Friday, July 20th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Richard Simmons
Some days you just really need to feel your nipples give birth to drops of extra sweetened hummingbird juice while staring at pictures of the graceful dandelion Richard Simmons looking like somebody's fucked up auntie on Halloween, and this is one of those days. I'd never think to put together New Balance sneakers, spider web tights from Capezio, a DIY black swan costume, two handfuls of googly eyes and a bunch of fake pearl bracelets from some little girl's jooree box, but Richard pulls it off.
And you know how in movies and shit, bitches are always saying things like, "I'm just waiting for the butterfly in me to awaken and take flight"? This is what they're talking about.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:17pm.
twice in two years?!... what the hell kinda snake snacks are you putting out in your garage, man?!
The suburban areas of Raleigh are rife with copperheads. It's fairly low-density developement with lots of trees. I've already seen two or three dead ones on the roadways this year. NC leads the nation in copperhead bites.
Fortunately I know a wildlife biologist who's willing to collect the snake and relocate it. He's on the way as I type this.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 5:26pm.
i am so going to make that -- thanks!
i've never thought of this before, but that pumpkin/spice cake combination lead to this question -- anyone know if there a way to maybe convert cake mix to pancake mix? add what -- egg + baking powder and soda, or just powder? think one would need to add more oil?
i can cook my ass off, but baking not my strong suit. in my [mind your own business dammit] years of cooking i think i've bakes one cake that looked the way cakes are intended to look, lol
Within -- stay awake!! lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
CBS already has a special on last night's tragedy?!?
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Jeaneee, glad you've recovered. : )
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:12pm.
Holy crap! I think there was one in mine a few weeks ago, but I didn't stick around to find out. We've lived here over 4 years and never saw one snake until this year, and we've had 4 in the huse. Black snakes, but a snake is a snake. Hope you get him out with no trauma.
Foxy- good vibes sent!!
Submitted by beb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:23pm.
It's from another post awhile ago
oh, boy... it's getting kind of prickly in here, so i'll catch you all later...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs2kFrGluKs
try not to hurt the other words on your screen, folks... see ya, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:25pm.
Amazing how dogs think alike. :-)
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by Reason ... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:19pm.
(what day is it by the way? I've lost track lolol)☺
It's Friday...thank god it's FriiiiiiIday! :)
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:14pm.
No one REALLY likes me on this site. I can tell. But I don't care because I love MK so much!
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I like you! No one can ruin this site for me. : )
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:22pm.
Maybe for today, babe. But You've been here all day and night before and take pride in attacking other posters. You have a bad attitude and I wish you didn't take it out on this site. It's too bad you need to act like a fucking bitch to everyone all of the time or I'd really like you.
Submitted by beb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:17pm.
Sorry, how does religion factor into this discussion?
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Rudderless people with nothing to hold onto tend to attack those who do.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:17pm.
Sorry, how does religion factor into this discussion?
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 5:55pm.
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Thanks lady! We've almost got the sleeping thing under control, thank goodness. He only gets up once a night most nights. We got lucky. :)
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
REASON.......hey there it's so nice to have you back, I hope you had a great vacation!!!!
Jazzy, nice to hear from you as well, it's been a while!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:17pm.
Newsflash: I do not try to scare anyone away and if you think I do, then you need to back that up. I don't pretend to be Christian or anything else. Like I've said several times, I'm not perfect and am a work in progress but I guess since you seem to think YOU'RE perfect, I'm less than you. And in case you didn't notice, honey, I only got here about an hour or so ago. I haven't been here all day so don't include me in your little "no one likes me" whining. Yeah, there ARE cliques on here who only talk to each other and ignore everyone else but like an adult, I ignore it. You might try that. Your name say it all about you. NEXT!
ETA: Had I agreed with you, you'd had been my BFF and kissed my ass but since I didn't, oh woe is you.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:17pm.
twice in two years?!... what the hell kinda snake snacks are you putting out in your garage, man?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
OK Foxxxy Lady! Will do my best to stay up!!!!! hahahah
Still loving those tights on Mr. Simmons!
Whamo, *muah!*
(what day is it by the way? I've lost track lolol)☺
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:12pm.
so have you moved out yet or still packing?
/snakes>>>>>>>foxxy
hello all -- job interview today, decision in a month or so. i'm first on the exam list, but last year they hired an internal candidate. fingers crossed and positive thoughts, please!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Thanks, Mike!
And Dog, I try to look away from your hateful comments, because you always stick up for animals and you always have adorable avies, but to be honest you are one of the worst parts of this site. You pretend to be all Christian, but you attack more people than anyone else. You try to scare people away from this site, but guess what? When someone has a blog for profit they depend on the number of hits the site gets and comments, which you are taking away from by being a hateful bitch.
I've been on this site for maybe 3? years now and I'm not going anywhere. I was just simply making an observation about how people act on this site.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:12pm.
