Murderous Asshole Who Killed Those People Has Small Penis
Did anyone else have trouble sleeping last night? I did. Admittedly, being present when a cowardly motherfucker starts blowing heads off in an enclosed space was already one of my biggest fears. Then I read that one of the people he killed had recently avoided being murdered in ANOTHER shooting. Fuck all our lives. I just want to find the escape hatch from this fucked up planet. You know shit is serious when the thought of going to the movies gives you pause.
Hey, it's J. Harvey. I'm covering for Michael K. and I'll be insuring you want to blow out the pilot light on your stove and flick a Bic with this post.
Several news sources have revealed more information on James Holmes (and if I read anyone playing into his fantasy and referring to him as "The Joker", I will personally come to your house, knock over your Jenga tower, read your grandmother, and punch you in the hang-lows).
The picture above is allegedly one he posted along with his profile on Adult Friend Finder. TMZ sez:
"Holmes" created the profile on AdultFriendFinder.com July 5 -- and included a picture of himself with reddish, orange hair ... just as officials in Aurora, CO said he looked when he was apprehended Friday morning.
"Holmes" -- who used the screen name classicjimbo -- included a cryptic message on the top of the profile which reads, "Will you visit me in prison?"
In his profile, "Holmes" says he's 6'0" and single ... with an athletic body. Note -- the FBI says Holmes is 6'3".
His profile lists him as looking for group sex with couples. And confirming the general opinion that he's likely dickless, he lists his cocksize as "short/average." Uh huh.
Holmes graduated with high honors from the neuroscience program at the University of California in 2010, and recently dropped out of the P.H.D. program for neuroscience at the University of Colorado-Denver.
Listen, cunt, I'm not gifted downstairs either. But I would at least have the courtesy to shoot myself in the head first if I was feeling rage-y over it. Asshole.
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bug eyed freak has crazy eyes. DIAF
Submitted by Fucking Insane: "The news makes me want to puke. They almost act giddy that they have some horrible story to report on."
You nailed it with the word "giddy". I would also have accepted "glee" or "barely concealed delight".
OK THIS MIGHT BE A TINY SPOILER ALERT ABOUT BATMAN- although I don't really think it is -but there's not even a fucking Joker in the Batman movie so it doesn't make any sense that "he" was trying to be the joker. Also, I went and watched all of the raw footage videos on the Denver Post website and in those they interviewed witnesses who were in the theatre and asked them if the guy said anything and they ALL said - no, that he was perfectly quiet and calm about the whole thing so I honestly think that's something the media has made up like the old game of telephone, you know someone probably said, " Oh, maybe he thinks he's the joker and then someone else heard " he said he was the joker" before he shot etc etc.
Anyway I don't recommend going to see the movie for a few more weeks- I was scared shitless the whole movie, looking at everyone who moved.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Submitted by Lope on Sun, 07/22/2012 - 3:35am.
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 10:35pm.
No one could ever forsee that you'd go watch a movie at midnight and have a crazed gunman murder you.
However...do these people not even consider the general danger of being out past midnight? More drunks on the road. People tired driving. People get robbed. I mean, the old saying: Nothing good ever happens after midnight. When you have small kids, stay the fuck home or get a babysitter.
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That's exactly my thinking. Taking a baby that age to a movie, even a loud and annoying one, is fine. They sleep most of the time anyway, and they sleep hard- the noise isn't likely to wake them if you're holding them securely. But at midnight? That's just irresponsible. However, it's the 4-year-old that I was most concerned with. They dragged him along to a midnight showing. Just imagine how exhausted he was. There is absolutely zero excuse for dragging a 4-year-old around town at midnight. None.
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OMG. People will find any way possible to blame the victim of a crime. FFS, who gives a fuck why they are there. There is something wrong when you cannot expect your kid to be safe in a public movie theater.
I took my daughter to the premiere of the latest Harry Potter movie and it has the same rating as this film--We went to a two-day marathon and screened all 8 movies and it was great mother/daughter experience for us.--and any fucker who tries to say that I am not a good mother because I had my daughter out a midnight is an asshole. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
This guy doesnt even look like the same dude in his graduation photos! Something is off about who really did this!!! People,do you really believe he did this alone??I feel when i watch the docs talk about any other injuries by what guns or explosions they dont want to say. Either they are looking into who helped him carry this out.how the fuck did he learn how to load and shoot those guns?? You have to know what you are doing in an attack like that and at the very least done something like this before either in the military or some crazy shit like that? Why the fuck we are selling automatic machine guns to people is beyond me?Who the fuck shoots game with autmatic weapons? Dude,this is so about obama winning the next election. No doubt where is the escape hatch!?
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 10:35pm.
No one could ever forsee that you'd go watch a movie at midnight and have a crazed gunman murder you.
