The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 19th!

July 20, 2012 / Posted by:

Dear, would you like to take a picture with Snooki?

Do I want a cookie?

No..Snooki.

Nookie!?

Oh for fucks sake just smile for the camera! – PrettyHateMachine

Runners-up:

The good news: Callista finally agrees to the open marriage Newt’s been wanting. And now for the bad news… – turnelbup

The public was willing to reserve judgment on Fred Willard’s masturbation arrest until it came to light what he was fapping to: Newt’s Gone Wild. – skabazzle

Snooki shows us how many brain cells are collectively present here. – ImpertinentVixen

via @CallyGingrich via Videogum

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