Justin Bieber Gets Free Gas Because He’s Allegedly An Eskimo?!?

July 21, 2012 / Posted by:

Canadian DListed readers, we’re going to need you bitches to pipe in. Is this true? If you’re a certain ethnicity, you don’t have to pay at the pumps? Or am I even more challenged than I thought I was for wondering if this is accurate.

In his recent Rolling Stone interview (the one with the recycled Lohan header), the Little Lesbian That Could (Justin Bieber) told the reporter that he was an Eskimo (is that word allowed? I stopped using “tranny” so I get credit for that, right?) and that being a…native Canadian(? I’m lost when it comes to politically correct terms for Canada) entitled him to free Hess. Huh?

“I’m actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I’m enough per cent that in Canada I can get free gas, ” Bieber said. Probably while texting. This sounds like something a dumb person would say while not paying attention because he’s busy trying to find an emoticon that sums up “so jelly of those sneaks, girl”.

A disgruntled roadie obviously told him this in jest because fucking with the star is funny and that leg of the tour was almost over. He also probably thinks he doesn’t have to open his own mail because he’s a Pieces.

If this IS true, we should implement this program in other places. Howabout letting us fag-o-trons skip paying for Astroglide? Adds up.

Check out pics of Justin and the pedophile Selena Gomez (are these two aging backwards?) visiting the Starship Childrens Hospital in Auckland, New Zealand. Shit, he was visiting sick kids. I’m officially a petty dickhead.

Note – remember when J. Harvey was a dumb motherfucker and forgot to re-size pics and shut down DListed? Good times. It was nice posting for you lovely people while it lasted. *sad face*

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