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Keira Knightley did a kissing scene with Mark Ruffalo and I don't know she kept herself from using her fingers to twirl one of the luscious ringlets in his field of wondrous curls - Lainey Gossip
Looking hot in a two piece: Paulina Porizkova is - Hollywood Tuna
Little Lord Tommy's hover tricycle must've been with the Scientology mechanics - The Superficial
Expect to see the headline "Stacy Keibler Gets Pink Slipped" in 3..2... - Celebitchy
Yes, I am here for Thom Evan's bulge - Towleroad
Who ordered the twin Honeybaked Hams coated in sophistication? - (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather
29 reasons to fap - The Berry
Move your ass, Brooke Burke, you're blocking my view of David Charvet's nipples - Popoholic
BREAKING: Julia Roberts actually smiles at the paps (I think) instead of slapping them around with the fuck words that fly off her tongue - Popsugar
Blahna Del Meh's boring lesbian love story video sponsored by ludes - Just Jared
Dr. 90210 and his pooch friend obviously go to the same stylist - I'm Not Obsessed
Baby kangaroo in Pampers. That is all. - Cityrag
Katie Holmes is going to try to "act" on stage again - ICYDK
Presenting...Dlisted's theme song of the summer! - Crunk + Disorderly
Even though he looks like a SANS FARDS (and sans chichis) Cher, Ric Ocasek can still get it - SOW
Cameron Diaz went out on a date with a Seth MacFarlane look-alike and yes, that's what you call crashing through the bottom of the barrel - Hollywood Rag
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The only complaint I have ever had about dlisted is the fact that for some unexplainable reason, mk still links to that disgusting abominable piece of shit site drunkenstepfather on a daily basis.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:30pm.
that Shutter Island crapfest.
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I laughed when I saw that on my cable guide today. Turned it on for a few secs and went, "meh"
Julia Roberts is barely relevant.
Mark is so not into this.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:35pm.
Am I like the only woman who thinks Mark Ruffalo is meh?
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Nope, he is all meh to me too, but I will admit to wanting to rough up that head of hair.
MK- hope you're getting some of that money bitch royalities from Dickmatized!!!!
re: the C&D song -- since Snoop Dog so ably handled the post-game analysis of the Kardashian-Humphries divorce, i truly hope Khia will step up to guide us through the Cruise-Holmes split
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I can't say anything, because my husband has the same hair, except it's reddish-brown and gray. I'm always messing up his hair LOL
Looks like Kiera's kissing a young Harvey Fierstein.
I don't think that kiss is so bad, maybe it's just the start of an actual kiss. Though I'd personally rather see Keira kissing a girl.
Mark Ruffalo was great in the movie You Can Count on Me playing Laura Linney's fuckup brother.
I fucking hate Tom the fuck Cruise wrapping himself in Suri all the time, it really creeps me out for her. What a typical overcompensating and controlling jackass he is.
Nice pix of Katie, truly she looks better by the day.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:41pm.
bitch please, katie holmes on broadway? bitch can't act worth shit.
In her prime,Julia Roberts was a great movie star. now she's just an obnoxious self centered bitch. i've hated since she "loved my life" when giving denzel his oscar.
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She was indeed a movie star but even in her prime she couldn't act worth my puppy's soft shit.
I'm on board with the 'I can't fucking stand Julia Roberts and would love to kick her in the face' crew.
Just seeing a picture of her irritates the hell out of me. :(
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That Stacy Keibler story is just a PR release. He's treating her exactly like the past 5 contractual companions. If it was her PR who released it (and not his), she's toast.
hmmmmm, is stacey keibler THE ONE? who woulda thunk it? i hope she gets pregnant and traps georgie.
bitch please, katie holmes on broadway? bitch can't act worth shit.
In her prime,Julia Roberts was a great movie star. now she's just an obnoxious self centered bitch. i've hated since she "loved my life" when giving denzel his oscar.
Stacy could be walking on thin ice here but if she doesn't push George too soon or make him feel like he's being pressured into something, this may work out.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:48pm.
Julia Roberts. She is so obnoxious. Ever since that "A Low Vera" thing I just can't with her. Hasn't her hubby cheated on her yet?
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Yeah, this. Horsey had a lot of nerve calling his wife "low" when she stole the guy from her! Um, ok, married man much? And of course he hasn't screwed around...he's got his meal ticket, and from what I hear, she never lets him out of her sight. Would you? She already knows he fucks around...
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The T-shirt thing was disgraceful.
Julia Roberts is the most pretentious, selfish cunt in the world--I've loathed her ever since she demonstrated zero sense of humor or self-awareness on Stern's old radio show, and when she stole Denzel's Oscar-winning moment by ripping open the envelope, screaming, "I LOVE MY LIFE!" and hanging all over DW at the podium--trying to make it all about HER--well, I've never seen any star anywhere be such a self-centered cunt.
