Sunday, July 22nd 2012

Birthday Sluts

Willem Dafoe (57)
Selena Gomez (20)
A.J. Cook (34)
Franka Potente (38)
Rufus Wainwright (39)
Rhys Ifans (45)
Irene Bedard (45)
David Spade (48)
John Leguizamo (48)
Joanna Going (49)
Rob Estes (49)
Keith Sweat (51)
Alan Menken (63)
Albert Brooks (65)
Don Henley (65)
Danny Glover (66)
George Clinton (71)
Alex Trebek (72)
Terence Stamp (74)
Louise Fletcher (78)
Oscar de la Renta (80)

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Dion flowerboy's picture

How did I miss this? Terrence Stamp!! You may be old, but I Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv you.

TequilaTax's picture

Submitted by Madam Pince on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 5:51pm.
Willem Dafoe has been dead to me since he dumped the mother of his son for an Italian model.
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I remember reading that he was in a long term relationship with another woman (never married her) and when that ended, married some italian chick and had a kid by her.

If what you say is true, then I hope the baby momma is getting much cash each month from him.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

TequilaTax's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 9:48am

Count me as a Defoe fan. I tried to see The Hunter when it hit my local artsy theater but was too busy. I'm waiting for it to show up in Redbox so I can watch it. Did you ever see the movie "Antichrist"? I caught some of it online but my computer is old and creaky so I wasn't able to see all of it.

And for the record: yes I would.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

Tyroan's picture

Make my funk the P-Funk!

Team Valtrex's picture

Danny Glover is too old for this shit.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

HB to AJ Cook who I love on Criminal Minds.

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

George Clinton.

Happy Birthday to the DOCTOR.

Amen.

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LisaRose's picture

I don't care what anyone says, I like Selena and she seems like a good girl. Happy 20th!!

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Cara's picture

Bobby Peru don't come up for air.

Madam Pince's picture

Willem Dafoe has been dead to me since he dumped the mother of his son for an Italian model.

George Clinton, on the other hand, is so fan-fuckin-tastic he deserves his own category.

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Reality No Show's picture

Rhys Ifans, Willem Dafoe, and Terrence Stamp? It must be International Sophisticated Aryan Villain Day.

Don't hate Vice, we love you.

Smart E. Pants's picture

Happy birthday to Don Henley, the best of the Eagles, no doubt about it (Joe Walsh and Don Felder are right up there, though).

Mani6's picture

HB to Don Henley....one of my favorites....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sFRSBXuFog

D.R.'s picture

Happy birthday to all the listers.

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little_rascal's picture

@ TwatMuffin

This is my Frank Sinatra/Grace Kelly favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSbnAFvqfA
It just makes me so happy!

char's picture

BOBBY PERU!!!!

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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.

Twat Muffin's picture

Within -- I've been meaning to see "Shame"; that type of movie is up my alley.

little_rascal -- nice-looking guy, almost too pretty for me. Aside from Sinatra's beautiful voice (he's my favorite singer), another reason I'm enthralled with him, LOL!

little_rascal's picture

@ TwatMuffin

I've read Frank Sinatra's biography, and the author quoted Sinatra's wife Ava Gardner who said that Frank was "only 110 lbs, but 10 of those was his cock". Yep.

WithinReason...'s picture

Twatty, but of course! No rest for the wicked Twatty, suck it up and keep going! ... on AssBender, did you ever see Shame? He did a good job in that!

Little_rasc, that is one sweet-lookin' cookie!

OnT: Willem's comic turn in Boondock Saints was awesome!

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little_rascal's picture

@ TwatMuffin

Twatty, many thanks! *whispers* It's not for me, it's for Sucky, hehehe.
I'm much more into fabulous Russian Daniil Strakhov - http://static.cinemagia.ro/img/db/actor/15/66/06/daniil-strakhov-974027l...

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 11:53am.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 11:27am.

joe shmoe -- LOL! One of my bizarre talents is remembering which male stars have large penises; if only I could make money off of that!

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Twatty, would you have any information on Fassbender penis? In as much detail as possible, please.
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LOL! Lil' Ras, BEEEHAVE. ♥

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Twat Muffin's picture

Within -- I'm exhausted but have a pool party to go to today. Should be fun but I'm just going to sit, eat & swim a little and play with the hosts' dog (I love their doggeh so much). I hope you have a great weekend, too.

WithinReason...'s picture

Twatty, I know you love him, he must have an enormous schlong, I see the attraction... I do... ovary overload right? *giggles* Hope you're having a lovely weekend twatty! ☺☺☺

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Twat Muffin's picture

warmislandsun -- the character that Willem is playing in that photo is super gross, Bobby Peru -- his teeth are super fucked up & rotted out.

Within -- almost no one understands my attraction to Sean Penn; I hear ya, babe. I have no shame when it comes to that man. I've also heard he has a big peen, too.

Twat Muffin's picture

joe -- LMAO! Me, too, if it's important, I can't remember a goddamned thing!!!

little_rascal -- the talk I've heard of Fassbender peen has been impressive. I've seen pictures and it seems to be okay, but not gargantuan by any means. I hate to say it, and don't be mad at me, but he doesn't set my panties on fire, but I know every other guy & girl out there is fascinated by him and it. I'd Google his peen; I'm sure there's lots of stuff out there about it. I'm a Meloni & Hamm girl myself. Speaking of gargantuan, I read a book by the former valet of Frank Sinatra. He once saw Frank getting out of the shower. He described his dick as "gargantuan." I mean really -- how often do you get to use the word gargantuan. Not often at all.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 11:27am.
joe shmoe -- LOL! One of my bizarre talents is remembering which male stars have large penises...

