Justin Bieber Gets Free Gas Because He's Allegedly An Eskimo?!?
Canadian DListed readers, we're going to need you bitches to pipe in. Is this true? If you're a certain ethnicity, you don't have to pay at the pumps? Or am I even more challenged than I thought I was for wondering if this is accurate.
In his recent Rolling Stone interview (the one with the recycled Lohan header), the Little Lesbian That Could (Justin Bieber) told the reporter that he was an Eskimo (is that word allowed? I stopped using "tranny" so I get credit for that, right?) and that being a...native Canadian(? I'm lost when it comes to politically correct terms for Canada) entitled him to free Hess. Huh?
"I'm actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I'm enough per cent that in Canada I can get free gas, " Bieber said. Probably while texting. This sounds like something a dumb person would say while not paying attention because he's busy trying to find an emoticon that sums up "so jelly of those sneaks, girl".
A disgruntled roadie obviously told him this in jest because fucking with the star is funny and that leg of the tour was almost over. He also probably thinks he doesn't have to open his own mail because he's a Pieces.
If this IS true, we should implement this program in other places. Howabout letting us fag-o-trons skip paying for Astroglide? Adds up.
Check out pics of Justin and the pedophile Selena Gomez (are these two aging backwards?) visiting the Starship Childrens Hospital in Auckland, New Zealand. Shit, he was visiting sick kids. I'm officially a petty dickhead.
Note - remember when J. Harvey was a dumb motherfucker and forgot to re-size pics and shut down DListed? Good times. It was nice posting for you lovely people while it lasted. *sad face*
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:15pm.
I think Bieber is the male Britney. His handlers are terrified every time he opens his mouth.
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Oh, God, if Biebs goes Britney '07 I'll be a fan for life.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
ba-buttons story cant be true. first of all, old military men dont generally go into PR for canadien sports teams when they get out.
second, ba-buttons wouldnt get to just hang out in their box the whole time.
third, its just too ridiculous.
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I think Bieber is the male Britney. His handlers are terrified every time he opens his mouth.
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Hekki- I tried to post this before Dlisted got broken, but let me try again.
I think the Bieber at the Jets game story is slightly exaggerated, but pretty spot on. There was an article on GQ about him (it was linked in one of the Afternoon Crumbs stories, I generally don't read GQ or stories about Lezbeaver) and the author said the kid was no more then 5'4" and he estimated him around 100 pounds and runs around like a terrier with ADHD. His environment and interactions seem extremely controlled by his "people".
The article was actually surprisingly interesting.
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201206/justin-bieber-gq-june...
Would somebody please give him clothes that fit? Who dresses him?
omfg the title of this thread juxtaposed with the cover pic just totally cracked me the fuck up.
i was miserable rotten shitty until i saw that.
gold.
thank you.
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Gobbler on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:05pm.
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So do I, but Shawn Atleo prob has more important stuff to do. How about Buffy Saint Marie? ;)
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:06pm.
i feel the same way about dlisted :)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
In a way this makes me pretty excited because I just realized that this makes Selena Gomez bi-sexual.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:37pm.
you couldn't access either, huh?
At first those "is this website down?" websites all claimed it was a problem on my end and that the site was up working fine. But the past hour or so they said it was in fact offline.
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I'm so glad it wasn't just me. I was freaking out because I couldn't access dlisted. I have this rootkit issue with my computer and I thought it was blocking the site. I don't know what I would do if I had to go without this place.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:01pm.
I hope that someone speaks up and gives him a verbal slap for saying this.
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So do I, but Shawn Atleo prob has more important stuff to do. How about Buffy Saint Marie? ;)
OK so I am Canadian and we dont give our natives free gas, they just dont pay taxes on gas so when we pay $1.25 a litre, our natives pay $0.89 cents or something like that. Nothing is free
I hope that someone speaks up and gives him a verbal slap for saying this.
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This is how I feel about Beiber's claims:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSzX6E-lFJA
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Submitted by cmc311 on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:43pm
Let's hypothesize:
1. He's really a chick or intersex and the secret is driving him crazy (no joke)
2. His mom has him totally in her power (incest?) and is stealing his money
3. He's taking some sort of hormone to delay puberty and retain his voice
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
In order to qualify for Native Status, you must be atleast 1/16 native indian. Your parent(s) must be registered native (with their tribe), for you to be applicable. Once you have your status, you don't have to pay taxes in Canada. The majority of the regulated gas price, here, is tax. Thus tax-free gas for natives, not free though.
He's a dick worm.
My guess is he meant heating fuel, like natural gas, not gas for your car.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:49pm.
same here ;/ i was so pissed but at least i managed to go and shop for groceries in the meantime :)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:43pm
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As a Canadian, I second what Daniee said.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:34pm.
LezBeaver, please shut your face! I'm pretty sure this does not apply to your rich as f*ck ass!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aboriginal_peoples_in_Canada
*Read it (especially section 3) and stfd kid!*
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He really needs an education. I usually forgive youngins for being ignorant but how can you say something like that and not know really??
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:42pm.
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Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:37pm.
you couldn't access either, huh?
At first those "is this website down?" websites all claimed it was a problem on my end and that the site was up working fine. But the past hour or so they said it was in fact offline.
im from canda and i dont think you get free gas but all i know is you can hunt when you want you dont have to waite fro the season and you dont pay tax but you still pay for your gas
He's full of it. He has to apply for status, and prove his bloodline before he can get any benefits. If he had done that, he would have to know exactly what type of native blood he has. He wouldn't pay TAX on the fuel he purchases in Canada ON A FEDERAL NATIVE RESERVE (of which I'm sure Justin wouldn't frequent anyway) if he had a status card, but he wouldn't get free fuel. In order for him to receive these benefits, there are extensive procedures to follow. He would definitely need to know what band he originated from. "Inuit...or something" wouldn't hold up.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:46pm.
