Justin Bieber Gets Free Gas Because He's Allegedly An Eskimo?!?
Canadian DListed readers, we're going to need you bitches to pipe in. Is this true? If you're a certain ethnicity, you don't have to pay at the pumps? Or am I even more challenged than I thought I was for wondering if this is accurate.
In his recent Rolling Stone interview (the one with the recycled Lohan header), the Little Lesbian That Could (Justin Bieber) told the reporter that he was an Eskimo (is that word allowed? I stopped using "tranny" so I get credit for that, right?) and that being a...native Canadian(? I'm lost when it comes to politically correct terms for Canada) entitled him to free Hess. Huh?
"I'm actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I'm enough per cent that in Canada I can get free gas, " Bieber said. Probably while texting. This sounds like something a dumb person would say while not paying attention because he's busy trying to find an emoticon that sums up "so jelly of those sneaks, girl".
A disgruntled roadie obviously told him this in jest because fucking with the star is funny and that leg of the tour was almost over. He also probably thinks he doesn't have to open his own mail because he's a Pieces.
If this IS true, we should implement this program in other places. Howabout letting us fag-o-trons skip paying for Astroglide? Adds up.
Check out pics of Justin and the pedophile Selena Gomez (are these two aging backwards?) visiting the Starship Childrens Hospital in Auckland, New Zealand. Shit, he was visiting sick kids. I'm officially a petty dickhead.
Note - remember when J. Harvey was a dumb motherfucker and forgot to re-size pics and shut down DListed? Good times. It was nice posting for you lovely people while it lasted. *sad face*
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:40pm.
I do. Want me to send her your best?
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American Indians/Alaska Natives/Eskimo/Inuit/"Percentage"/"Free" gas--
What a mess--ok, as an American Indian who has done a lot of work in Alaska and Canada, here's an attempt to clean up the line of thought.
There are 4 groups indigenous to the United States--American Indians (moi), Eskimos, Aleuts (these two are Native Alaskans--Aleuts do not consider themselves to be either American Indians or Eskimos)--the fourth group is Native Hawaiian.
In the 1970's, there was an attempt to reclassify these four groups as Native Americans. But the feds decided to do this without increasing the available resources to support the Native Hawaiians, which meant they would suddenly be the second largest Native group, and the rest didn't want to "cut up the pie" when they had so little to begin with. As a result, the two oldest American Indian organizations objected, and the feds began to list us as American Indian/Alaska Native (also--if you are say, an Italian-American who was born in Boston you are a "native American." I, however, am a "Native American"-the "N" vs "n" comes from the Alaskan Native Lands Claim Act). This is what you'll find on all federal forms like the census.
Now--in Alaska, there are three different Eskimo languages that are spoken--Inupiaq, Yupik, and Siberian Yupik. This is why it's "PC" to use the term Eskimo (it's what these 3 Peoples themselves use in Alaska)- because there ARE NO Inuit in Alaska, unless they're visiting from Canada or another circumpolar region that actually has Inuit. The Inupiaq language is related to Inuit. "Eskimo" is a Canadian Cree (Canadian Native people decided a few years ago as a political statement to use the collective term "First Nation(s)" to describe themselves and put the Canadian government in its place.) First Nation's word that means "Eaters of raw meat." Having been in many Eskimo villages in Alaska--they really do eat raw meat, just as Americans and Japanese eat raw fish, called sushi. In my personal experience raw (and btw, it's served frozen) caribou is excellent--sort of tastes like frozen strawberry. So--in Canada, First Nation(s) or Inuit is what you should use, since it's what the People themselves use--I was taught if I tell you what you should be called--that's colonialism--if you tell me what I should call you--that's empowerment. If you are referring to a specific group of Alaskan Natives, you are fine with using the term Eskimo, but there are no Eskimos anymore in Canada, unless they are visiting from Alaska.
The "free" gas thing--speaking as an American Indian--we live on "reservations." The land is considered to be the same as a "military base"--land that is "reserved" for federal use. Because our reservations and the military bases are federal land, they are not considered to be part of a particular state, which means federal--not state--laws apply. This means if you are on federal land, you don't pay state taxes--just as a solider can go into the PX of a military base and not pay state taxes on what he or she buys. Just so, if one goes to an American Indian reservation, you as a non-resident will not necessarily be charged for state taxes on alcohol, gasoline, or tobacco. There are some exceptions, where a few reservations have made arrangements with the local state government for a percentage of what taxes would have been, if the purchase had been on state land. Finally--the "percentage" of being Native is an American issue, rather than Canadian. Historically, we only have status if we can document we are at least 1/4th of a federally recognized tribe. In other words, we are the only ethnic group whose blood quantum is tracked by the American government acting like the American Kennel Club does with poodles.
Submitted by Kizzy on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:33pm.
When his voice changes, his career's over. Unless he's a castrati, which is not out of the question here.
Kizzy, do you still talk with Ms Kravitz? We emailed back and forth for a time, but I kind of let things go (I'm horrible about maintaining communication in most cases).
