Dear, would you like to take a picture with Snooki?
Do I want a cookie?
Oh for fucks sake just smile for the camera! – PrettyHateMachine
The good news: Callista finally agrees to the open marriage Newt’s been wanting. And now for the bad news… – turnelbup
The public was willing to reserve judgment on Fred Willard’s masturbation arrest until it came to light what he was fapping to: Newt’s Gone Wild. – skabazzle
Snooki shows us how many brain cells are collectively present here. – ImpertinentVixen