Lohan Wants To Make "Thelma & Lindsay" With Jennifer Lawrence
What a fucking mess. She looks mad. Did some Good Samaritan from the dealership finally break into her new ride and install an ignition-required breathalyzer/crackalyzer/delusionalyzer? How this bitch is still let behind a wheel....wait, it's LA. Nevermind. Lindsay Lohan has Tweeted that she enjoyed Jennifer Lawrence's performance in The Hunger Games so much that she wants to do a Thelma & Louise remake with her. Geena Davis just looked up from the remnants of her career and pointed her bow and arrow at the Chateau Marmot's "fucked-up bitches" exit. She's just waiting.
Jennifer Lawrence in "The Hunger Games" is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys
That last part sounds like what she ordered from the escort service last night.
Jennifer Lawrence and Oliver Stone probably texted "BITCH IS CRAZY" and "I NO RITE?" to each other after seeing that. There is no way in hades that Katniss Everdeen is going to deign to do a film with Linds' crackers, no-talent ass. The only way Katniss would ever appear with her on camera is if Lindsay murdered someone with her car and Jennifer happened to be in the background of the crime scene photos.
I'd watch this movie, though. If it was a documentary. And they started at the end. And Jennifer rolled out of the car before it went off the cliff. And White Oprah was in the trunk.
Here's more pics of Lohan trying to leave Chateau Marmont while smoking and trying to hide from the paps. You know someone is toe up if they think playing "Monkey See, Monkey Do" is masking them from the paps. Vogue up in that motherfuckin' car, Linds!
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Yay, Uncle Mike! Pressure's off you now! Be sure to send your sis some flowers.
I hope Jennifer Lawrence ignores her tweets, and spits in Lohan's face if they are ever in the same place.
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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
But not in the same room, it's a pity
She is so talented, I don't even know why this keeps happening to her!
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Is this default Open Post?
If so, I had lunch with my parents today and they informed me that my boring-ass sister is having a baby! I will never again have to be subtly reminded that they have no grandkids. Woot!!!
Jeanneee: it is sad.
I also forgot about Tina Fey, who had liked Lindsay. She has had so many chances and so many accomplished older women who saw something in her and would have mentored her.
And that's the definition of tragedy: when a person's single flaw ruins their whole life.
Submitted by Alien: "I wish we could give thumbs up on Dlisted, there are comments that I love so much or that I agree with and that make me shake my head "yes!""
Every Blohan post brings the funniest comments. There are too many to single our for the LOLs.
ETA: there's always one comment that references her "talent", which drives me up a wall.
Hi Hekki! You and tralala are right I suppose. It's just sad watching her destroy herself.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Lohan was really lucky that the TomKat thing got sorted out so quickly. She's back on top as dlisted's top fuck-up.
Is Lindsay Lohan still making movies ? Maybe a reality show with Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Octomom, and Mel Gibson spending the weekend together might be a bigger possibility.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 6:53pm.
Or they want to be the one who was the director on the movie she has just finished making when her life "tragically" ended due to suffocation from having her head stuck too far up Terry Richardson's ass. Ratings gold!
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LTFOL! I love blohan posts! One thing though...the cactus - can we write in the cactus as being either a)the dealer and antagonist to blo, or, b)the savior in that it jumps out and sacrifices itself in front of blo's erratic drive scene?? Or do we incorporate some kind of Immortal Beloved-type "my love, my eternal, my beloved!" moment between the cactus and blo??? WE NEED CRITICAL PLOTLINES HERE PEOPLE
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Sweetie, darling, who do you think will accept her Academy Award in abstentia? The cactus will show up with sparkles on its prickles, tell an amusing anecdote about the time she ate it outside the club, weep some sap, then shuffle offstage where White Oprah will immediately chop it into pieces and try to make tequila out of it.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 6:53pm.
Or they want to be the one who was the director on the movie she has just finished making when her life "tragically" ended due to suffocation from having her head stuck too far up Terry Richardson's ass. Ratings gold!
