The "Man Of Steel" Teaser Trailer Is With Us
And that there is pretty much all the Superman you're getting in this shit. Here's the Lana Del Ray (aka "Llama Del Meh" - MK) video-looking teaser for Man of Steel. The clean laundry blowing in the wind, Americana doggies and the lickable Henry Cavill playing Superman working undercover on Wicked Tuna didn't really give me a geek erection. As a dour friend said - "nothing happens, and then he flies." But there's a butterfly!
Fuck Llama Del Meh - it's Superman climbing The Tree Of Life! Where the fuck is Lex Luthor? Will Amy Adams be spelling "Pulitzer Prize" and "Nobel Prize" over and over while hanging off the Eiffel Tower elevator? Margot Kidder was so fucking good in Superman II. She was such a pointy bitch. She smoked. We need a Lois Lane who smokes. Oh, and Sarah Douglas as Ursa! That ho was hot! "SSSSUUUUPPPEERRRMMAAANNNN!" she called in a mocking, vicious manner as she flipped up the manhole cover and flung it at Supes (6:10). How that doesn't make the opening reel of Hollywood classics at the Oscars every year I'll never know.
Er, here they are. Kevin Costner does the voice-over for the first one. There's an alternate version with Russell Crowe under it. I guess it depends on which voice you want to fap to? They're both pretty boring.
Seriously, he's a tuna fisherman?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 1:39pm.
*drops panties and kicks them at Henry*
*downward facing dog*
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OnTopic: Henry is gorgeous. Would see this just to watch him.
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I predict a flop.
Plus Matt Bomer was robbed by this basic Cavill bitch.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 1:43pm.
Put me in the middle of a Henry Cavill/JRM sammich!
*yes, I would with JRM's crazy ass*
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As would I. You know that would be some mind blowing crazy coked-out furniture-breaking sexing. JRM doesn't do anything in moderation, and I'm willing to bet that includes sexytimes.
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 2:14pm.
LOL, agreed. It's partly the reason I keep my netflix online subscription. So I can watch certain episodes. That scene with Princess Margaret on the boat. My. God. He is so hot.
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Superman sucks. So does Wonder Woman. They just have no edge. As soon as they put on the cheesy red, blue and yellow costume, they lose all sex appeal. They should just retire those characters.
Michael, sometimes your ability to pinpoint pop-culture sound bites from my past that have never left my brain is so uncanny, it creeps me out. That Sarah Douglas "Suupahmahn" bit is brilliant. It's the first thing I remember about any Superman movie.
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In the top picture, is that cloud coming out of his ass?
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Blah. I guess it will kill time until the next Marvel movie.
I can understand wanting to do something different, but certain elements from the 70s movies are so iconic. Every time I see tough-looking Clark on his fishing boat, in the back of my mind, I'll be thinking of Christopher Reeve in his dorky glasses saying "Gosh, Mr. White. I was just reading Dickens.".
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 2:13pm.
Henry Cavill was the SEX on the Tudors. I'm scared to watch this.
Right? It sucks that fapping in public is so frowned upon.
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Terrence Malick should sue. They ripped off every movie he's ever made.
Henry Cavill was the SEX on the Tudors. I'm scared to watch this.
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Goddamn he's fucking beautiful.
This is Superman, not the Rocketeer, so why are there contrails?
Christopher Reeve or go home.
However I will check out this panty creamer Henry guy.
So, this latest version was sold as Deadliest Catch style, blue collar everyman meets cliched Americana, but with an emo vibe.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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I'll wait 'til it's on tv to watch this DC comics Deadliest Catch thing. Whatever the fuck. Henry could hit it. Yes.
Put me in the middle of a Henry Cavill/JRM sammich!
*yes, I would with JRM's crazy ass*
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 1:39pm.
*averts eyes*
**peeks through fingers**
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
*drops panties and kicks them at Henry*
*downward facing dog*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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With Henry Cavill and Russell Crowe's voice this SoOOOO could have been a fap-fest! But no...they totally missed the opportunity.
there can be only one. Team Reeve 4ever.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Beautiful visuals, reminds me of home. But not enough to make me want to go see it.
I think they are trying really hard to make this appear even more boring than 'Superman Returns' and so far they are succeeding!
hate superman films. give me avengers or x-men any day.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Henry Cavill is the hottest man ever. Not even kidding. He was the SEX on the Tudors. That show was fap central.
ETA: What the fuck kind of trailer was that?!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
This is making my butthole pucker...and not in a good way.