesday, July 24th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 23rd!
Safe word: Cheezburger - gina latina
Runners-up:
50 Spayeds of Grey - Mmmeaghan
Minka Kelly's sex tape proves what every sports fan has known for years. Derek Jeter is a pussy. - fleawatch
Now ... you will start thinking about how to re-attach my balls. - govt_cheese
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HILARIOUS, everyhooker!!! Big 'grats!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Congrats to the winners!
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"I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!" George Carlin
lmao shanx! Congrats to the co-winners, ya wicked funny hoorz!
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA OMG these were so fucking hilarious! I spent like 20 minutes yesterday laughing at ALL of the comments though!
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Congrats, witty winnahs!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats winners! Very funny!
Hahahahaaa!! SO good, all of them. Congrats to my girl GIIIIIINAAAA♥, Mmmeaghan, fleawatch and govt_cheese (loved it)!!!
ETA Vern, oh no you di'int!! Ahahahahahahaaa
Gina Latina!!!! WOOT!
Congrats these are perfect, "re-attach my balls" HAHAHAHAHA
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Good job horz!
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
XOXOXOXOXOXOX Whammy!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Vern on Tue, 07/24/2012 - 9:43am.
MK you usually nail this, but, Migraneueusse didn't even place????????
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Bawahaaaaaa!! LOL!
Turnelbup...is that Heather Dubrow in your avatar?
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Hahahaha! Congratulations you silly ho's!! These are funny. :)
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These are so funneh! LOL! Yay gina latina!!!
Yay winners!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
MK you usually nail this, but, Migraneueusse didn't even place????????
PS-Gruntcat funny hookers this was a hard one.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Bravo!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Don't just stand there. DO SOMETHING!
50 shades of ginger (cat lady fanfic)
So the carpet matches the drapes!
Fifty Shades of HEY BITCH MY BOWL AIN'T GONNA FILL ITSELF.
When she agreed to re-enacting that 50 Shades of Grey fuckery, her "Christian Grey" obviously missed the mark when he introduced what he thought was a cat o'nine tails...
Bristol Palin finally hits rock bottom with Alaskan soft-core purrrrn.
Jessica Biel's only hope for getting away before the wedding is that the housecat wants to tug on Justin's string.
Now that we're all alone in the room, I have some confessions to make, u know, like from pussy to pussy....
another tied up whore looking at a pussy
'Should I call the cops or is this how you're earning my luxury lamb and chicken in delicious gravy these days???' - the cat.
And that's for the 'thermometer' up my ass and "anal gland" squeezing I got last week from that gimp you call a vet.
And don't look at me that way! You got off easy. The other fucker is wound nice and tight with a wreath of catnip crowning his dick and the alley cat crew settling in for a nice long game of 'bad-mitten.'
Nobody fucks with Kitty. Now, where's my dinner?
SFRB met Koko's kitten this weekend.
Mustard did NOT approve.
Not so cute and sweet when YOU get tangled up in the yarn, now is it?
Now...next time you'll get 9 lives instead of friskies like I asked! Damn humans.
Scratch your ass? I can lick mine!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
The Chords are red in real life.
Me.
The chords are actually red in real life...
Me.
Support hose. Not going to rear end well.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Who's the pussy now, bitch?
Oh Princess Vespa, why must you keep tying yourself up and insisting on calling me Barfolomew?
"Now that you know what I can do with a ball of yarn, I have some demands. First, no more cheap lingerie. Have some dignity and buy La Perla."
New Mexico, 1998. Minka Kelly shows off her high-art tramp stamp and pussy to the camera.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/23/2012 - 6:01pm.
Hey that looks just like my pussy! Only mine has a pinker a-hole.
Now that's funny.
"And that's the way we play cat's cradle. Now, where's my dinner?"
Step right up and marvel at the great Whorey Ho-dini, as she tries to free herself in sheer tights without exposing her pussy to danger...oh and the cat as well.
Aniston's self image: young, a little naughty, owns a cat
Aniston's reality: middle-aged, a little haughty, owns 40 cats
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Spaz de la Huerta, as photographed by Terry Richardson in the latest commercial for Agent Purrvocateur.
"Okay. 'Cats rule the world.' There, I said it - are you satisfied?"
Ginger pussy - FTW!
Mr. Whiskerson: Um, your sex play is getting in the way of Meow Mix time, so......
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Sean Young's audition for 50 Shades of Grey is less nightmare-inducing than the one she gave for Catwoman.