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LTFOL! I love blohan posts! One thing though...the cactus - can we write in the cactus as being either a)the dealer and antagonist to blo, or, b)the savior in that it jumps out and sacrifices itself in front of blo's erratic drive scene?? Or do we incorporate some kind of Immortal Beloved-type "my love, my eternal, my beloved!" moment between the cactus and blo??? WE NEED CRITICAL PLOTLINES HERE PEOPLE
eta, thinking about this later; gotta run damnit!
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Just put a hidden camera in her car, I guarantee she'll eventually get high enough to drive off a cliff
2 girls 2 guys and a banana named Hairy.
How about Three Men and a Crazy.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 6:53pm.
Or they want to be the one who was the director on the movie she has just finished making when her life "tragically" ended due to suffocation from having her head stuck too far up Terry Richardson's ass. Ratings gold!
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Smoking in a rental car?
I wish we could give thumbs up on Dlisted, there are comments that I love so much or that I agree with and that make me shake my head "yes!"
Sans Fards: Or whoever is giving her these roles has a more ghoulish motive. I think they want to be the last ones to have worked with her. "LINDSAY LOHAN'S LAST ROLE!!!"
I mean, Brett Easton Ellis is a creepy dude and I doubt he wants to see Lindsay raised up. It'd be better for him to have the notoriety of having a train wreck happen.
"...Lawrence and Oliver Stone probably texted "BITCH IS CRAZY" and "I NO RITE?" to each other after seeing..."
LTFOL!
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
The only explanation I can think of for directors' STILL giving her jobs is that they want to be known as the person who engineered Lindsay Lohan's Great Comeback Role...resurrecting her from the dustbin of Hollywood has beens, Robert Downey Jr. style.
It's more likely, however, that they're all simply stupid beyond words, because this will never happen.
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It's PHELPS time!
A breathalyzer would never work for Lohan's car because she'd just get an assistant to blow into it to start the vehicle! smdh
I'd give still her another chance if she was trying in earnest to clean up but I'm still ticked off at how she lies and blames others whenever she gets in trouble... so...
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:49pm.
My how the never mighty have fallen.
She fell off a toadstool pedestal lol
I just wish Lilo had one true friend or caring family member in her life to be real with her and help her out. It must be really lonely being her.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:59pm.
The sad thing is, if LiLo has a personality disorder (as I suspect she does), she's likely to have alienated anyone who might a true friend (who'd only take so much of a toxic relationship). Leaving around her only codependents, parasites, leeches, people she can exploit/ manipulate or who can exploit/ manipulate her.
Submitted by Jeanneee: "I just wish Lilo had one true friend or caring family member in her life to be real with her and help her out. It must be really lonely being her. Does she live at the Chateau Marmont? It's getting to be Anna Nicole level dark with her."
Hi, Jeanneee! Usually fuckups like her DO have people who will be straight with them. But once they speak up, they get cut off. She had women like Jane Fonda and Meryl Streep setting her straight and giving her advice but she didn't want to hear it.
It's human nature, I suppose. I don't like hearing criticism of myself.
Peeking in after a long day selling my used shit to greedy people. UGH!
On topic: how the fuck? I just don't understand how or why people continue to fuel her delusion by giving her cars, roles, photoshoots. Bitch is an epic, constant fuck up with no remorse. She couldn't tell the truth even if she wanted to.
Die Blohan,DIE!
No no, Jennifer Lawrence isn't right. She has an actual career, and she bathes.
Cast Kim Lardassian in the other role, and then shoot the car-over-the-cliff scene first… with them in the actual car… and a real cliff. Problem solved.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Lo wishes, Jennifer's too clean - in every respect - for LaLohan. NO!
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Let it be duly noted in the Dlisted register that Lindsay Lohan is an expert in blumpkins and rusty trombones. Here, here.
John Ritter was as big of a horndog irl than on his show. I read about him in an old book called 'You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again'. Pretty good read.