I have a copperhead in my garage, y'all!
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is there any possibility in talking it into straightening up the place?... what?... most people's garages are a fuckin' mess!
Ha! My garage is clean, actually. I removed all clutter LAST year after I found the first copperhead. Yes, this is twice in two years.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:12pm.
I have a copperhead in my garage, y'all!
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Too bad it isn't a dime.
{{GONG}}
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Sans....it's interesting how people react in traumatic situations, some fall apart and zone out while others are just the opposite and are able to get control of their emotions and the situation at hand and often are hit with the repercussions well after the fact. I guess all we can do is hope we react as needed!
Jazzy, it's been pretty crazy,lol. I hope you're doing well. We missed you!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:12pm.
I have a copperhead in my garage, y'all!
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is there any possibility in talking it into straightening up the place?... what?... most people's garages are a fuckin' mess!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:46pm.
Hahahahahaha!! That is exactly how they talked!!!
I have a copperhead in my garage, y'all!
Excitement in Raleigh on a Friday night.
HAHAHA Richard Simmons IS a dandelion honey bird love and I like him! Kinda digging those *spidery* lace hose, dame Edna glasses and Liza Minelli feather boa hehheeee
Hi everyone, holy f*ck I missed the DL, {(MK)} and all {(you funny ho's)} ♥♥♥ after a few days away WITHOUT INTERNET!!
Forgive me if I'm a little dazed and dranky... had a bit of a set back on the way back from vacay *took over 40+ hours to get back home hahaaha. Don't ask...* ;) *wondering if I can go another 6 hours up to get myself back on track?* LOL but had a great time. *whispers* not looking forward to going back to work! booooo hehehehe ;D
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:52pm.
jazzfish: hola! Where have you been?
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Busy year with much pain in the ass traveling.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:46pm.
Carried over from the 3 tits post...
http://video.xnxx.com/video1227810/the_girl_with_three_tits_the_chick_wi...
Does anyone know if those are real or not?
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it's fake, EH... her stage name is Taylor Chanel, and she has done a whole bunch of stuff without three boobs... don't ask me how i know, just be happy with the knowledge... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:46pm.
Did I tell you that IsAnyOneUp is coming back?
{{Whamoooooooooooooooo!}}
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@ Whamo - I know! I give the kids a lot of credit keeping their heads about them. In the 3 years I was a guard there, we never had any incidents beyond telling some kid to stop running on the pavement, or blowing the whistle at some parent who was strapping those floatable arm bands on their kid (they're not allowed). Those kids done good....if they hadn't acted like they did, the woman probably would've died!
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:46pm.
Carried over from the 3 tits post...
http://video.xnxx.com/video1227810/the_girl_with_three_tits_the_chick_wi...
Does anyone know if those are real or not?
I've seem her before. The narrator in the vid says that they were enhanced. I'm guessing that the middle one was MUCH smaller before the enhancement.
Doooogggggiiieee :) :) :P
EH: I say fake.
jazzfish: hola! Where have you been?
SANS FARDS: finally some good news.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:41pm.
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Sans that is just plain FANTASTIC! The kids must feel wonderful for saving a life, good Karma to the lot of them:) !
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:46pm.
If I keep looking at this picture, I will become the next spokeswhore for Weight Watchers (down almost 20 so far).
*Practicing "If You Want It, You've Got It" for my commercial*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Carried over from the 3 tits post...
http://video.xnxx.com/video1227810/the_girl_with_three_tits_the_chick_wi...
Does anyone know if those are real or not?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Hey Weezy! I think I found the annoying girls from your gym!
http://youtu.be/sIhU3mQTp1U
The world could use some good fucking news lately. So much sads. So here's a cool story:
A woman in my hometown at the pool where I used to lifeguard as a teenager had a heart attack while swimming. She was turning blue and couldn't breathe....the guards on duty, one of whom is my lil bro's friend, cleared the water and attempted to help the woman but while getting her out and onto the floatable headboard (just in case there is a head injury), her pulse disappeared.
The guards administered CPR (even though, being teenagers, they were freaking out), but they followed protocol the entire time, and kept doing it until the paramedics arrived. Then...the woman's pulse returned! So the woman's in the hospital now, but she survived the entire thing and is doing OK. kadooze!!
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:38pm.
JAZZY!!!!!!! xoxoxo=
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hey hey!!! Missed you!! How's life?
JAZZY!!!!!!! xoxoxo
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Jeanneee on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 5:39pm.
Jeanneee, OMG, emergency appendectomy! Hope you're resting comfortably and recover quickly!
How is your new baby?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:30pm.
*lugs out the SpotBot*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:30pm.
I just peed the carpet.
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Grampa?????
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Hellllllllll0 'Sisco !!
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Wow, so good to see everyone. I'm so excited I just peed the carpet.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:14pm.
Hey Jazzy! It's amazing how much life can get in the way of the D. Not right.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK