Lohan Wants To Make "Thelma & Lindsay" With Jennifer Lawrence
What a fucking mess. She looks mad. Did some Good Samaritan from the dealership finally break into her new ride and install an ignition-required breathalyzer/crackalyzer/delusionalyzer? How this bitch is still let behind a wheel....wait, it's LA. Nevermind. Lindsay Lohan has Tweeted that she enjoyed Jennifer Lawrence's performance in The Hunger Games so much that she wants to do a Thelma & Louise remake with her. Geena Davis just looked up from the remnants of her career and pointed her bow and arrow at the Chateau Marmot's "fucked-up bitches" exit. She's just waiting.
Jennifer Lawrence in "The Hunger Games" is genius. I want to do Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys
That last part sounds like what she ordered from the escort service last night.
Jennifer Lawrence and Oliver Stone probably texted "BITCH IS CRAZY" and "I NO RITE?" to each other after seeing that. There is no way in hades that Katniss Everdeen is going to deign to do a film with Linds' crackers, no-talent ass. The only way Katniss would ever appear with her on camera is if Lindsay murdered someone with her car and Jennifer happened to be in the background of the crime scene photos.
I'd watch this movie, though. If it was a documentary. And they started at the end. And Jennifer rolled out of the car before it went off the cliff. And White Oprah was in the trunk.
Here's more pics of Lohan trying to leave Chateau Marmont while smoking and trying to hide from the paps. You know someone is toe up if they think playing "Monkey See, Monkey Do" is masking them from the paps. Vogue up in that motherfuckin' car, Linds!
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That mouth, those eyebrows, that face, and the cigarette to boot… reminds me of someone but I can't pin it down.
I've gone through Tammy Faye, Frank N. Furter, Divine, late period (or drag) Joan Crawford/ Bette Davis, Leona Helmsley… and there are similarities there, but I still think there's someone I'm missing… Who? That grimace…
LiLo wears makeup like a batty 75-year-old woman.
I know! Blohan can contact Sly Stallone about starring in a bio-pic about his mom Jackie!
She's got the mouth down.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 10:02pm.
OMG thank you Deb! Yes I think that's it-- Jackie Stallone.
Agreed, SANS. The only thing that would make the pine ones worse would be to sniff one while wearing original Chap Stik! YUCK!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Gosh, we ARE so mean! Time to go and watch the bloody finale of the classic "Out For Justice".
"Anybody seen Richy?! Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?!"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
lol Deb the pine ones are the worst! it's like XTREME pine sol. Nasty.
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It's PHELPS time!
Even the outside of the car is filthy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 10:02pm.
... I know! Blohan can contact Sly Stallone about starring in a bio-pic about his mom Jackie!
She's got the mouth down.
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And the scowl. I NO RITE? HAHAHAHA
#meangirls
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Right, tonicbitch? Those pine ones are rank.
I know! Blohan can contact Sly Stallone about starring in a bio-pic about his mom Jackie!
She's got the mouth down.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Off-topic but I have to share that I now officially know that we can find ANYTHING on Ebay!
http://theworststuffever.com/post/27486177338/the-worst-ebay-auction-eve...
I bet Blohan or Kim K would love the idea! As long as they don't use brown.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:50pm.
Just the pine scented ones, I believe.
LOL!
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I guarantee you she has tried to smoke it. She probably thought it was a real tree.
Congrats on being an uncle Mike!
"...2 girls-2 guys"
I wouldn't even hire Lohan's busted crackwhore ass to be in a remake of 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
PSL - yeah, claims to rarely smoke but always has either a cigarette or pack of cigs in her hand. Yeah ok.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:37pm.
Geez, mike. Take it easy! I'm sure that she has one of those little pine tree fresheners. Lindsay just won't put it on the rear-view 'til the paps are out of sight.
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Can you get high from those?
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Just the pine scented ones, I believe.
LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by RichBitch on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:26pm.
Congrats on dodging that bullet, mike! Wait though, one won't be enough and soon it'll be "wouldn't it be nice for little twat-face to have to sibling or a cousin?"
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So mean RichBitch, at least let Mike bask for a few hours, lol
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:37pm.
Geez, mike. Take it easy! I'm sure that she has one of those little pine tree fresheners. Lindsay just won't put it on the rear-view 'til the paps are out of sight.
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Can you get high from those?
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:18pm.
Alien -- to say she smells bad is a kind way of putting it. She reeks of a melange of unwashed pussy, dried-up urine, b.o., herpes sores, leftover dick cheese, week-old sweat, cigarette smoke, spilled beer and stale jizz from various dudes.
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Nope, I think you've covered everything (except for maybe drain cleaner, from her meth lab?) My stomach literally did a backflip reading that.
