The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 19th!
July 20, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
Dear, would you like to take a picture with Snooki?
Do I want a cookie?
No..Snooki.
Nookie!?
Oh for fucks sake just smile for the camera! – PrettyHateMachine
Runners-up:
The good news: Callista finally agrees to the open marriage Newt’s been wanting. And now for the bad news… – turnelbup
The public was willing to reserve judgment on Fred Willard’s masturbation arrest until it came to light what he was fapping to: Newt’s Gone Wild. – skabazzle
Snooki shows us how many brain cells are collectively present here. – ImpertinentVixen
via @CallyGingrich via Videogum
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