Friday, July 20th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Richard Simmons
Some days you just really need to feel your nipples give birth to drops of extra sweetened hummingbird juice while staring at pictures of the graceful dandelion Richard Simmons looking like somebody's fucked up auntie on Halloween, and this is one of those days. I'd never think to put together New Balance sneakers, spider web tights from Capezio, a DIY black swan costume, two handfuls of googly eyes and a bunch of fake pearl bracelets from some little girl's jooree box, but Richard pulls it off.
And you know how in movies and shit, bitches are always saying things like, "I'm just waiting for the butterfly in me to awaken and take flight"? This is what they're talking about.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:17pm.
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Good then. No need for anyone to spew garbage like that around here! But I must say, I am surprised! WTF? :O
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Wowlie!! At least you were at the beach!!! I spent all last night/this am, in a FREEZING airport, in an uncomfortable as f*ck seat of an icebox! I'd have traded your boiling beach towel for my last 24 hours, sweets! *makes no sense, but just go with it!* hahaha ☺☺☺
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:15pm.
And Whamo..quit being a perv :P
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Ya ok I'm sorry
(Pssst......ziiiiiip )
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:05pm.
Doggie, Provvy got banned?!
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Reason, I didn't know Provy very well but the dude from what I was seeing snapped, he basically kinda turned on everyone like a rabid dog and just start spouting shit, challenging people so they'd have to argue with him, saying completely uncharateristic things from what little I knew of him. I was reading it just trying to figure out WTF was happening. It was flat out BIZZARE!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:14pm.
Don't feel silly. It's a valid point but it isn't going to change. SO LIVE WITH IT! ;-)
Whamo, show her your damn boner.
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((UBF)) hi!
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Dog & Everyone! Thanks, now I feel silly! But Dlisted is often the highlight of my day along with ALL of the posters. I really like you all. Life would be pretty lonely without this site sometimes.
And Whamo..quit being a perv :P You already have two internet girlfriends, who I'm not trying not to piss off any further ;)
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:47pm.
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Anytime you wish to say hi Pretty, if I see it, I'll be glad to greet ya back! ;)
Now, show me your DONG Wham *don't mind me* I didn't say hello to you 2 or 3 times in various places already, no sirree bob! ahahahah (I know you're on your bb Whams, no worries....) *waits until you NOTICE* lololool
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:04pm.
Last day of dog sitting today, I kinda grew to like that smelly shedding golden retriever . Hi beakers!
*waves at UBF!* Hey! :D Also, belated hey to jazzy. I miss you and your "classy" porn.
Submitted by WithinReason...
How have things been around here? Did you have a good start to July?
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Facebook has added an "edit" button! Ok, and I went to the beach a week ago. I wish I were at the beach now. It's hot as hell!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:05pm.
Doggie, Provvy got banned?! Say what??????
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Yah, mon.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:47pm.
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I can empathize Pretty, it took me a good long while before people spoke to me but what I found and what I tell people when the mention they feel left out is you really have to engage people yourself at first, you really need to make a point to make the first move as it were because there are a lot of names out ther and until you do engage people you are apt to remain a name because nobody really knows you and you don't know anything about them. After a little bit you'll get to know more about various people and really enjoy your time more:)
Now show me your titties:P
Really really can'T hate on the guy. He is a very nice guy to deal with and an inspiration... be it only for a hell of a Marketing! XD
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Doggie, Provvy got banned?! Say what??????
Whamo, I got back to a straw looking lawn today, I have been watering it for the last 3 hours non-stop! What's with this fukken drought man?! lol
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Neat article:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/07/120719-young-gorillas-ju...
btw, it's been postulated that the "bush meat" trade was was the avenue by which HIV made the jump from monkeys to humans
Last day of dog sitting today, I kinda grew to like that smelly shedding golden retriever . Hi beakers!
I can't help this, here is an outtake of Richard saying FUCK a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohpkHdkjVYk
Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:49pm.
How have things been around here? Did you have a good start to July?
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Provy lost his mind and got summarily banned.