I just wish Lilo had one true friend or caring family member in her life to be real with her and help her out. It must be really lonely being her. Does she live at the Chateau Marmont? It's getting to be Anna Nicole level dark with her.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
My how the never mighty have fallen.
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Jennifer Lawrence probably cringed hardcore when she heard about this fuckery.
So typical of Blohan to name drop like that.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:34pm.
Yeah, Lana did come on strong. I wonder if Larry banged her...
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What she really needs to do is remake Valley of the Dolls,much closer to her skill set.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Nanners: I always thought Jack wasn't into Lana because she was pursuing HIM so aggressively.
There are plenty of guys like that IRL. They think that there's something wrong with a woman that she has to chase men. Plenty of guys who get limp dick when the tables are turned on them.
Sort of related note re: tables being turned... Mr. Hekki was recently sexually harassed at work by a gay co-worker. I was sympathetic, but was like - you've been working HOW many years before you encountered this? That shit has been happening to me since my first job.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:02pm.
How in hell did she get another Porsche? Who keeps giving her shit and why do they keep doing it?
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I wonder about that too. We know she sucks dick, that is a given. But given her general appearance and especially her hygiene, I don't think she's worth a Porsche and rent at the Marmont.
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she could totally do a remake as matt dillon's character in "there's something about mary", after he gets his teefs done.
Mel-Tang, we got some mental Ipecac going here! *heaves*
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And I forgot to add that Michael has to be Larry because he already rocks the open shirt/chains/and hairy chest so well. Barf again. Hahaha
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Lol Deb!! For some reason I can see nasty things and they don't bother me, but smells make me lose my lunch. And I got this visual of her and SamRo doing the nasty. Uggggghhhhhh lolololol
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Sorry, Mel-Tang! I'm in one of those moods...
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Top-notch research, Nanners!
Mel-Tang, my only objection is that Larry gets quite a bit of air time....lol!
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Oh God Deb, I almost puked when I read your comment about Lindsay smelling her fingers. Blah.... :(
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:58pm.
Wiki: "According to the book Come and Knock on Our Door: A Hers and Hers and His Guide to Three's Company, the addition of Lana to the cast caused tension between John Ritter and the show's writers. Ritter believed it would be out of character for the sex-crazed Jack to inexplicably turn down the advances of a sexually voracious, attractive woman. The writers reasoned that because Lana was older than Jack, he would be turned off. Ritter didn't believe that the middle-aged Lana, only meant to be in her forties (whereas Jack was in his late twenties/early thirties), would repel Jack."
Ritter was right. The entire show was about fucking but Jack wasn't into Lana! If you make Lana a senior citizen this makes more sense.
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I have to pipe in and say that daddy Lohsn would HAVE to play Larry, Jacks best friend. Lol @Nana lohan playing Lana, the neighborhood slut. Hahahaha
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 3:39pm.
In the 4th thumb, is she checking her breath, or smelling her fingers for pussy?
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Or maybe she just massaged someone's prostate for a hit.
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Ha! Excellent theory, little_rascal! But it must have been a small hit, 'cause Linds looks like she could use a hit LIKE NOW!
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Isn't it about time for her to face plant in a cactus again? I wasn't that big a fan of Thelma and Louise; Sarandon is to googly-eyed and Davis is too giraffe-legged. But as oh dave suggested she could just to the final scene of the movie and careen off a cliff.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 3:39pm.
In the 4th thumb, is she checking her breath, or smelling her fingers for pussy?
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Or maybe she just massaged someone's prostate for a hit.
Nanners, that's it! Brilliant!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Good gawd... who gave her another Porsche to crash?!
And if Lindsay is going to feel the need to slather on the red lipstick. I wish she would take a few lessons from Amanda Lepore on how to do it with style.
http://www.vyperlook.com/girls-celebrities-sexy/worst-cases-of-botox-eve...
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 4:36pm.
I don't know what to do with Nana.
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