Plus, she can't act worth shit.
Yum-Yum, on the Berry's shirtless Fridays! :)
I like Keira but that chest is still an optical illusion, hehehehe @stillsmokin' ;)
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Holy Fucking Shit @ Paulina's smoking body. Good. Lord.
She's always seemed cool and down-to-earth, too. Love her.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:35pm.
Am I like the only woman who thinks Mark Ruffalo is meh?
He used to be one of those faceless actors to me, who appears now and again in a movie and I spend the entire time wondering where else I saw his face. Finally went "Oh, THAT guy!" after that Shutter Island crapfest.
Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:17pm.
if I were Keira, I'd be having a lot more fun than she seems to be having!
She's a shitty actress though.
Just saw robert buckley in the flesh
Take that berry should had raped him oh well
http://collezioniuomo.blogspot.com/2012/01/actor-robert-buckley.html?m=1
Holy shit, Paulina's body is still hawt!
Submitted by Hockey fan on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:35pm.
Am I like the only woman who thinks Mark Ruffalo is meh? And that is the most uncomfortable kiss since Michael and Lisa Marie.
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Nope, I don't get his appeal AT ALL. His mouth when he opens it bothers me for some reason. And he seems so stiff n the pic with Keira.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:48pm.
Julia Roberts. She is so obnoxious. Ever since that "A Low Vera" thing I just can't with her. Hasn't her hubby cheated on her yet?
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Yeah, this. Horsey had a lot of nerve calling his wife "low" when she stole the guy from her! Um, ok, married man much? And of course he hasn't screwed around...he's got his meal ticket, and from what I hear, she never lets him out of her sight. Would you? She already knows he fucks around...
Actually her husband is never around he sees the kids and leaves. This is from extremely reliable source but can't elaborate more than that. And this has been going on for years newborns twins
Am I like the only woman who thinks Mark Ruffalo is meh? And that is the most uncomfortable kiss since Michael and Lisa Marie.
paulina p and i are the same age...she looks great!
dare i say cammy looks hot in that white outfit...
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I used to act and whenever I had kissing scene, if the guy was hot, I always tried to slip him the tongue. Mostly they were into it. I figured "it's for art" so it couldn't be considered slutty. Or was that wrong? Anyway, if I were Keira, I'd be having a lot more fun than she seems to be having!
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Mmmm me too spider! I can't take the pretty boy, waxed up look. I like a rugged looking guy. Yummy. :)
And the only song I will ever accept as d-listed's anthem is 'Smell yo dick' by Riskay:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:07pm.
DEAL!
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Submitted by beb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:05pm.
Lol - okok, you can have him first, but don't wear him out... ;-)
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:03pm.
That would be a negative on #14. I'm all about fur.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 8:01pm.
I'll just send you a postcard, saying "Wish You Were Here." xoxo
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
I never really noticed Mark Ruffalo until I saw him in The Kids Are Alright. Now I have to turn the fan on everytime I see him. He's so damn sexy.
Damn George Clooney is old.
Baconslut.....hahahahaha! Yes!
I want to know which one of you horz likes #14...jeremy piven! Lol
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Beb and spider...lmao!!
And Mark R. looks very uncomfortable in that photo. I can't say he's hot because my brother in law looks like his twin. :O
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Submitted by beb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:56pm.
Don't you have a vacation to get to? ;-)
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Haha, indeed...but he could bait the hook for me whilst I drool. ;-)
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#7 and an extra large vat of Bacon Lube, please.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Ok...I will take #9, #15, and #21 on the berry. Thank you. :)
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:56pm.
Don't you have a vacation to get to? ;-)
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Paulina's body is sick!!! She's no spring chicken but she looks thin and toned but not skinny and I am SO envious. And she's still gorgeous. Wow.
Cameron Diaz looks good, too. Sometimes her face can look really ugly but she is pretty in that photo. White IS a good color on her.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:53pm.
Right on Spider!!! Me too. :P
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I know, finally MK gives us some fuzzy eye candy! YUM! ;-)
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Submitted by beb on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:50pm.
Oh no you didn't. #10 is mine!!!!
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You can have him right after I'm done beb, I promise! ;P
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:50pm.
Oh no you didn't. #10 is mine!!!!
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Right on Spider!!! Me too. :P
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Tommygirl always carries Suri around like a baby with her blanky. Someone wrote with Katie she's age appropriate and with him she reverts back to infant. So true.
@ the Berry
I'll take a large order of #10, #24, #25 and a diet coke please.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
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Dear MK....thank you for 29 reasons to fap. I <3 u.
But how the hell did #14 get in there???? It looks like Jeremy Piven! Ugh. Fap blocker. :(
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Paulina P is about the same age as Madge but looks 1000% better than Madonna's roidy granny self.
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That little 'roo is adorable!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!