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((Twatty)), it's like falling in love again to hear you say that! There's a talent worth having! How you can pick out the endowed from the wanting, I'll never know but your x-ray vision and taste are impeccable (I am choosing to forget about the Penn incident though) ;p

OnT: so many hot bday ho's today! Willem... sigh!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 11:27am.

joe shmoe -- LOL! One of my bizarre talents is remembering which male stars have large penises; if only I could make money off of that!

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Twatty, would you have any information on Fassbender penis? In as much detail as possible, please.

warmislandsun's picture

That photo is really gross.

Rockwell's picture

Not a bad list at all today. Particular well wishes to:

Irene Bedard is a Native American beauty.

John Leguizamo is a funny bastard. "The Pest" is stupid funny if you've never seen it. He also calls out Penelope Ann Miller as a bitch in his autobiography.

Joanna Going was on the soap "Another World" way back in the day. She's just as pretty now as ever.

Keith Sweat has some good songs to hump to if you're so inclined.

Don Henley has an uncanny resemblance to Larry Linville (Frank Burns of "M*A*S*H")!

Both Willem Dafoe and Terence Stamp have great face/voice combo for evil characters.

I guess the only crappy birthday I would wish to is Selena Gomez due to her association with that twatty douche boy Lesbeaver.

Do I get extra points for noticing that David Spade and George Clinton were in the classic movie "PCU" and also share a birthday?? Love the line, "Can you blow me where the Pampers is?" from that flick.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 11:27am.

joe shmoe -- LOL! One of my bizarre talents is remembering which male stars have large penises; if only I could make money off of that! I can't remember what I ate for dinner yesterday but I can tell you who has a large dick. I also remember bizarre gossip, weird things about people
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We must have been separated at birth, Twatty, because my brain is like an enormous vault for every irrelevant, trivial, stupid thing I've ever read or heard. Unfortunately though, the trivia vault does not remember PINs, passwords, or other important stuff :(

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Deb's picture

Happy Birthday to Willem DeFoe, great and most hot actor.
Happy Birthday to the Captain of the Mothership, the Most Funky, George Clinton!
Happy Birthday to "My name ain't Keith so don't Sweat me!"
Happy Birthday to Alex Trebek, very hot for a septugenarian. Hope he recovers from his heart attack quickly.
Happy Birthday, Albert Brooks, funny, brlliant man.
Happy Birthday, Danny Glover, talented actor.
Happy Birthday Don Henley, with the Eagles or solo, great music.
*stops to sip Gatorade*
Happy Birthday John Leguizamo, funny and a good actor.
HB to the rest....

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Twat Muffin's picture

joe shmoe -- LOL! One of my bizarre talents is remembering which male stars have large penises; if only I could make money off of that! I can't remember what I ate for dinner yesterday but I can tell you who has a large dick. I also remember bizarre gossip, weird things about people.

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 11:01am.

HB to most of the birthday sluts; there's a lot of talent born on this day!

joe shmoe -- I don't know if you're a dude or a chick, but I've heard that Mr. Dafoe has one of the largest members in Hollywood -- nice to know, huh? I love that picture of him as Bobby Peru in "Wild at Heart."
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Hi Twatty. I'm female & hetero so definitely interested in this kind of *news* ;D

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ScarfnBarf's picture

Bobby Peru turns 57!

Gardening Girl's picture

Happy Birthday Willem Dafoe and Rhys Ifans. And yes, yes I would!

Twat Muffin's picture

HB to most of the birthday sluts; there's a lot of talent born on this day!

joe shmoe -- I don't know if you're a dude or a chick, but I've heard that Mr. Dafoe has one of the largest members in Hollywood -- nice to know, huh? I love that picture of him as Bobby Peru in "Wild at Heart."

Within -- hey, baby!

gucci's picture

In come the Leo sluts.

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shade's picture

Oh wait. Except for Trebek. He seems to take great pleasure in humiliating people and always behaving as if he is the smartest- even though he knows the answers ahead of time.

soulks's picture

GMornin DListers & HB to everyone and to a great HBslutty list!
Terrence Stamp far from the crowd ;)
Willem Gill that voice!(you and Denis Leary :)
John Tybalt, Louise cuckoo ;)

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shade's picture

Lots o' talent born on 7/22!
Happy b-day all!

mike's picture

Lots of good sluts today. Happy birthday to most.

joe shmoe's picture

HB Willem Dafoe, I luurrve you. For other WD fans out there I just saw an excellent, 2011 movie that he starred in, called The Hunter. It's set in Australia and it's about evil biotech conglomerates & Tasmanian Devils - that's all I'll say, in case someone watches it.

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB to all these most excellent birthday sluts! ☺☺☺

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joanne's picture

Good day to be born. HB

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

wait a second... there's no way that i'm missing this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bBWBG9r2o

happy day to ya, Don Henley!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Hekki's picture

So many GOOD Birfday Sluts today, I wish ALL of them a magnificent day. It's a rare occurrence, but I think everyone here deserves it.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

happy b-day, Louise Fletcher!

oh, and a hearty "Buh-Bye" to David Spade... i love that bit!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."