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I'm still puzzled by all of that. That's gotta be the oddest thing to happen on dlisted this year.
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I came in after it was all said and done but from what I gathered, he was spouting anti-Semitic rhetoric clearly intended to upset people and they complained to MK who sent Provy to Coventry on a permanent basis. Since that sounds a little thin to me, I'm thinking there was more to it that either isn't being talked about or that went on behind the scenes.
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He's a very kind person. I like him.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by beb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:29pm.
CBS already has a special on last night's tragedy?!?
This forensics psychiatrist (I think that's the title) said he's been trying to tell CNN and other news outlets for 20 years not to cover these killing sprees the way they do and they don't listen. I don't want to know a thing about the fuckhead that did this.
http://youtu.be/PezlFNTGWv4
Years and years ago, when sites like Dlisted t'was just a babe and MK was FILTHY, I came across a video of an outtake of one of Richard's videos. He was on the floor doing God knows what, and he said something to the effect: "Oh, one of these days I'll find a man and not have to do this anymore." Then his eyes got huge and said "Did I just say that?" to the camera and then it went black.
Again, before it was a career move like they do in Hollyweird now. If you're gay, great. But don't fake it for attention.
I'll try to find it.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:49pm.
How have things been around here? Did you have a good start to July?
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Provy lost his mind and got summarily banned.
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I'm still puzzled by all of that. That's gotta be the oddest thing to happen on dlisted this year.
JAZZYFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxox
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Missy Franklin. Yes, and yes! WOOHOO! *raises size 11 wide in support* Can't wait either!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:42pm.
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Hey, maybe if you changed your name to PrettyFuckMachine more people might talk to you?
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Or she could call herself WhamosPrettyBonerThinksItsAMachine.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:41pm.
What an uplifting story! My daughter was a lifeguard for 6 years and also swam competitively so I read your posts about the upcoming olympics.
There's a gal I was wondering if she made the
team---Big girl, size 13 shoe, backstroke and free. I wonder if she made the team.
We'll be watching!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:43pm.
ubmitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:33pm.
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I like your big boner and the fact that you like pussy, er, cats.
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Damn skippy :P
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:49pm.
How have things been around here? Did you have a good start to July?
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Provy lost his mind and got summarily banned.
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Submitted by beb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:43pm.
You didn't mention asking random people to dance with you... ;-)
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LMFAO. *shakes head* :)
(((Wowlie))), it was a great vacation! Didn't make it to the NED, but went two weeks of total holiday and it did not break the bank, big YAY! Which was incredible! Stayed at friends of friend's places in Paris and Berlin! But had a couple of drawbacks with no internet and a forgotten charger... lolololl and a very long story on the attempt to get back home in under a day, but no biggie, I made it back alive hahahahah
How have things been around here? Did you have a good start to July?
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:42pm.
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Hey, maybe if you changed your name to PrettyFuckMachine more people might talk to you?
(I'm just teasing ya so don't kill me lol:P ) :D
I second Mike on the ignoring tactic. In my experience I have found that I rarely need to, as the vast majority of horz on the D are fucking AWESOME!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:43pm.
Hey I'm not sure if we've met, my name is Whamo, I"m a Taurus, I like singing, fishing, hockey, woman that laugh and long walks on the beach. How about you, what do you like? :P
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You didn't mention asking random people to dance with you... ;-)
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Thanka Winter, Crazy, and Whamo!
And Wirhin I'm so glad to see you back <3
I'm sorry to be a downer, but sometimes I feel like I post to no avail! Lol.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:43pm.
ubmitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:33pm.
Did someone just say something?
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Hey I'm not sure if we've met, my name is Whamo, I"m a Taurus, I like singing, fishing, hockey, woman that laugh and long walks on the beach. How about you, what do you like? :P
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I like your big boner and the fact that you like pussy, er, cats.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:42pm.
And I always love your dog pictures, but you don't need to be so mean to other posters. Gosh.
