Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 21, 2012 / Posted by:

Sometimes out of utter grossness comes beauty, talent and a pair of eyebrows that are so exquisitely crafted they look like two angelic otters diving into the ethereal streams up in heaven.

A few days ago I was reading a story about Kim Kuntrashian (and any story about Kim Kuntrashian is a whore pool of utter grossness) about who she lost her virginity to long before an entire million man march marched up into her pussy. The story says that TJ Jackson is the one who khristened Kim’s koochie (typing that just earned me the Foursquare super mayor badge in the Ninth Circle) and so I did a little Googling and found the glorious TJ Jackson! How did I not know of TJ Jackson before? Did I come across him in the past and the sight of his blinding muskrat love brows temporarily hypnotized me and blinded that memory from my brain. Probably. Or I was just drunk stoned.

34-year-old TJ Jackson is the eldest son of Tito Jackson, and so not only are his eyebrows the slightly svelter direct descendants of Groucho Marx’s brows, but Detective La Toya is his auntie! TJ was also in this group called 3T with his brothers Taj and Taryll:

And no, we’re not going to discuss this picture of TJ possibly showing a pubeshadow (Note: I don’t know what a pubeshadow is, but I’ll be singing “I’m being followed by a pubeshadow,pubeshadow, pubeshaaadow” all day.) while wearing a torn-up t-shirt dress next to his late Uncle MJ. Let’s just focus on TJ’s Louvre-worthy eyebrow game instead.

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