Hey little_rasc, I wish I'd been able to keep up on the D! Missed everyone and their funny posts... yes I am an addict! LOL
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Submitted by ewlulu on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:05pm.
Maybe his parents realized when he was younger that he was an idiot, so may as well let him stop going to school, invest in autotune, and milk his 'music' career for every penny they can while he is still popular.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Or is he an idiot because he stopped going to school? I'm hearing "Money for Nothing."
"Note - remember when J. Harvey was a dumb motherfucker and forgot to re-size pics and shut down DListed? Good times. It was nice posting for you lovely people while it lasted. *sad face*"
LOL! So that's what happened.
Ugh. Look at that red bandanna hanging form his pocket. A Blood should come up and do the world a favor and show him what a real g is about.
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When his voice changes, his career's over. Unless he's a castrati, which is not out of the question here.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:20pm.
little_rascal, *you're well informed* bwaahaaaahaaaaaaa
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Hey Within, nice to have you back from your vacation! People kept asking every day where were you.
Starship Hospital is in Auckland, New Zealand.
The politically correct term is First Nation and no they don't get free gas. Now onto this story about bieber curl up on his mom lap sucking his thumb that's 10x more interesting. Anyone know any other interesting stories? That's the shit they need to report on lol.
First Nations people don't get free gas in Canada.
Moron.
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little_rascal, *you're well informed* bwaahaaaahaaaaaaa
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:11pm.
Worse, they're married:P
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Wait until it happens to you, zippy.
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Submitted by lastdiva on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:53pm.
My hanky code is a little rusty - red handkerchief, left pocket: does this mean Bieber is a top who is into fisting?
Anyone?
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You're right, red means "into fisting", white paisley means "wears boxer shorts" and left back pocket means he's a top.
Gay hanky code - http://user.xmission.com/~trevin/hanky.html
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:12pm.
Is this the default Open Post?
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On the weekends they all seem to be. lol!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:08pm.
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depends on their mood, sometimes they let me play:)
Submitted by ewlulu on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:05pm.
now, i like your explaination of this situation, but i'm still perplexed on one factor... do "indians" get scalping rights? 'cause i'm all about Beiber being scalped, and i wouldn't want to overstep my bounds into some kind of Canadian "incident" if i were to employ one to do it... heehee!
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Is this the default Open Post?
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 6:19pm.
Oh like Bieber even knows what a pussy is. He'd be all like "Ewwwwwww! It's slimy!"
LOL! I see him going, "Why is it not meowing? Is it dead?"
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Worse. If said pussy isn't clean, he'll whine about how he doesn't like claim chowdah!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:40pm.
He makes a ridiculous amount of money, and he takes things for free?
fucking asshole.
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For real. People (in general) are shit.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:55pm.
Hey whamster! What up? Did you go fishing today.
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No I didn't get out today Bend, just hanging with some buddies but the street lights came on so they had to go in:)
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Worse, they're married:P
Submitted by ewlulu on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:05pm.
Justin Bieber needs to have his Canadian citizenship and passport revoked.
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So then what? You palm him off on us? HELLFUCKINGNO! Canada already dumped Pam Anderson on us.
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Hi Whamo! Glad you're having a great afternoon! *runs off before I get a bite and tennis racket in the butt! olololol ;P
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:55pm.
Hey whamster! What up? Did you go fishing today.
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No I didn't get out today Bend, just hanging with some buddies but the street lights came on so they had to go in:)
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Justin Bieber needs to have his Canadian citizenship and passport revoked. He has no clue what is going on and doesn't deserve to call himself Canadian...and we don't want him!
Call it what you will, Indian, Native American, Aboriginal, First Nations, the specific tribe name etc. I know people here who are true card carrying "Indians" and they call it all of the above. People with an 'Indian status card' can be exempt from paying some taxes. If you are status and live and work on a reserve then you get more tax breaks, but if you move off reserve you get less...and he obviously doesn't live on a reservation. He must not be registered as a First Nation anything or else he would know what that gets him...and it isn't that much. No free gas either. Gas prices on reserves are a bit cheaper, but only worth it if you live nearby, and there are not that many gas stations on reserves.
Groceries are often cheaper on the reserve too, but only the reservation land that is near big cities have good stores. Unfortunately many are just run down places, and they have their share of problems. Oh, and you can buy cheaper smokes there, which is dumb, why encourage anyone to smoke, or smoke more. Again, not worth driving 3 hours to go to get a better price on some margarine and carrots.
Having JB make statements like he did just shows want a douche he is. Maybe his parents realized when he was younger that he was an idiot, so may as well let him stop going to school, invest in autotune, and milk his 'music' career for every penny they can while he is still popular.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 8:01pm.
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Hey Reason:)
*rubs nose right back*
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:55pm.
Hey whamster! What up? Did you go fishing today.
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No I didn't get out today Bend, just hanging with some buddies but the street lights came on so they had to go in:)
Whamo, *rubs noses with you to say hi* hehehe
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo_kissing ;)
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:53pm.
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Ahem! Missing something? Because guess what I found under the bed this morning, Mr. Boner.
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Huh? lol!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:43pm.
Wait....Eskimo is considered not OK?