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LOL ditto; perfect description! No thanks for giving it, though, while I'm finishing up dinner, ugh
Thanks, WReason! Still in shock; when baby is born I'm going to pay homage by putting it up here as an avi (with wine glass drawn into it's baby hand, of course). *something's wrong with me re: putting a wine glass in the baby pic
eta - Thanks Sans, I am hoping with everything that baby, mom and bro will remain fine.
Woots, again, to Mike *so excited!
Aw, come on - you know the super-hot, Oscar-nominated, mentioned-for-every-major-role-under-30 Lawrence will feel honored by Lohan's suggestion. Lindsay is doing her a favor! She's such a shining example of rectitude and taste.
See, I think we should encourage her to drive, up in the canyons, along the beach, in Compton... Sure, she might take a few folks out before she offs herself, but that seems a small price.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:58pm.
Is this default Open Post?
If so, I had lunch with my parents today and they informed me that my boring-ass sister is having a baby! I will never again have to be subtly reminded that they have no grandkids. Woot!!!
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Congrats on dodging that bullet, mike!
Wait though, one won't be enough and soon it'll be "wouldn't it be nice for little twat-face to have to sibling or a cousin?"
Twat Muffin, you described my thoughts very well! Maybe you just forgot her breath from hell, because I'm sure these veneers are rarely washed with something other than beer or vomit.
I'm sure a memaw's sweaty armpit smells better than her.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:18pm.
Alien -- to say she smells bad is a kind way of putting it. She reeks of a melange of unwashed pussy, dried-up urine, b.o., herpes sores, leftover dick cheese, week-old sweat, cigarette smoke, spilled beer and stale jizz from various dudes. Anyone clue me in on anything I've missed. I despise this ugly twat. I wonder who she let Dirty Sanchez her to get a new fucking Porsche. Her & that cow Kate Upton have that skanky heads so far up Terry Richardson's ass to keep their nasty asses relevant. And even Lohan is more repugnant than Upton, if that's possible.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:53pm.
It's just sad watching her destroy herself.
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You mean fun.
Made me LOL.
ETA: I mean that I snickered nastily. Tee hee hee
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:18pm.
Alien -- to say she smells bad is a kind way of putting it. She reeks of a melange of unwashed pussy, dried-up urine, b.o., herpes sores, leftover dick cheese, week-old sweat, cigarette smoke, spilled beer and stale jizz from various dudes.
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Nope, I think you've covered everything (except for maybe drain cleaner, from her meth lab?) My stomach literally did a backflip reading that.
*voms*
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:23pm.
Or they want to be the one who was the director on the movie she has just finished making when her life "tragically" ended due to suffocation from having her head stuck too far up Terry Richardson's ass. Ratings gold!
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Gross. Those two are made for each other.
C6 - great news! now you'll be an auntie. I hope your bro stays healthy and sober and that the pregnancy goes smoothly.
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It's PHELPS time!
Alien -- to say she smells bad is a kind way of putting it. She reeks of a melange of unwashed pussy, dried-up urine, b.o., herpes sores, leftover dick cheese, week-old sweat, cigarette smoke, spilled beer and stale jizz from various dudes. Anyone clue me in on anything I've missed. I despise this ugly twat. I wonder who she let Dirty Sanchez her to get a new fucking Porsche. Her & that cow Kate Upton have that skanky heads so far up Terry Richardson's ass to keep their nasty asses relevant. And even Lohan is more repugnant than Upton, if that's possible.
C6, peanut? "it had a big head with stubs for arms and a little, functional peanut heart" -- OLOLOL Congrats to your family as well! It's baby shower time! Just kidding hahahaha
OnT: What is she doing with her hands???
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OMFG I can't believe that is a current pic! I thought for sure it was from years ago lmao. Her lips are fabulous, I'm not sure how she pulls that off when the rest of her is such a mess.
I'd watch a talk-show if the peeps cited below were the hosts, like some kind of awesome "The View".
Submitted by quickkill on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:50pm.
Is Lindsay Lohan still making movies ? Maybe a reality show with Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Octomom, and Mel Gibson spending the weekend together might be a bigger possibility.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:57pm.
Cactus?? *blank look* What about the TRAFFIC CONE?
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Shit!! Damn that's right! The possible plots are mind-numbing with these two in tandem. Can't even come up with anything plot-wise this shit is so straight out of 'Memento'. Good catch.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:58pm.
Is this default Open Post?
If so, I had lunch with my parents today and they informed me that my boring-ass sister is having a baby! I will never again have to be subtly reminded that they have no grandkids. Woot!!!
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Mike, you and me both - same boat. Found out a few weeks ago my younger bro, who fell off the face of the earth in a alch spiral all last year but somedamnhow rehabbed since the beginning of this year and has been successfully working full time and is helping someone else raise her three kids, is having a baby. I lost my shit. Other than my 22yro daughter, which I had at 18, there are no other kids in the family. So damn happy is an understatement. The fetal peanut is 9 weeks today and they heard the heartbeat and said "it had a big head with stubs for arms and a little, functional peanut heart" Due date is 2/22 (three days from my bday). Double woot as pisceans rock. So happy for you; congrats on the news and hope the best of health for both your sister and the new family member!
