Justin Bieber Gets Free Gas Because He's Allegedly An Eskimo?!?
Canadian DListed readers, we're going to need you bitches to pipe in. Is this true? If you're a certain ethnicity, you don't have to pay at the pumps? Or am I even more challenged than I thought I was for wondering if this is accurate.
In his recent Rolling Stone interview (the one with the recycled Lohan header), the Little Lesbian That Could (Justin Bieber) told the reporter that he was an Eskimo (is that word allowed? I stopped using "tranny" so I get credit for that, right?) and that being a...native Canadian(? I'm lost when it comes to politically correct terms for Canada) entitled him to free Hess. Huh?
"I'm actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I'm enough per cent that in Canada I can get free gas, " Bieber said. Probably while texting. This sounds like something a dumb person would say while not paying attention because he's busy trying to find an emoticon that sums up "so jelly of those sneaks, girl".
A disgruntled roadie obviously told him this in jest because fucking with the star is funny and that leg of the tour was almost over. He also probably thinks he doesn't have to open his own mail because he's a Pieces.
If this IS true, we should implement this program in other places. Howabout letting us fag-o-trons skip paying for Astroglide? Adds up.
Check out pics of Justin and the pedophile Selena Gomez (are these two aging backwards?) visiting the Starship Childrens Hospital in Auckland, New Zealand. Shit, he was visiting sick kids. I'm officially a petty dickhead.
Note - remember when J. Harvey was a dumb motherfucker and forgot to re-size pics and shut down DListed? Good times. It was nice posting for you lovely people while it lasted. *sad face*
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Hmm, how come Shania never said anything about it? Was she being discriminated?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Aboriginals (NOT INDIANS) do not get free gas in Canada, but you don't pay taxes if you're native and buying gas on a reservation. If you're off reserve you have to pay the taxes, but I think there is a way you can get reimbursed for it. Anyway, you have to have a card in order to qualify for the tax exemption though, which I doubt the Biebs actually possesses.
Stupid Bieber.
Interesting 666 smily on her shirt.
Isn't Selena's bearding contract up yet? Seems an awfully long time for her to be fakin' it for the cameras.
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:40pm.
This asshole...I blame Beakers and Angel Eye for this mess.
LOL! On behalf of all Canadians, I would like to point out that this little puke was home schooled.
"Note - remember when J. Harvey was a dumb motherfucker and forgot to re-size pics and shut down DListed? Good times. It was nice posting for you lovely people while it lasted. *sad face*"
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh my goodness J Harvey! You make an impact REGARDLESS! Sorry for laughing but I hadn't noticed this little note you snuck in! Good times indeed... glad to have you back so MK can get his jacuzzi action on, lol ;p
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There's a commercial here in England for the Daily Show that says we gave them Piers Morgan, they gave us Justin Bieber. Being a Canadian, I would like to thank the US for officially claiming him as their own. You can have him.
(Now let the flood of 'we don't want him' chants proceed!)
My hanky code is a little rusty - red handkerchief, left pocket: does this mean Bieber is a top who is into fisting?
Anyone?
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I am eagerly awaiting the day when this vapid, narcissistic little tool goes full-on Britney. With his resources and total lack of education or empathy, it should be truly epic.
This asshole...I blame Beakers and Angel Eye for this mess.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Why do professional entertainers educate reporter's on history in rolling stone all the time? Who wants to be a history teacher?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:19pm.
Oh like Bieber even knows what a pussy is. He'd be all like "Ewwwwwww! It's slimy!"
LOL! I see him going, "Why is it not meowing? Is it dead?"
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Worse. If said pussy isn't clean, he'll whine about how he doesn't like claim chowdah!
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...and Miley Cyrus gets free food 'cos she's an self-entitled hick....is this politcally correct???
anywhoooo, I digress....If LesBieber were an 'Eskimo" he would know the correct name is "Inuit"...and neither Inuit or Canadian Indigenous people get "free gas".....he's just an idiot...maybe that is why he gets free gas...he doesn't know how to count!!.....
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:19pm.
Oh like Bieber even knows what a pussy is. He'd be all like "Ewwwwwww! It's slimy!"
LOL! I see him going, "Why is it not meowing? Is it dead?"
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:18pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:15pm.
What does she get out of dating a lesbian?
They eat a mean pussy. Or so I've heard.
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Oh like Bieber even knows what a pussy is. He'd be all like "Ewwwwwww! It's slimy!"
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:15pm.
What does she get out of dating a lesbian?
They eat a mean pussy. Or so I've heard.
I too was an idiot when I was 18, so I can't hate on stupid teenagers (as long as they don't break any laws).
What's in this for Selena? What does she get out of dating a lesbian?
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Wow, Ba-buttons' story is awesome. I can't wait for this little bitch's downfall. Then he can go crying back to his precious mommy's arms. I don't buy this couple crap for a second. He seems asexual, like Tommy Girl and Jacko.
