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Sjakie, a baby sloth at the Burgers' Zoo in Arnhem, The Netherlands, and its teddy bear mommy.
Well, here's a little quick, pick-me-up awwww to get your day started before you stumble off to get drunk on communion wine at Sunday mass. Not long after Sjakie was born on May 19th, the zookeepers noticed that it (Note: The zookeepers don't know if Sjakie has a sloth snatch or a sloth peen yet, because sloths' genitals are inside their bodies. They'll have to do an ultrasound later to find out. And that is today's lesson on the crotch parts of sloths.) was whining and crying about something. When they examined Sjakie closer, they found that it was seriously thirsty for leche. Sjakie was dehydrated and its mom was not producing enough milk for it. The zookeepers tried to bottle feed Sjakie themselves, but that almost ended with their skin getting torn off, because baby sloths like to hang on to their mommy with their claws while eating. They tried a dozen other things and nothing worked.
But then a 2-year-old girl came along and knew what was up. She threw a "been there, done that" wink at Sjakie and gave it one of her teddy bears. That was it. Sjakie's new mommy had been found. Spiegel Online says that Sjakie happily clings on to its teddy bear mommy while the zookeepers feed it all the good shit it needs. Sjakie still spends most of its time with its real mommy and only canoodles with its teddy bear mommy when it's feeding time. Zookeepers said that sloths often piss on stuffed animals, so they had to get Sjakie another teddy bear mommy that they can wash. ("Where can I get an application for the job of teddy bear mommy to a baby sloth?" - Kim Kuntrashian)
Here's a few more pictures of Sjakie and its teddy bear mommy for you to wrap your heart around. If you have hangover eyes like me, then you'll probably say what I said when I first saw these pictures this morning: "That is the most adorable coconut with limbs I've EVER seen!"
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We want this precious little citizen to have a long and healthy life with lots of good food and love.
Somewhere Kristen Bell is losing her shit again. I'll bet she's already booked a flight to the Netherlands. Serious cuteness though (and bwah to the "coconut with limbs" crack, Mikey).
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That's one of the cutest things ever! I'm glad that zoo cares!
darn cute little critter !
Aw, sweet little thing!
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 2:29pm.
That little sloth looks exactly like Snoop Dogg~
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hahaha! He does!
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That poor Teddy Bear looks like he needs counseling with his 'help me' eyes. :(
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Awwww, we need this little guy/girl to chase away the sads after yesterday. Remind us that something nice is around in the world.
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SO FUCKING CUTE and ADORABLE
Submitted by Nanners on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 2:53pm.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 2:29pm.
That little sloth looks exactly like Snoop Dogg~
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He does look like he's thinking: "Dude, I am high as fuck."
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hahaha so true! the eyes never lie!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
All baby animals are cute wish I could say the same for baby humans...I just rescued a two week old litter of kittens a-freaking-dorable...
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 2:29pm.
That little sloth looks exactly like Snoop Dogg~
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He does look like he's thinking: "Dude, I am high as fuck."
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That little sloth looks exactly like Snoop Dogg~
coconut with limbs. LMAO! mk is the best, ain't he? :)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 11:33am.
sloths are weird looking when they grow up. Little heads and big long arms...
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In other words, the total opposite of Matthew McConaughey. :)
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 11:33am.
sloths are weird looking when they grow up. Little heads and big long arms...
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In other words, the total opposite of Matthew McConaughey. :)
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 12:03pm.
when i clicked on this comment in the list on the right, i expected to see Bieber's photo when i scrolled up. but this one works too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 12:03pm.
Like if you found that in the corner of your laundry room you wouldn't call an exterminator.
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I'm practically shaking from the need to go get up and get a broom and smack the computer screen right now.
THWAP THWAP KILL IT THWAP
It looks like something that would get behind the furniture and start shitting and chewing through the carpet.
yuck.. I think that thing is creepy. Not cute. And you know it doesn't just piss on stuffed bears - it pisses on it's mom while clinging on. Disgusting animals.
Ahahaha TexnDoc!
Pretty cute, but not as cute as the sloth getting all bandaged up that MK posted a while ago.
Awwwwww, that is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. Pity they're so ugh-uh-ly when they become adults.
@Texndoc--When it was grown, you damn right.
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Thumb number 3 is how I feel when I haven't worked out in a few days. Oh, that why they call it slothenly!
Like if you found that in the corner of your laundry room you wouldn't call an exterminator.
Adorable. My ovaries just exploded rainbeaux confetti.
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Awww, that's too cute! Something nice to chase all the ugliness.
AWWWW! <3
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Thanks for the "awww!". Very sweet. sloths are weird looking when they grow up. Little heads and big long arms, just hangin' around all day...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Awwwwww.....so adorable.
LOL @ islandgirl
I am in love! That little guy (or girlie) is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. I love Sjakie and his mommy bear.
I need a sloth baby. That is all.
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Splayed teddy bear and clinging baby sloth = perfection. *it's giving the teddy mamma a love bite* hehehe Found my new wallpaper.
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I wuv u momma bear *pisses*
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
omg totally ubbeer cute, super cute, like totally cute.
*Love*
... MK, what did you say about genitals on the inside?!...
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Sloths are the bestest!
Adorbs!
Just try and say 'sloth snatch' ten times fast. Hahaha, I can't do it either.
awwwwww