Monday, July 23rd 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 20th!
The famous Inflatable Unicorn Horn company sadly went bankrupt after ten-head Rihanna sued them for false advertising. Apparently, one size does NOT fit all. - Wanted
Runners-up:
Sarah Jessica Parker still cringes at her first modeling job. - Spkheller
The model on the box proves the myth is true: only a virgin can tame a unicorn. - Rosemary Young
After choosing to live with her mother, Tom was quick to inform Suri that she is no longer entitled to every toy in his closet. - SteelCityGirl
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Great job, funneh hookers!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Gat damn, you horz are funny - good captioning!
**drying fake tears** Thank you! Thank you... I just want to thank all the little people I stepped on to get here. It's not easy being a cunt.
congrats Spkheller, rosemary young, and steelcitygirl! I LMAOed
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
Congrats winners! Funneh!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Fuck me these are funny! Well done studs!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
These are all great! Congrats winners!
Life is too short to drink cheap booze.
Sarah Jessica Parker still cringes at her first modeling job. - Spkheller
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ HAHAHAAAA!! Congrats to all winners! Great way to start a Monday :)
"Makes a great nose picker too." - Adrien Brody
Um....not what I was looking for when I asked for Pin the Tail on the Donkey...
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
After the success of the "Make Your Own Donkey Show" at-home kit, Archie McPhee decided to horn in on other areas of the market.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
God...I can't believe people are still saying, "Move that cone, I'm Lindsay Lohan".
Good to see Dubya is getting endorsement deals in this struggling economy
Before Sam Rockwell was an actor, he modeled....
octomom's new boyfriend outfitted for a hot night out with his gal
The three titted chick in the new Total Recall remake didn't test well with audiences, but the horse with the dick on its head did.
Somebody needs to call PETA bc I do not like the way he's positioned behind that unicorn.
The most effective birth control device ever made.
LOL, I bought one of these as a gift for a friend recently!
Richard Simmons officially enters the sex-toy market with his dual-use product.
HubScout
Two rods, don't make a right.
And the defense in the State of California versus Fred Willard case will now rest!
In a last ditch effort to save their marriage, John & Kelly Travolta have implemented sexual theme nights.
John especially looks forward to Fuck My Face Friday.
Not what I meant when I said I wanted 11 inches on my forehead
Finally Robert Pattinson fans get their own merchandise!
........Michelle, That Archie is pure genius. Mr Duggar says to his wife. He's been hard at work. Trying to invent cost efficient toys for our kids and accidentally invented a pussy sock that will finally fit your wide ass. There is a GOD! Sick, and caculating twisted. Yet so beautifully crafted-The Human Race!
I guess even Charlie the Unicorn needs to take any job he can get in this economy! Yikes!
the caption is already there: one size fits all.
Is it just me or does that unicorn have a Jenna Jameson 'are you done yet' look in its eye?
And somewhere in Hollywood Tommy Girl calls his handlers to request Sam Rockwell's phone number....
Well, at least one of them was Born this Way....
All Michael K's dreams just came true.
"...Ah, we so horny! Me ride you long time!..."
if you listen very closely you can hear Richard Simmons scream, "who took my shit?"
Still not as gay as Tom Cruise.
Eleven inches and one size fits all? That's not a Unicorn Horn that's a Travolta!
"Walmart staff to aisle 3. Staff to aisle 3 please! Paris Hilton keeps sitting on a display in --- never mind. She's leaving. Clean up in aisle 3!"
The Olympic equestrian team from Mykonos.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:40pm.
OK guys, here's a list of the props we'll need for the new movie about Catherine the Great....
I was kinda thinking Canyons...one size fits ALL!
11 inches? pfft. The "Black Stallion" is 13!
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It's PHELPS time!
John Travolta: "Damn those audits from Scientology! The metric conversion says I am 11.0236 inches"
OK guys, here's a list of the props we'll need for the new movie about Catherine the Great....
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It's PHELPS time!
The Horse Fister-er
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It's PHELPS time!
So this is how George bush earned his coke money at Yale.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:35pm.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me! I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!
LOL!
Guys, you can actually buy that unicorn horn. I just had to know, LOL!
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn.html
"honey, that is the only time you will see something white and pointy and 11 inches .. On a goddamn unicorn. ". Kim K
Rainbows and 11 inch horny unicornEEsE!
What more could a boy want?
Emission Accomplished!