Re: the whole Canadian gas thing-- I've never heard of it, but I would guess that the Inuits and Nunavuts don't have to pay taxes. They already paid the ultimate price. I know a couple --he's part native American-- and he had the chance to invest in a casino in So Cal. They get a huge fucking check every month and don't have to work. Nice work if you can get it.
As a Canadian I thought I'd throw my 2 cents in.... when little 'Bieber Spears' first gained fame he was all over the news. He's from Stratford, Ontario, his mother was an unwed teen mom, and unless they chose from the start to completely obscure his ancestry (which they wouldn't do, as they often bank on the appeal of any 'exotic' heritage), he is only :
French Canadian ... mother Patricia Mallette
German ... father Jeremy Bieber
There is no native blood in this boy, and I'm starting to believe there's no brain either. Never paid much attention to him, I'm just waiting for his slow decline into oblivion.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:54pm.
i had no idea either that's why i googled :) i would've never guessed that the term eskimo was considered pejorative. maybe because in europe it is not.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:46pm.
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I suppose it doesn't really matter how rich a person is, if they have their status established, they have a right to use it but I'd like to think that someone as filthy rich as LezBeaver wouldn't really need it.
Btw, I agree with you and others in earlier posts the Beaver is a bit dim. Very informative posts from those in the know though!
*Waits for NDNChief to weigh in too!* ;)
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J Harvey,
I lovelovelove your writing, thanks for manning the dick while MK is away. But this needs tags like DUMBASSES and SHUT YOUR HOLE.
Love, DD
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This little puke is full of crap. You don't get free gas. If they did...the eskimos wouldn't keep huffin' the same bag for 10 days...they'd just stop in and get a top up. Bieber is an idiot. (ps. send your pedo-gf this way...I am of age and enjoy a freckle on the tits)
silly_kitty - I feel ya. I really want to choke the bitch.
beakers bitch - BAHAHAHA me toooooooo!!!!
Daniee - hmmmm, that's a tough one. I don't want to be someone that dictates if I think someone should or should not use their rights and these rights are available to all first nations people. If it was me and I had enough money not to care, I probably wouldn't really think of it. But since I'm a working stiff like the rest of you, I'm going to save as much money as I can where I can.
Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:47pm.
i see where some of you are coming from.
from wiki: In Canada and Greenland, the term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is sometimes considered pejorative and has been replaced by the term Inuit.
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Yeah I honestly had no idea. I've heard Canadians refer to Inuit or First Nation peoples but I thought that was just a difference b/w Canada and the U.S.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:43pm.
Wait....Eskimo is considered not OK? There's that Damian Rice song "I look to my Eskimo friend..."
I know! I had no idea it was considered not PC.
Geez, I'm glad I don' know any Inuits and accidently said Eskimo. I learn shit on DList.
Really, I do!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:44pm.
First of all, what is "enough percent"??? Ugh, what a dumbass. I'm a treaty status Cree and at gas stations on reserve with my treaty card, on a full tank of gas, in my car, like 50 bucks, I save about three bucks. It's tax free, not free free. Next time I'm at Shell when I fill up, I'm gonna drive off and tell 'em Bieber said it was okay.
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And tell them Bieber proclaimed it from the "Sixteenth" Chapel. And don't forget to run straight into the glass doors on your way out.
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What a fucking douche!!! In order to get TAX FREE gas from a station ON A RESERVE, he would need a STATUS CARD and to get that status card HE WOULD NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE IS!!!!!
Not part "Indian". That lying, ignorant asshole!!!!
I don't even have my Metis status but I sure as fuck know I'm Cree/Scottish and Saulteau.
Fuck you Justin Assface Bieber. Ya douche!!!!
Oh and it's First Nation (if you have status), Non-status Indian (if you don't), Metis and Inuit. Aboriginal covers them all. (That's not agreed to by everyone though)
Fuck you Bieber!!!! (sorry, I just really have a hate on for him)
What a loathsome creature he is.
i see where some of you are coming from.
from wiki: In Canada and Greenland, the term Eskimo has fallen out of favour, as it is sometimes considered pejorative and has been replaced by the term Inuit.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by blah - Thanks for clearing all of that up on here.
As a member of First Nations, how would you feel if stinking rich people like this WERE actually using their card, if they indeed, do have it? Would this be okay?
PS. First Nation is a funny term to me bc while I understand it, it totally sounds like a racist Aryan group to me!
First of all, what is "enough percent"??? Ugh, what a dumbass. I'm a treaty status Cree and at gas stations on reserve with my treaty card, on a full tank of gas, in my car, like 50 bucks, I save about three bucks. It's tax free, not free free. Next time I'm at Shell when I fill up, I'm gonna drive off and tell 'em Bieber said it was okay.
Wait....Eskimo is considered not OK? There's that Damian Rice song "I look to my Eskimo friend..."
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Submitted by HockeyMom on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:31pm.