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You're right. What I said to you was kinda rough and I'm sorry. It's just that I've been where you are and I got over it because I realized it doesn't matter. I see people say the same thing you did and remember how it felt and knowing there was nothing that could be done about it. It's the same people every day doing and saying the same things and ignoring everyone who they don't FB with or whatever. It's so childish and stupid. It's also why a lot of people don't even come into the OP - for that very reason. But you can't do anything about it. Understand that and you'll be fine. Even if I'm home, I leave the OP alone until night time.
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PHM, I like you. And don't read to much into others comments, everyone here has a few fans and just as many haters.unless you are Angela , then all you have is enemies! :-)))
Submitted by beb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:28pm.
OK. I don't have the entire background, but why can't bygones be bygones? We haven't had a lot of interaction, but to pent up such feelings for so long and unleash it at will is not what this site is about. We all have different beliefs and opinions - that's what the D so great.
Exactly. Don't like a poster? Ignore him/her. That's what I do.
And I'm not taking sides, either, as both Dog and PrettyHateMachine are posters that I actually like.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:33pm.
Did someone just say something?
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Hey I'm not sure if we've met, my name is Whamo, I"m a Taurus, I like singing, fishing, hockey, woman that laugh and long walks on the beach. How about you, what do you like? :P
Submitted by beb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:29pm.
CBS already has a special on last night's tragedy?!?
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I've seen so many conflicting reports, I have no idea what's true and what isn't. They can't even agree on how many were killed.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:34pm.
Like I know the exact days. Seriously. I've just seen you be hateful like you were to me tonight.
So fucking what I feel ignored on this site sometimes? It's not like I said I was going to delete my account or off myself. I was just being honest about how I felt.
And I always love your dog pictures, but you don't need to be so mean to other posters. Gosh.
thank you, Miss Brooks!! :-)
it's SO much fun to be on the train or bus and spend the last 15 min of the ride looking at the bumper-to-bumper-backed-up-all-the-way-to-southeast-Hell freeway that you have to drive on to get home from the train. life with Foxxy. "Golden State" my ass...
see y'all later
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:28pm.
OK. I don't have the entire background, but why can't bygones be bygones? We all have different beliefs and opinions - that's what the D so great.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:33pm.
I think some of us have just had more conversations with certain people and because of that you tend to speak to then first, I mean I don't know...?
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Did someone just say something?
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Pretty Hate Machine♥, not sure what the context of your comment was BUT I LIKE YOU A LOT! Pfttt to the rest! ☺☺☺☺
Whamo, thanks! I wasn't sure it was still Thursday! Ready for a little hellraisin' hahaha
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PrettyHateMachine: I like you. And that dog bites, so don't get too close.
You're right about nasty peeps driving away business for MK.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:22pm.
Maybe for today, babe. But You've been here all day and night before and take pride in attacking other posters. You have a bad attitude and I wish you didn't take it out on this site. It's too bad you need to act like a fucking bitch to everyone all of the time or I'd really like you.
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So, why don't you show me where I was here all day? Please do. I can't even get this site at work. And any time I act like a bitch it's when I've been attacked first so not sure where your little hissy fit is coming from. Here's the deal. You would only like me if I kissed your little tail but I refuse to do that to you or anyone else. Like me or don't - your call - but don't base it on some childish notion of what you perceive I do to other people, especially when you can't even back up your accusations. You want to hate me, do it for a valid reason. And one final thought: I'M also excluded from the cliques on here and I also get ignored by them, just like you. The difference between us is I realize this is just the internet and who I am is in no way tied to this place or anyone who posts on here. Maybe if you could look at things that way you wouldn't be so damn miserable. Now I am done with this conversation.
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Hey Within! How was your trip?
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:17pm.
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I don't hate you.lol....just thought I'd throw that in.
I think some of us have just had more conversations with certain people and because of that you tend to speak to them first, I mean I don't know...?
Jazzy is back! Time to start winning the "Jazzfish this!" contest every day. Hope everyone is having a good weekend, I got repairing and painting the fence on the agenda. At 105 degrees. Fml