I'll never forget the story that ba-buttons told us about Bieber. I'mm'a look it up for you guys.
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I totally see him as Buster from Arrested Development...something is just not right with this kid.
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Oh my....I just caught myself staring at his right earlobe for a good thirty seconds thinking that green button thing behind him was some flashy, tacky earring.
Lesbeaver always wears the loveliest of pink lip colors.
Firstly, 'Eskimo" has not been used really since the late 60's.....around the same time we stopped hitting seals over the head despite what PETAfullofshit publishes.
Eskimo refers to Inuit specifically and I doubt that Justin is Inuit. First Nations or Aboriginal is the term used inclusive of all tribal ancenstry. There are literally hundreds, maybe even thousands (ever travelled around Vancouver island??) of different Nations/Aboriginal groups up here.
In British Columbia, some folks refer to themselves still as "Indian". I always use Aboriginal unless I KNOW the person to be say, Metis, and then I will use Metis.
And, yeah, First Nations folk do have some "privileges". If you do not have a full history of their life in Canada, I would refrain from forming an opinion. Not to sound like a cunt, but it is a VERY complex issue (and differs in each region of the country) and if you actually saw how some folks have to live on the reservations (not all of course), you would hopefully empathize. Some of the history is also pretty haunting. Much of the soil where we now get oil from in Canada is Aboriginal land.
(Using Wikipedia would have helped you to decide to perhaps not use the term 'Eskimo' I think)
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:32pm.
Man, did J.Harvey break Dlisted? What happened?
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you couldn't access either, huh?
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Submitted by svp on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:32pm.
well now we know he is into anal fisting! he sure wears that red handkerchief on his back pocket proudly...
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Aw, shit! Someone alert Towleroad "Bieber proud fisting top!"
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I call BS on the Biebs. I have an Inuit friend, she gets 30k annually from Big Oil for wells and pipeline that are on her tribal lands in Alaska. She was actually born and raised on that land, is a member of that tribe and still has family that resides there. She pays income tax on the payment.
well now we know he is into anal fisting! he sure wears that red handkerchief on his back pocket proudly...
Man, did J.Harvey break Dlisted? What happened?
Someone needs to tell this little girl that you only roll your sleeves up like that if you have muscles.
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ugh, the older I get, the more cynical I get about people getting free shit because of race or ethnicity..... or rich parents.
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AT LAST !!!!!! i couldn't access dlisted for hours.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Nanners on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 4:20pm.
Are we back in business? I've been refreshing nonstop!
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Sure, if you like the pictures looking like they belong on a movie screen!
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It's this hugeass picture of the Beaver - the internets don't recognize the compression "PJ" tried to use!
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Are we back in business? I've been refreshing nonstop!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I know that certain communities provide a heating oil/fuel allowance in AK and Canada, so maybe he meant that? Otherwise, I don't know. (And how offensive! With all that money, you can't pay someone to look it up or go to Ancestry.com for you? IDIOT.)
He is a ridiculously stunted, conceited-as-all-hell little boy who is really REALLY trying to front.
Okay, ba-buttons' story about the Jets appearance is now the most interesting part of the story! Thanks to Hekki for genuine archival skills.
I am 1/4 Cherokee and can receive totally free healthcare, vision care, and dental care. Also, I am eligible for tribal cheap cheap apartments. And scholarships.
Thank goodness for those casinos and smoke shops! It used to be that if you were Indian, you were probably poor. My first home was a single wide trailer in Tahlequah, OK, but my parents worked their asses off to get educations and get out of that situation, way before the casinos came.
I don't doubt his story.
This reminds me of Shania Twain. I used to like her until I saw an interview where she claimed to be half Native Canadian (like J. Harvey, I don't know if this is the political correct term). The interviewer told her he knows for a fact that she is NOT a Native and she said her stepfather is full Native Canadian and since he raised her, that makes her half Native. I remember being stunned at her gall and stupidity.
Sorry, honey, only blood can do that.
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I'm getting the impression that dude is stereotypically-blonde-dumb.
I've still never heard a Bieber song.
See ya nuts later...going to moms.
The only free gas he gets is what happens after he eats a damn taco.
When I think of all of the gorgeous men who the gorgeous Selena could get and know that she chose this little girl, it really makes me scratch my head. My son will be 18 in two years and he already looks like a grown man. *sobs* I asked him what his friends think of Bieber and he just shrugged and said they feel sorry for him because if he wasn't famous, people would think he was a girl.
*stands proud of my boy*
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He must be paying Selena a lot of $$$. Cos if I were her, I'd be rubbing up against some UCLA football player! :P
Thanks for asking J. Harvey and I wish I had an answer but the Little Beaver doesn't give us much to go on. He's "Indian"? I suppose he means Amerindian - those who have lived south of the arctic circle for thousands of years. As for "Eskimo" that is non-acceptable slang from the bad old days and Inuit is the preferred word in the Canadian arctic where the culture is a fairly recent arrival (1000 BC).
Maybe he meant he could apply to have tax-free snow-mobile gas allowance but I doubt he has time for all the paper-work what with dating older girls and speeding from paps and stuff.
I have no real authority except for my 12x great grandmother who was full-blood Algonquin but which isn't close enough so no free gas for me!