Friday, July 20th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Richard Simmons
Some days you just really need to feel your nipples give birth to drops of extra sweetened hummingbird juice while staring at pictures of the graceful dandelion Richard Simmons looking like somebody's fucked up auntie on Halloween, and this is one of those days. I'd never think to put together New Balance sneakers, spider web tights from Capezio, a DIY black swan costume, two handfuls of googly eyes and a bunch of fake pearl bracelets from some little girl's jooree box, but Richard pulls it off.
And you know how in movies and shit, bitches are always saying things like, "I'm just waiting for the butterfly in me to awaken and take flight"? This is what they're talking about.
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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:19am.
Ugh Sal, yeah...I'm trying really hard not to think about it. The place I'm going to is too beautiful to have ugly stuffs!
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Winter..I would have been at barnes and noble getting the cliffs notes.
Come on...even Aaron on Ghost Adventures is being molested by ghosts. Me=NOTHING.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:16am.
Hey there, not trying to scare you but I think this is one of the horror stories someone was talking about.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/georgia-woman-lost-limbs-flesh-eating-disea...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Hello ere body. Just came back in. Did someone say Helen Mirren? *drool*
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."
WinterOwl lol...me toooo!! They seems like a hot idea at the time, but knowing my dorky self, I would feel like a major nub afterwards. Lol
OK WINTER AND I WANNA HEAR SOME THREESOME STORIES!! Who wants to go first?? Nom nom mom on me popcorn..
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 12:09am.
Perfect. I hope you like yellow perch. Hop on a plane...chop, chop ;)
Ruby Lake!
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
I remember when I first heard of Caligula, I said that I wanted to see the film. I wanted to learn more about the dude. And since Peter O'Toole was in it, I thought it would be good and edumecational. But my drama teacher said it was NC17 with lots of sex. I decided to stick to just reading about him and watching the Nat Geo special on him.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:17pm.
Hello to one and all. I can't believe that FX and TNT are both playing a Dark Knight movie simultaneously. That seems rather tasteless, considering last night's events.
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The Dark Knight didn't kill those people. A random psycho did. And the more "power" he is given (canceling premieres, canceling scheduled TV showings of all Batman movies), the more assholes will copycat him.
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Lol.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:25pm.
Awww, poor Whamo...you can come to the lake with me if you want. But, you have to clean the fish, or you don't eat.
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Hmm.. I can fillet fish in minutes lol:) ,
This movie is fucking boring. I'm like 40 minutes in and nothing has happened.
Maybe it will get good when he turns into THE Caligula.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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-Fleetwood Mac
Mel-Tnag, I don't know anyone who's had a threesome but I always hear the topic come up on Loveline. As soon as the word comes up, Dr. Drew, says it's a bad idea.
But I'd like to know if anyone has any threesome stories! *pops popcorn*
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Ooh thanks Sands Fards. I'm running out of material at literotica.
When I was a kid, I 'accidentally ' saw Pandoras Box and some lady chatterly crap, and right then and there discovered my twingly parts. I was thrilled and got really naughty that weekend. Good times.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:44pm.
Is it good women fappy material or too boring for that. Cause I'm in the mood for good lovin.. :P
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meh, not really. It's really just disturbing. If you want to see impeccably chiseled Roman soldiers, you're better off watching HBO's "Rome." Now THAT is eye candy!
Or Spartacus: Blood and Sand (RIP, Andy Whitfield).
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It's PHELPS time!
Thank you WinterOwl!! That's my Suri being a little stinker!! Hahaha i love it too. Thanks for noticing. Kisses muah.
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Do any of you married people have friends who have threesomes? I heard some lady today on the radio complaining that her bf wants to have a threesome but she doesnt and hes really buggin her about it.. She not happy.
I screamed at the radio and told him to go fuck off!
I used to think it would be hot to have a threesome, but then got the idea that someone has to always feel left out. Discuss please. :)<
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Koko's Kitten is right about "Caligula." Racy for its time, for your modern eyes it will look like an NC-17 movie meets Cecil B. DeMille meets Ed Woood by way of Bob Guccione. It's actually pretty boring, and the violence is what earns it an adult rating for me; the sex is pretty boring. (Mirren has nice tits.)
Bjork, thank you:)
Awww I know the feeling...my youngest is starting school also in a few weeks...bittersweet indeed.
Mel-Tang, I love your new avie! Cute AND hilarious!
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Is it good women fappy material or too boring for that. Cause I'm in the mood for good lovin.. :P
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Submitted by MTurtle on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:40pm.
Bjork, how are you?
I began grad school in January on a funded graduate assistantship:)
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Yes! Fucking amzaing, I am so glad for you, Mud. It was not easy, but you did it. Are you teaching, too? You keep going with energy that got you there.
Nothing much, just enjoying that last summer of Digby before he starts school (big boy now). Kind of bittersweet, seeing them grow, huh?
Caligula is what I like to call NSFA: Not Safe For Anybody. Ever.
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It's PHELPS time!
Bjork, how are you?
I began grad school in January on a funded graduate assistantship:)
Submitted by MTurtle on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:21pm.