However...do these people not even consider the general danger of being out past midnight? More drunks on the road. People tired driving. People get robbed. I mean, the old saying: Nothing good ever happens after midnight. When you have small kids, stay the fuck home or get a babysitter.
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That's exactly my thinking. Taking a baby that age to a movie, even a loud and annoying one, is fine. They sleep most of the time anyway, and they sleep hard- the noise isn't likely to wake them if you're holding them securely. But at midnight? That's just irresponsible. However, it's the 4-year-old that I was most concerned with. They dragged him along to a midnight showing. Just imagine how exhausted he was. There is absolutely zero excuse for dragging a 4-year-old around town at midnight. None.
Well said J. Harvey, but I still don't buy the whole thing about him wanting to be / emulate the Joker. Somebody tell me that's something the tabloids came up with.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
sans fards a lot of what goes on in mental health is about what the insurance industry will pay us. for example. say we have a full on batshit crazy client. the managed care system will pay us if we can treat them with meds and cbt. but if we need to treat them with another modality.. the system says we aint paying for that shit.. so that is the reality of it. best to you sans fards.. love your posts+
sans fards a lot of what goes on in mental health is about what the insurance industry will pay us. for example. say we have a full on batshit crazy client. the managed care system will pay us if we can treat them with meds and cbt. but if we need to treat them with another modality.. the system says we aint paying for that shit.. so that is the reality of it. best to you sans fards.. love your posts+
somebody broke dlisted cuz i could not get into it for like 4 fucking hours?
Hahaha meee tooo! Thought i got banned for my conspiracy theory yesterday?Lol whose j.harvey?
so did you break dlisted or not j-harvey?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 10:25pm.
I think a LOT of what goes on in psychiatry is based upon money and what potential patients can and cannot afford, and what insurance will cover or not cover. I also think medications help, but many people are put on them and not monitored. It's basically in and out, here's your medication, have a good life. :( The days of actually spending time and caring about a patients welfare really need to be brought back.
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For me, finding a competent therapist worth his salt that took my insurance was a nightmare. When I got to college it was even worse, because the student health insurance was god awful and you had the option of going to see like three different counselors who were booked solid for four months straight. I can't imagine how much worse it is for someone who is uninsured.
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It's PHELPS time!
Hmmm feeling weird that you mention Tim McVeigh, I grew up in the next town over to him and we all felt the shame of his crimes, and now I reside in a town not far from where James Holmes grew up.
I agree with Sans Fards that we need a law that deals with mentally ill adults. It is so sad the difference for these people when they are really helped with good psychiatric treatment and when they are on their own.
I'm seriously starting to doubt my talent for reading people, because I would never have guessed that this is the face of evil. He looks a bit cuckoo at most.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I haven't read all the comments so I don't know if someone else has mentioned this, but I go nuts every time some idiot on TV says he dyed his hair red like The Joker. I'm not a Batman fan, but even I know The Joker's hair was green!
The most dangerous combination--high IQ and psychosis. The two, many times, go hand and hand. Not making excuses but this behavior is random, without motive and just plain fucked up. Compare this to, for example, Tim McVeigh. He was not too particularly bright, had a motive (anti-government) and knew exactly the effect of what he was doing. NOT mentally ill, just fucking evil. This guy--calls himself the "Joker", randomly opens fire in a movie premiere and bizarrely rigs his apartment for whoever. The response from his mom tells all--"you have the right man". She has endured his entire lifetime of psychotic fuckery. Finally, to all of the press--STFU and stop giving this pathetic, pyscho mess press. It just encourages attention-seeking little assholes. The end.
Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:39pm.
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So Fuck off to you ignorant halwit.
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Poopele needs to smoke a doobie and just shut the fuck up.
Ha ha most guys with small dicks are insane killers, so why is everyone so surprised?
That's it, I just can't anymore. No tv until this is over, no going online, no dlisted even.
Nothing against y'all, it's just media overkill. Seems like everybody's trying to add a new spin on this. It's ridiculous.
Laters.
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
Omg mel you are absolutely 100% correct about the miney and insurance .. Where I work the "consumers" are all on ssi/medicaid and are literally constantly getting services like doctors appts several times per week, day programs, up to twenty medications per day.... My whole job revolves around just managing those services......Cuz the MONEY is FLOWING .... Try to get that kind of care for someone who is employed but is un/underinsured (me) or unemployed/no insurance all likely to be depressed....
Dear next asshole planning a mass murder:
Don't.
Go eat ice cream and watch shitty movies like the rest of us.
Submitted by AtomicCity on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:00pm.