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:44pm. Submitted by C6 on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:42pm. Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:23pm. Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 6:53pm. Or they want to be the one who was the director on the movie she has just finished making when her life "tragically" ended due to suffocation from having her head stuck too far up Terry Richardson's ass. Ratings gold!____ LTFOL! I love blohan posts! One thing though...the cactus - can we write in the cactus as being either a)the dealer and antagonist to blo, or, b)the savior in that it jumps out and sacrifices itself in front of blo's erratic drive scene?? Or do we incorporate some kind of Immortal Beloved-type "my love, my eternal, my beloved!" moment between the cactus and blo??? WE NEED CRITICAL PLOTLINES HERE PEOPLE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Sweetie, darling, who do you think will accept her Academy Award in abstentia? The cactus will show up with sparkles on its prickles, tell an amusing anecdote about the time she ate it outside the club, weep some sap, then shuffle offstage where White Oprah will immediately chop it into pieces and try to make tequila out of it
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Cactus?? *blank look* What about the TRAFFIC CONE? Who could forget Traffic Cone's unforgettable scene with Lilo outside that hotel; the authenticity it brought to the role! The range! (I've heard Traffic Cone studied method acting with strasbourg in NYC)
Team Traffic Cone! :P
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Does anyone remember about 2 months ago, when there was yet another pic of Lilo smoking, and a "source" tried to claim Lilo was upset because she hardly ever smokes? That it was a rare incident?
yet another lie.
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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
But not in the same room, it's a pity
Lindsay looks as drunk as I feel right now.
Except for as drunk as I am, I still know what my limits and bounds are. She's such a dumb bitch.
The ONLY story I ever want to hear again with the word "Lohan" in it is when that demon-spawn of Kate Majors' emerges and spontaneously combusts, killing the entire clan in a fiery inferno of unimportance. Until then, for the love of humanity...NO MORE Lohans!!! They dark-sided!!!! ARRRGGH!
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:33pm.
It seems odd that Lohan is addressing Lawrence as a contemporary. Lohan seems so much older.
You mean facially, right?
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Yeah. Plus Lohan's pretty much always been a fixture on dlisted, so she's always been around.
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:41pm.
How long will it be before she has an accident with this car? So far I think every car she has driven she's managed to fuck up.
I'm going to guess that her next brush with the law occurs on August 6th.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:33pm.
It seems odd that Lohan is addressing Lawrence as a contemporary. Lohan seems so much older.
You mean facially, right?
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Time cast a spell on you but
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:41pm.
Hotmami, oh YES SHE CAN get nominated for a Razzie! She already has! For "I Know Who Killed Me"!
so there.
heehee
Bwuhahahahahaha!!!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
The ONLY story I ever want to hear again with the word "Lohan" in it is when that demon-spawn of Kate Majors' emerges and spontaneously combusts, killing the entire clan in a fiery inferno of unimportance. Until then, for the love of humanity...NO MORE Lohans!!!
How long will it be before she has an accident with this car? So far I think every car she has driven she's managed to fuck up.
Hotmami, oh YES SHE CAN get nominated for a Razzie! She already has! For "I Know Who Killed Me"!
so there.
heehee
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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
But not in the same room, it's a pity
The ONLY way I want to hear another Lohan story is if that demon-spawn of Kate Major's pops out and spontaneously combusts upon contact with air, killing the ENTIRE clan in a fiery inferno of unimportance.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:22pm.
Smoking in a rental car?
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Geez, mike. Take it easy! I'm sure that she has one of those little pine tree fresheners. Lindsay just won't put it on the rear-view 'til the paps are out of sight.
I wish your sis a healthy pregnancy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ugh, those LIPS. Horrendous.
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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
But not in the same room, it's a pity
It seems odd that Lohan is addressing Lawrence as a contemporary. Lohan seems so much older.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:17pm.
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Shhhh, don't give a bitch ideas Few Words!
@Mike, congratulations are in order! Here is to NEVER hearing those words AGAIN. ;D
Thank you, thank you (and to Hekki). As I said, it was always subtle, but it still irked me slightly.
Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:17pm.
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Shhhh, don't give a bitch ideas Few Words!
@Mike, congratulations are in order! Here is to NEVER hearing those words AGAIN. ;D
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 7:55pm.
there's always one comment that references her "talent"
Ha! So true and so annoying.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 8:17pm.
*slaps mustard on Dog's tongue*
AHAHAHAHAHA!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!
He acting talent is on par with Alyssa Milano's, IMO. Not horrible, but FAR from exceptional.
lohan you dumb bitch. next you gonna say you wanna remake gone with the wind w/ george clooney.
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