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Ya Sans, I'm sure people have mentioned Inuit is the proper terms but if you said that Inuits would have probably politely correct you if at all, they are an incredibly friendly group of people.
I can't believe I'm actually relieved the Dlisted shut down was you JH and not the CO$ bots.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:28pm.
I actually like his song "Boyfriend". Or is it "Girlfriend"?
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I'll pretend I didn't see that remark.lol!
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Ahem! Missing something? Because guess what I found under the bed this morning, Mr. Boner.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:51pm.
ESE! Have you been awake this whole time or have you slept yet? You are one wild and crazy dude.
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it's not my fault that i haven't slept... tell the noisy houseplant to stop throwing gang signs at me, and i might feel comfortable enough!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNe5npkid-s
OT: oh, i really don't care.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
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Hey whamster! What up? Did you go fishing today. I've been out for most of the day, so I haven't caught up with the DL.
OT thanks for setting the record straight dlisters.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:28pm.
I actually like his song "Boyfriend". Or is it "Girlfriend"?
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I'll pretend I didn't see that remark.lol!
ESE! Have you been awake this whole time or have you slept yet? You are one wild and crazy dude.
I see some of our First Nation's People telling this ridiculously uninformed fuckstick whatt really goes on. You have to have your status card to even start with the various tax breaks they get and they only apply in certain situations.
This ass clown is so protected to what goes on in the real world it's pathetic!
Anyway HELLO slutty little HOBAGS I hope you all had a great day:)
Doooooogggggiiieee :) :) :P
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:40pm.
He makes a ridiculous amount of money, and he takes things for free?
fucking asshole.
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don't forget that he's kinda single-handedly giving a bad image to prissy beavers everywhere!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
He makes a ridiculous amount of money, and he takes things for free?
fucking asshole.
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Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by Romai on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:22pm.
sssoooo... saying that i think that he's chemically castrated is off limits, or what?
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Well, I am still gonna make fun of Beckham's tiny voice.
I haven't heard enough of the Lezz to say.
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oh, hell yeah!... the only balls to that guy's voice were left on the soccer field... perfectly understandable, Daniee!... go on with your bad self!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
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Submitted by Romai on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:22pm.
sssoooo... saying that i think that he's chemically castrated is off limits, or what?
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Well, I am still gonna make fun of Beckham's tiny voice.
I haven't heard enough of the Lezz to say.
Submitted by Romai on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:22pm.
Completely serious question. Why are there people still making cracks about Bieber's voice, speculating that he takes hormones to stop it from changing, that he just naturally hasn't hit puberty, etc? I can't stand the kid, but I've heard some of his songs on the radio. Listen to any of his very early songs, and listen to his most recent...his voice is obviously different, so it definitely changed. Just because it didn't turn very deep doesn't mean it didn't change. ... Feel free to pick on him for any of these things and I'll be right there with you because I find him extremely obnoxious, but it makes no sense to keep on and on about his voice.
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I don't care if his voice has changed; I really wouldn't know since I don't listen to his songs. Anyhow, the little fucker earns about $50 million a year, supposedly because of his voice, so why exactly the hell shouldn't we make fun of it?
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ESE, I like that song except for the crappy white-boy-trying-to-rap parts.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:27pm.
*rolls up newspaper*... don't make me use this!
no, seriously... i've never heard more than a snippit(sp?) of this kid's "music", but from what i've heard, it does sure suck!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I actually like his song "Boyfriend". Or is it "Girlfriend"?
*hides*
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Submitted by Romai on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 7:22pm.
sssoooo... saying that i think that he's chemically castrated is off limits, or what?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I was just talking about this with some friends and one of them pointed out that he was once quoted as saying that abortion because of rape was wrong because it was God's will that the rape happened.
So he may just be a "kid" but stupid kids turn into ignorant adults and ignorant adults can be dangerous especially with that way of thinking.
As for gas comment, another friend said that if he were in fact a status native, then instead of being concerned about saving on gas, maybe he should use his millions of dollars and help out the kids in the not so fortunate northern reserves that can only dream of having what he has. He could change lives instead of ruining ears.
Submitted by anony54321 on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 5:18pm.
Did you even read Ba Buttons story? Hahaha. Do we have ourselves a Belieber?
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"Eskimo" is considered derogatory but calling somebody "Indian" if he's not from India is politically correct ??
Completely serious question. Why are there people still making cracks about Bieber's voice, speculating that he takes hormones to stop it from changing, that he just naturally hasn't hit puberty, etc? I can't stand the kid, but I've heard some of his songs on the radio. Listen to any of his very early songs, and listen to his most recent...his voice is obviously different, so it definitely changed. Just because it didn't turn very deep doesn't mean it didn't change. As far as his looks go, well...not all men are very manly or hairy or whatever else people are pointing out about him; that also doesn't mean he never hit puberty.
Yes, he looks like a 15 year old lesbian and he's probably only half as tough as one. Yes, lately he's done and said a lot of things that prove he's an idiot. Feel free to pick on him for any of these things and I'll be right there with you because I find him extremely obnoxious, but it makes no sense to keep on and on about his voice.