I completely understand being angry at the parents who brought young children and babies to the midnight screenings, I would imagine that the parents will have to live with that decision for the rest of their lives. Yes it was beyond stupid and irresponsible, but I cannot fathom the amount of emotional pain that they will have to endure everyday for the rest of their lives.
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No one could ever forsee that you'd go watch a movie at midnight and have a crazed gunman murder you.
However...do these people not even consider the general danger of being out past midnight? More drunks on the road. People tired driving. People get robbed. I mean, the old saying: Nothing good ever happens after midnight. When you have small kids, stay the fuck home or get a babysitter.
Miss DLC...completely agree!
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Submitted by xtinawasmynamefirst on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 10:24pm.
stranger eyes, Im inclined to believe that You have a support system in dlisters who would whoop that ass before it ever got to any kind of level...
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oh, yeah!... i'm just all kinds of fuckin' around to make it a 'lil lighter... if i actually went over the brink... yeah, these people would kick the shit out of me!... don't tell them that i know that, though!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
:) lol
The days of actually spending time and caring about a patients welfare really need to be brought back.
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Mel, it's hard to get a Merc and beach house with that kind of thinking.
Where it bleeds it leads.
The news makes me want to puke. They almost act giddy that they have some horrible story to report on.
I agree xtina....
Your comment made me remember that this last time my Aunt was in the hospital for trying to off herself, they wanted to release her before giving her any kind of psych evaluation because her insurance ran out.
They tried to get my parents to literally sign off and take responsibility for her in the event she harmed herself or anyone else, because she was temporarily homeless (her house was damaged in a flood), and she was staying with them when she attempted suicide.
My Dad was like 'no freaking way' because he knows what she is capable of, and doesn't want to lose his life and everything he's worked for because she decides to go nuts. He kept insisting that she needed to be put into therapy and under psychiatric supervision, but they all keep saying she is ok and doesn't need it.
I think a LOT of what goes on in psychiatry is based upon money and what potential patients can and cannot afford, and what insurance will cover or not cover. I also think medications help, but many people are put on them and not monitored. It's basically in and out, here's your medication, have a good life. :( The days of actually spending time and caring about a patients welfare really need to be brought back.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by MissDLC on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 10:08pm.
Enough press for this fucking asshole!
So agree.
Yes miss dlc, I resent having to relive this over and over...and wtf the joker had green hair.....uncle bf....that demonstrates my point..clearly the doctor felt awkward but they could have said SOMETHING further..jeez.....meltang.....sorry about your aunt, so frustrating. The system is redick! ......stranger eyes, Im inclined to believe that You have a support system in dlisters who would whoop that ass before it ever got to any kind of level...
Submitted by MissDLC on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 10:08pm.
Enough press for this fucking asshole!
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I totally agree.
I don't know if it's the same at all military hospitals, but here, if you see the doctor for something as trivial as a cold, you have to fill out a questionnaire about your mental health. It used to piss me off, back before I was ready to admit to having a serious problem. I imagine that many people who are not ready to face things probably lie when they fill it out.
And, for all intents and purposed, this douchenozzle DID appear to have his shit together. Like the previous poster said, if you APPEAR to be a functioning member of society, people don't always take you seriously if you try to get help.
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Enough press for this fucking asshole! All mass murderers want is to be famous to vindicate their feeling of failure in their own lives. And they want to hurt innocent people to give them as much pain as they're feeling.
There should be a law against publishing the photos of mass murderers because that is exactly what they want. The same with that Canadian psycho cannibal killer. They all want to be famous so badly they want to do anything to get it. I'm so sick of looking at these fucking ugly pathetic narcissist murderers in the news.
Submitted by xtinawasmynamefirst on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:53pm.
hhhmmm... *starts checklist*...
white... yep... pale, actually!
housing... 'eh, i pay the rent.
discusses problems with a doctor... o.k., that one was a giver!
taken seriously... HA!
has it together enough to get through school... see? that's where it all falls apart!
o.k., i'm glad to know that i'm not in any shape to dye my hair, go on a rampage, and kill random people... comforting.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ok, just to share a bit of info. At our doctors office one of the routine questions at EVERY appointment is : have you had any suicidal or homicidal thoughts within the last few weeks? Now for shits and giggles my husband replied : not suicidal, but homicidal? All the time. Now mind, that my husband has a dx of PTSD and operates WEAPONS on a daily basis. The doctor laughed and said : dont we all..and that was the end of it.. Just throwing that out there...
In my experience, if one is white, has housing, especially has it "together" enough to be in school esp grad school, no matter what one tells doctors how bad one is feeling or how bad of shape one is in they will not be taken seriously. No idea what these doctors, therapists and nps are thinking when someone tells them how bad they feel and they just blow it off. We have no way of knowing if this douche actually tried to get help and got blown off cuz he was a nice white boy phd student with some "trivial" problem.