Hi Bjork:)
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Hello to you! Did you graduate? Are you starting grad school in the fall?
Christ on cream cheese and crackers..has anyone ever tried the seagrams escapes wild berries beer??? It's amazing!!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:25pm.
"A lot of my friends are married with children and getting together can be a bit of a production, to get someone to actually go out at night can be tough."
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Awww, poor Whamo...you can come to the lake with me if you want. But, you have to clean the fish, or you don't eat.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:17pm.
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Hi Bigbendy! Could be neither channel is able to react very quickly to "real live" events and most likely planned their scheduled programming quite a while back. *Though I agree it is tasteless*
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Watching it now!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:54pm.
Why are people home on a Friday night, btw?
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A lot of my friends are married with children and getting together can be a bit of a production, to get someone to actually go out at night can be tough.
And I'll just add lately I've been bored out of my skull wanting to do something...anything, just a bunch of home bodies lol..what are ya gonna do eh!
Yea beakers my teacher said they look like those sticks to remove earwax. Now I am extra grossed put.
off to play tournament backgammon with a bunch of ornery pelicans, folks!... don't laugh, those birds play for keeps!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9SMXkpowo0
catch ya all later!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hi Bjork:)
UBF, how are you? Are you still off the cigs? Stay strong .
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:07pm.
Hey there Bjorky. In for the nite huh?
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Yes, thank god. How are you? How is everyone? I will toke for you all, that is how selfless I am.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:17pm.
Thanks, Mike!
And Dog, I try to look away from your hateful comments, because you always stick up for animals and you always have adorable avies, but to be honest you are one of the worst parts of this site. You pretend to be all Christian, but you attack more people than anyone else. You try to scare people away from this site, but guess what? When someone has a blog for profit they depend on the number of hits the site gets and comments, which you are taking away from by being a hateful bitch.
I've been on this site for maybe 3? years now and I'm not going anywhere. I was just simply making an observation about how people act on this site.
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Well said on everything.
There are cliques and then some folks just gravitate to others on certain days, topics, etc. Sure, there are folks who have gotten to know each other better, but it is not that different from people who got to know each other well in the Forum. Pure lunacy, girl.
love you guys. i REALLY have to focus on my party. y'all welcome and i'll bring leftovers on monday. sweet sexy dreams.
Hello to one and all. I can't believe that FX and TNT are both playing a Dark Knight movie simultaneously. That seems rather tasteless, considering last night's events.
Helen Mirren is a hot bitch.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Mel-Tang, the thing about Caligula is it has some pretty big stars in it. The story goes that in the scene where they are in the baths was filmed prior to the rest of the movie and the stars weren't told they were part of a porn project. Obviously I have no way of knowing if it's true but I can't people like Sir John Gielgud and Peter O'Toole knowingly participating in a porn flick. Gielgud was only in that one scene and he dies.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:09pm.
Home as always on Friday night. The husband is getting drunk in the living room and I m trying to get my stomach to calm down with combos, which has to be the nastiest snack food ever. Today is my first and last time eating those things.
Are those the nasty pretzel barrel like things with some kind of Cheese Whiz shit in the middle?
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:12pm.
Uncle Brain Fart...lmao! I love the cheddar cheese cracker ones. The others blow chunks. Haha
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oh no, i'll only eat the cheese and peanut butter ones
Caligula is just ehhhhh...most of it is like an NC-17 movie with bits of porn spliced in here or there. There is a big orgy scene that is kind of amusing because it will show Helen Mirren fully dressed on a boat and cut to a BJ or something that was OBVIOUSLY filmed at some random time and badly edited.
Mel, I'll let you all know if Caligula is NSFL.
My snacks of choice are Cheeto Puffs and Golden Double Stuffed Oreos.
Because it's always good to be double stuffed...giggity.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
For some reason I always thought Provolone was female...I did not care for him after he gave me a hard time for admitting I have student loan debt, and proceeded to say he "hoped i wasn't wasting my time and someone else's money on a philosophy degree".
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:02pm.
I'm prepping for my party tomorrow.
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tomorrow, 'eh?... and i have yet to see an invite in my mailbox... pfft!... i see how it is!... heehee!
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it musta got losted in the mail. just show up. everyone is welcome in my home
Uncle Brain Fart...lmao! I love the cheddar cheese cracker ones. The others blow chunks. Haha
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:02pm.
I'm prepping for my party tomorrow.
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tomorrow, 'eh?... and i have yet to see an invite in my mailbox... pfft!... i see how it is!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hotmami...please let us know how Caligula is. I heard about the porny parts before, but I don't know if I can handle the horse scene (thank you for warning us, Dog)! Lol
Lucifer....I'm a Mom and married...the only place I go on Friday night is to the local amusement/waterpark! Haha But it's storming here, so I can't even do that. Waaah. :(
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Home as always on Friday night. The husband is getting drunk in the living room and I m trying to get my stomach to calm down with combos, which has to be the nastiest snack food ever. Today is my first and last time eating those things.
Hey there Bjorky. In for the nite huh?
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Can guys and gals be "just friends?" Gals are "just friends." Guys are "just waitin."