Octomom Pole Danced Her Way Off The Dole
This is a story about overcoming adversity and triumphing in the face of indomitable odds. It should be told and re-told by every generation. Octomom says that she pole-danced her way off of welfare!
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Of course, you don't take so many fertility drugs that your vagine busts open and emits 8,000 people but what's done is done.
Octomom has been causing the patrons of skripper clubs and peeler bars across the country to shield their eyes and beg their waitress to "make it a double" by sliding that 14-passenger pussy up and down the vertical brass. And apparently it pays better than waitressing in a diner so intensely that you fall and Donna Summer squats down beside you to comfort you and you give her a "hands off, lady. I'm strictly dickly" side-eye. And she needed the scratch, cuz' she didn't plan ahead for what life would be like with a grip of children AND NO DISCERNIBLE PLAN TO RAISE THEM IN A FINANCIALLY STABLE HOUSEHOLD. This bitch.
Sources say that Octomom has not renewed her welfare cycle, and made SIX FIGURES (!!!) awkwardly slapping her buttcheeks for a terrified audience while tottering around in some truly wretched outfits. Vice squad arrestees from 1983 wouldn't be caught dead in that shit. It's like a "Over Her Head Mommy's First Prostitution Whore"outfit.
Octomom proved that her welfare adventure was just a temporary thing! She'll never have to go on the dole again. Six figures will last FOREVER when you have 14 children. Yep. By the way, I refuse to pay taxes anymore.
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She should just start selling herself on the internet already. It's inevitable.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Leave the woman alone, she's doing the best she can. Like you're all fucking Virgin Marys. Hey, let's all talk filth, it's so hilarious, ain't it MK? But if someone actually does something a bit grubby to feed her kids, let's crucify her. Okay, she was a stupid cow to have all those kids, but she did and they're here now. The venom that comes out of some of you against this woman makes me want to puke.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I really don't care what she does as long as the taxpayers don't have to pay for her existence.
Love the side eye in the background.
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It's PHELPS time!
That chick behind her has a look that says, "will it attack us if we move too close?????"
If she didn't put 14 kids, man think about that, 14 freegging kids!!!, in harm's way... And then steal all their millions in donation money to spend on being chopshopped into Jolie Camel and all about to be homeless and then spend 3.5 years making it all about her.... Seriously beyond stupid. Think how much long green she'd be rolling in if only she had been a caring mom of 14 people could get behind and want to help. Not some repulisve sociopathic grifter we get to watch ignoring all those kids trapped in afilthy kennel. Just who does she think wants to be sow-watching a mean mommie monster baring her ATM slot? She could wilt the Petrified Forest.
Yucky! Look at her blow up doll "O" face!
Here I am enjoying my Saturday, relaxed, with my boys perfectly happy and decided to come peek and see if there was any juicy gossip today. This made me fucking ATOMIC. I am going to watch the Giants game and try and pretend I didn't see this.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:41pm.
Where does she go from here? Bestiality porn?
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i would hope that horses, and dogs have higher standards than that.
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Horse: "Damn, this mare's loose..."
Ok, you win hor! Haahahaha! Fantastic.
We all know she's going to blow the money on blow outs and lip fillers. What she's doing is like putting a bandaid on a giant, bleeding gash. (Sorry for the imagery, I just realized...)
Didn't she get evicted? Where are she and the kids living now, with her ghey-face bf?
She really is the modern side show freak, and she likes it.
I'll bet she can pick up those dollar bills without using her hands.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:26pm.
i can't say for sure, but i could definitely show you my "eeewww" face right about now.
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Let me help you with that, ESE. *tickle fight*
I'm the Mary: Oooh that's good dirt. Didn't know that!
Basically she bought herself a little time. I don't see how she's going to stay off assistance. She has terrible money management skills.
Some people, you give them a thousand bucks, they turn it into a hundred thousand. This twat gets a thousand bucks and she turns it into a pile of Juicy Couture track suits, a Coach bag, a manicure and a bag of grapes for the kids to share. Organic grapes, because she really cares about what they eat.