" yes doctor at times I have homicidal thoughts. "
"Ok, is your student insurance going to pay for this appointment since you are withdrawing?"
The really freaky part of dealing with mental patients is that a lot of times, they won't admit that they are sick and can act like "normal people" as it suits their needs. And they roam free until it's too late.
My Aunt is extremely schizo; she's attempted suicide three times in her life by od'ing on pills, and one of those times was when she was pursuing her Master's degree. All three times she's been saved; the most recent episode was the worst, and she was extremely close to death. She lies and does nutty things to herself and others, and has been evaluated by four different psychiatrists who all insist she's fine. Her sister (my Mom) swears that she's just an attention seeker and narcissist, and that she's been this way her entire life. The rest of the family thinks she belongs in a psych ward. I can completely see her going nuts like this, but the 'professionals' say there is nothing they can do until she basically kills herself or someone else. :(
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 9:05pm.
This country's shittiest tabloid is now calling him "The Joker" and drawing parallels with Heath Ledger. Seriously? Why not just put a sapphire-encrusted crown on his fucking head and be done with it, asswipes.
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WTF.....why drag Ledger's memory into it? I hope his family sues. Not that that will stop people from readng it, I know.
Some things just shouldn't be allowed to pollute the gene pool any longer.
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This country's shittiest tabloid is now calling him "The Joker" and drawing parallels with Heath Ledger. Seriously? Why not just put a sapphire-encrusted crown on his fucking head and be done with it, asswipes.
A few 2 cents:
I think it is better that he didn't kill himself or does not get the death penalty. The point is that he gets punished and deals with the PAIN of LIVING thru a proper punishment. There are arguments that violence (the violence of taking his life) begets violence, the cycle, and so on..plus giving him the sweet sleep of death while the rest of us get to live with what HE did... I just don't see the sense.....hopefully he will get his just desserts from guards, others prisoners, the system...a crack pipe dream, I know. Just my opnion plz don't yell at me
But speaking to his mental health issues.. Who knows wtf was going on. I too have cracked under the pressure of grad school, but am in no way sympathyzing...I now work in the MH field, and can second that most ppl struggling with issues are a danger to themselves first. This guy probly had a deep hatred for humanity from the get go, trouble with girls, or boys, all that stuff we can already theorize. Maybe grad school, the work and rejections that come with it did him in? Again, not excusing him AT ALL just a discussion...
Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:58pm.
This just gives me the chills.
I have some knowledge of schizophrenia (working in mental health) and what I keep asking is that if he was an expert on neuroscience, why didn't he recognize his pychosis and go to the hospital? Why didn't people who know him?
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Because this fool ain't crazy. He's just trying to get famous and not get the Death Penalty. He's just an evil shit.
You see, there is a correlation here: This fool has satanic half brows. Half brows=the devil. It doesn't help that his porn-stache is a fail too. This picture reads LADIES, STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
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May the victims and their families find comfort and healing. (now more shallow comments)
Hahaha, Mani6, that is dlisted thinking, I wondered that too. Also who doesn't know how tall they are? And who chooses that hair color for a sex website? Possible names of this shade: trolldoll orange, seventies sunset, burning man, oopsmyhairsonifire? The shallow musings of a dlister.
Welcome back J Harvey, I knew it was you from the great writing. *contemplates the size of J Harvey's J.
On the day of the shooting, a car in his parents' driveway had a sticker reading "To Write Love on Her Arms." It's a nonprofit that addresses suicide, addiction, and depression.
http://www.twloha.com/blog/what-that-sticker-means
Amazing little organization. Heard of them several yrs ago when my teenage daughter came home with a t-shirt she'd bought at Hot Topic. Kinda cool how it started, and the story is actually printed on each t-shirt some inside the shirt, and others on the outside.
They've really gained a lot more recognition over the yrs
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My only hope for this waste is to be put in the general population in prison, and be torn to shreds! It will all be sorted out later as to his mental state!
Submitted by dlaugher on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by Fucking Insane on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:23pm.
I broke through the madness and got better but it was a tough rode.
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That is one of the best typos ever!
Are you sure you are ok enough to be reading this site? it's enough to push anyone over the edge...
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Holey sheet. Rode/road.
Damn. Yeah. I'm okay. haha
This place did send me over the edge a few times before.
Now I just laugh most things off and try not to come here too often. I guess I am not as thick skinned as I thought but nobody here could harm me like I've been hurt so it's all good.
I just hope, when someone goes crazy...they can realize they need help before it gets to the point where they can't recognize it any longer. That's when it gets scary.
He needed more than just marijuana, he needed sexual relief, some anti-psychotics or maybe some skitzo meds, who knows. Maybe nothing would have worked, he could have been at the point of no return for a long, long time.
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