Birthday Sluts

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 2:39am.

Agree. I was trying to find something different and fun for his birfday.

@Rande, Santana makes everything better. I'm not a big fan of Mana, but I like that song. : )

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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Santana and Maná Corazón espinado

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFO0Nrr5z-U&feature=related

Julianne Hough is a leo? really? i always assumed she was a water sign.

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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"

John Garfield
No one lives forever

HB Donna Dixon, Carlos Santana and Diana Rigg.

Happy birthday Donna Dixon and Chris Cornell!

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

hb to chris cornell. carlos santana and all these sluts...

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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Mmmmmm, Josh. He looks better now, with stubble and a few sexy lines on his face. I'll blow out the candles on his cake ;-).

Omar Epps, what the fuck am I going to do now that I can't scream at Dr. Foreman every Monday night during a new episode of House? Your character sucked, but you're a cool guy. Happy birthday.

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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm

HB Dame Diana Rigg and Carlos Santana. So many amazing musicians came from Santana's band. Is Terri Irwin still sad and fighting her father-in law?

CHRIS CORNELL!!!!!!! *drools*

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Oh, when I try to love
I can save the same man in the same bed, in the same city
But not in the same room, it's a pity

Happy birthday to Chris Cornell. A truly fine musician and writer of my favorite song ever.

Hope Julianne's boyfriend (ha ha) buys her an island or something.

Come on MK, I have no idea who this Josh Holloway is, I'm severely disappointed that the Hotness that is Chris Cornell wasn't the BD Slut. At 48, he's still hotter than most guys half his age! HB Baby Daddy!

Change is coming through my Shadow

Snowy: I know my limits (in some areas). If I owned the collection I would check out of life. Period. You ever see that sketch on "Portlandi where the couple gets "Battlestar Galactica" and loses their jobs, their home, etc.? That, times 10.

haha snowy - you sound like "No one comes between me and MY man" Rachel from Big Brother.

::Steps away from Josh:: ::pounces on Chris Cornell instead::

Happy bday to my blue eyed GODDESS, Julianne Hough! I would skin your little boyfriend alive just to sniff your panties... #bathsalts4breakfast
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Cokey? you mean you don't own the entire DVD collection? Amateur! LOL

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

HE IS NONE OF "YOUR JOSHY'" BACK THE FUCK UP OFF MY MAN LADIES!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Darling!xxooxoxoxoxoxox

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

I feel like it's *my* birthday, because I just found out that SyFy is playing LOST every Monday in four-hour blocks from the beginning.

I DIE.

Rockwell -- I love all of your crappy birthdays; are all of those bitches fug or what???

HB to Chris Cornell and Josh Holloway!

Crappy birthday to Giselle who seems like a smug twat!

Happy Birthday Sleepy! Legend!

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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel

Happy BD to Dame Diana and Donna Dixon (Sunny on Bosom Buddies and Mrs. Dan Ackroyd).

How I longed to be Emma Peel in real life and wear a black catsuit and chase bad guys, OHYESIDID.

On Comet, on Cupid, on Donna Dixon!

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HB to the great Carlos Santana.
HB to Chris Cornell.
HB to Diana Rigg.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

@ Ophelia & MJT - holy crap - did not even recognize him from that pic. Yeah, not a good pic at all!

MMMMMMMMMMM Josh is the hotness. But MK couldn't we have gotten a better pic?

LIke this
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/hottest-actors/images/15853507/title/josh-ho...

or maybe

http://www.boomtron.com/2010/03/lost-recon-6-08-josh-holloway-pics/

You can be reallly cruel sometimes MK ;)

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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:02am.
What? Chris Cornell is not hot slut? HB Chris!
http://www.last.fm/music/Chris+Cornell/+images/167190

PS - I don't know who Josh is - should I?

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he was in Lost.
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11400000/lost-josh-holloway-11481...

oh and co-sign on the hot slut comment.. Chris was robbed..ROBBED I tell ya! He is a beautiful man.

HB to the Supermodel's supermodel Gisele Bundchen (no other model comes within miles of matching her) and to Dame Diana Rigg (oh, the 60s, when the British were absolutely IT when it came to pop culture).

Submitted by Rockwell on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 9:20am.

Thank Xenu I'm not the only person that thinks Sandra Oh is fug. To quote Legally Blonde, she's practically deformed.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

CRAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:

Julianne Hough: you are never going to happen; no one cares that you are Seacrust’s paid piece; please go away already.

Gisele Bundchen: BUTTERFACE! That manly horse face (in addition to the snotty attitude) cancels out whatever she has going for her from the neck down.

Sandra Oh: Should be Sandra Ugh……sorry, but her face is hard to look at, much like Maggie Gyllenhaal. She has a face made for radio.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:

Chris Cornell: HOT, HOT, HOT! Love his rock star wail. Would hit it ALL. DAY. LONG!

Donna Dixon: Pretty lady and still married to Dan Aykroyd for nearly 30 years. Classy! Plus, she was in the classic "Bosom Buddies" with Tom Hanks.

Carlos Santana: Great guitarist, plus his shoe line is the bomb!

Sleepy LaBeef: Don’t know who the hell this is, but that name is stellar. Sounds like a condition for which a man would need Cialis or Viagra.

Did I mention that I think Chris Cornell is HOT?

annobanano, thank you for the link to that particular picture of Mr. Cornell in all of his rock star god glory. Probably my fave picture of him. Yum!

What? Chris Cornell is not hot slut? HB Chris!
http://www.last.fm/music/Chris+Cornell/+images/167190

PS - I don't know who Josh is - should I?

haha looks like my Joshy is bustin a move in an 80's music video.

Mmmmmmmm Chris Cornell. The man is still smokin' hawt.

ex bombshell Donna Dixon is SILL married to Dan Akroyd. He has his own brand of wine and tequila so clearly, I can see why this works ;)

What is a Sleepy LaBeef? My guess is it's Simon Rex's porn name.

hb Dr Eric Foreman

Vitamin C is Amber Von Tussle in the original "HairSpray" love her.

Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!

HB Judy Greer, you pretend frumpy nice girl in movies but a real bitch in real life!!

HB Simon Rex, I've seeing your jerk-off videos.

Happy Birthday, Judy Greer! I love Carol/Cheryl!

"My earballs!"

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.