First Nation, yeah. I have a cousin in Canada who was married to a card-carrying Native Canadian (don't you have to be legally registered as one - and this depends on how much native heritage you have?) and he used to get stuff for it. I'd never heard of First Nation bc I'm like you -- my old lingo isn't PC anymore -- but yeah, my former cousin by marriage had more Scottish heritage than Inuit so who knows. I didn't even realize this kid was Canadian, much less Inuit, and now I feel like I know too much about him.
Yeah the fact that he used the word "eskimo" just proves he is not. I hope he gets a lot of backlash for using it. He's so stupid it's deadly.
Did you chose the main pic because it looks like he's wearing a diamond earring with an emerald drop? I thought he had borrowed one of Angelina's.
bellebelle... you don't have to live on the reserve, you just have to buy your gas on the reserve and even then you need the white card to get the tax free gas. If I got my gas and forgot my white card, I can't use my status card because they need an imprint of the white card.
Sounds more confusing than it is.
Submitted by HockeyMom on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:31pm.
I got schooled early in our relationship that it is not "Eskimo", that's considered a derogatory term. Can't help it, that's what I learned in school, but I don't use the term anymore. It's either Inuit or First Nation.
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Did he really say "Eskimo"?
Makes me wonder how little schooling this idiot has really had. When I was in grade 8 (20 years ago!) we did a mock trial of Louis Riel and had certainly learned by then that Eskimo was a bad word.
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canadiancracker... natives still have to pay taxes unless they buy their goods and services on the reserve. Off reserve, we still have to pay a portion. Since they combined the taxes into the HST, we only have the portion that used to be provincial sales tax taken off.
I don't live on a reserve so I pay everything everyone else pays, property tax, income tax and all the applicable taxes that go with utility bills.
To the best of my knowledge, even a 'status card' is not enough to get you the tax free gas. You actually have to live on the reserve.
I'll pipe up here, cause I'm Canadian. So our Aboriginal people (First Nations or "Indians" if you're Bieber), have an ID called a status card that qualifies them to receive gas at a much lower price, among other things. I believe it is because they don't have to pay tax. So it is much cheaper, but it isn't free. People grumble about it, but the systematic racism directed towards Aboriginals won't be fixed by offering them savings at the pump. Canada has a long, awful record of abuse against Aboriginals. People are very ignorant about that fact, like our friend Justin here.
I work in health care and once had a patient ask me if the blood transfusion she was about to receive could be from an Aboriginal person so she could claim she now had "Indian blood in her and was entitled to cheap gas"
In Canada the general term is aboriginal, but Inuit is acceptable when referring to that particular tribe that do identify as Inuit. Aboriginal issues are extremely complicated in Canada and there are different treaty rights that apply to different groups. They were all negotiated individually so there is no one overall free gas rule that applies to all aboriginals. He might be referring to the particular Inuit tribe he thinks he belongs to and what there treaty rights entail. Either way he sounds like he doesn't really know what he's talking about.
My husband is Canadian (Ottawa, Inuit blood way back in family) so I had to ask him to see if he ever heard of this. His first comment was "Yeah right, Justin Bieber is no way Inuit." Second he'd never heard of Hess gas. I looked it up and the only station they have is in Saskatchewan, the majority are on the US east coast.
I got schooled early in our relationship that it is not "Eskimo", that's considered a derogatory term. Can't help it, that's what I learned in school, but I don't use the term anymore. It's either Inuit or First Nation.
Ok as a Native Canadian.. I have to say this fucking idiot is a fucking crackhead.
First off, no we do not get free gas. We get tax free gas and that is ONLY if we gas up on a reservation. You need to be registered with your band (or tribe as Americans know it). If you are registered with your band, you get an Indian Status card. You apply WITH YOUR STATUS CARD for another card, a white card that you use for your gas.. again, this is only on a reserve. Since you can't get the little white card without a status card and since fuckface Beiber has no idea what he is.. my guess he does not have a status card and therefore cannot get the little white card and therefore cannot get tax free gas which in his puny little mind means free gas.
I seriously want to beat this douchebag's face in right now.
He could qualify for Native status, however if he did he would need to have a card. Which he would have to show at every transaction to void our taxes. It's based off the treaty that the Canadian government originally made with First Nations.
It wouldn't just pertain to gas and if he actually had Native status he would know that as well as know what tribe he originated from. And Inuit isn't even a district tribe but a word used describe people who live in northern Canadian communities and provinces like Nunavut.
Just sounds like a dumb comment meant to amuse other countries at the expense of people who legitimately deserve native status.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:46pm.
I might have believed this earlier but I think Bieber wants to stay away from his mother (he's at that age - nothing gross about it) and him buying his own home was the first step. Also, if he was that much of a mama's boy, he'd not be running around in those cars and getting speeding tickets because she'd have grounded him after the first time.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:15pm.
I think Bieber is the male Britney. His handlers are terrified every time he opens his mouth.
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Exactly. And he is super-"handled", perhaps to the point of developing sociopathic tendancies. I find it sad.