The side-eye from the chick in the grey cardigan says it all.
Don't kill it for me CarrieOn! :D
OMG J.Harvey, a 14-passenger pussy! *dies*
Puts on "work into conversation" list.
Sorry to point out the obvious, but the octobabies did not come out of her vagine. Those spawn were yanked out of her womb in an OR somewhere.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:41pm.
Where does she go from here? Bestiality porn?
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i would hope that horses, and dogs have higher standards than that.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I love the woman and gay in the background giving the "umhum...." face. That's her manager Gina Rodriguez and her "handler/dresser" Adam Barta. This was a one time gig, it's not a job, plus a process server from the club she broke the contract with served her with papers between shows. Bwahaha. Poor deludinoid. Everybody knows she made 5k from that sorry gig, minus the cost of the tacky costumes & mananger's cut.
*pukes up oatmeal & wipes mouth on sleeve* Thanks a lot WR!
hahaha GG *imagines the giant "14-passenger" buUUUm buUUUUrp* ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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What Harvey said.
Should be copy for Planned Parenthood.
Good lecture Harvey. APPROVED!
SRLY I think Hell as actually arrived and we are in it.
Hey get back outside Thamar!
Don't forget to get off computer peeps. Ha
WR - YES! Let's do that!!!
GG, let's pretend she's making a doody fart bubble here, ok? lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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@ Deb - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where does she go from here? Bestiality porn?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The $$ won't last. She's incapable of living on a budget.
This is just temporary. She needs a better game plan.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:22pm.
Is THAT her "O" face???
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i can't say for sure, but i could definitely show you my "eeewww" face right about now.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
i guess she's taking the chance of making as much as she can while she can in this 'profession'. disgusting nevertheless!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
More like 'eewe' face! And are those candy wrappers in her hands what the...?
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I feel so sorry for all 14 of her children. They really are in for a rough time. This trick will never be stable enough to hold down a full time job and will never be able to earn enough money to support a family of that size.
Come at me bitch
Is THAT her "O" face??? *sreams*
I can believe she made enough to disqualify herself for welfare--even with 26 kids--but she didn't make six figures from stripping. Porn pays like shit, too. She might have made $30k or something from her vid, due solely to her infamy.
That dollar won't get her too far as it's 1/280th of what it costs to minimally feed that gaggle of children she birthed for just one day.
And forget what it costs to maintain just one of them a month. Stupid, stupid woman.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
I would love to take a peek inside that head of hers! Can you imagine! *shakes head*
LMFAO at the Snooki look-alike in the pink pants giving Nadia's ass THE *bitch, you bother me* classic side-eye as she clicks away with her iphone ahahaha hahahah
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I love the woman and gay in the background giving the "umhum...." face.
Is there a person on a Rascal scooter with a basket on the front on the right side of the picture?
Strangely it seems to be working out for her *double gasp* Maybe if she makes enough $$$, she'll retire and do something else!
"by sliding her 14-passenger pussy up and down the vertical brass" - omg J. Harvey bwahahahahah lmao
I don't know why, but I LOVE the words PROSTITUTION WHORE! lololol
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Oh thank you PSL. Im haning in there. Thank you for your thoughts. :D
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 11:57am.
who is paying to see this gross woman strip?
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good question!... i would figure that the blind wouldn't even want it described to them!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
GG, hope you are hanging in there....again, so sorry about your Daddy....xoxoxoxooxox
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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
But not in the same room, it's a pity
PSL, the deserate woman repelant trolls that inhabit strip clubs.
I hate how she is constantly rewarded for all her bad choices and crazy behavior!!!!!
OH MY EYES!!! *runs for bleach*
who is paying to see this gross woman strip?
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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
But not in the same room, it's a pity
The woman in the back wearing the 1993 Trailer Park Mom outfit's face says everything that needs to be said about this situation.
I guess her "boyfriend" the gay bodybuilder ("We met in church! We're on our way to church right now. Buy my porn tape everybody!") was a one time story. Damn.
She has to pay to keep her house, though. Please. This bitch will be broke again in 6 months or less.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac