Thursday, July 19th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By New Staches On The Block
Here's NKOTB giving us 5 flavors of stache in a picture that looks like it was taken during a Freddie Mercury look-alike contest at the local bathhouse. Joey looks like a 70s gay porn star who mostly plays a cop. Jonathan looks like an emotionally tortured German poet from the 1940s (or Adrien Brody after a nose job). Jordan looks like a cockatoo twink trying to butch up his look. Donnie looks like a cocky dom top who is getting ready to double fist a trick. And Danny looks like he's about to fuck you up if you don't give him his money.
Since I'm a Brodysexual, I'll say that Jonathan won this stache battle.
via @DonnieWahlberg
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When i was a wee little fart, i thought Howie from "the fall Guy" was the hottest thing since sliced bread. I would imagine i was Jodie, or whatever the blonde whorz name was and Howie would kiss me.... oh, the innocent fantasies of a 6 year old...
Submitted by Preferred Username on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:18pm.
I think a lot of it depends on the person, their genes and their general outlook, too. Some people always have a youth about them and some people always seem old no matter their age.
Then there are the ones who mentally check out or buy into the whole "Women over 40 don't....." list (don't have long hair, don't wear sexy clothes, etc...). My dumb ass SIL turned 40 and listened to her ridiculous mother and cut her hair short. She looked absolutely ridiculous. Thank God she got over that and let it grow back.
I fucking love mustaches. My husband shaved his off for charity once (beard, too) and it turns out he's fug underneath there. I made him wear a sack over his head in my presence until he grew that shit back.
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Devil's advocate.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:31pm.
Well you sound like quite the expert Whamo! Lemme ask the hub I'm sure he won't mind. olololol
David Coverdale. I would in the middle of the street (the way he used to look anyway).
*kicks Tawny Kitaen in the shins*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:30pm.
I almost got taken out by a group of running, screaming 12 year on the UWS when One Direction played a concert there. I was scared.
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:01pm.
I love to fish even tho I haven't in forever.
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I'll take you fishing guest:) it's one of my favorite hobbies. I'm going up north (maybe depends on work) in 2 weeks for 5-6 days on the water (camping)
I steelhead bows and browns in the spring, do the salmon derby mid summer, pickerel fish all year round Bass fish whenever I'm lazy and feel like catching some quick easy fish (that's a side eye shank to the "bass masters" out there)
I live about 2 minutes from Lake Ontario and I fish off the pier all the time when I have nothing to to and fell like hangin out with the boys.
Anyway I love fishing and teaching people how to fish (not saying you don't know how but you know what I mean)
Let Lucy be young!!!!
I was never into musicians like that.
But my 8 year old likes One Direction and we had to DVR their movie. *eyeroll*
Anno - Don Henley. Oh yes I would. On Main St in front of the whole town.
LMAO at your directory of the world!
Mmmm...bryan adams....
*goes to YT for "please forgive me"*
Fanks!
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:22pm.
LOL @ the phone book!!! Had his poster in mah room & practiced kissing it. It was made of cardboard & it folded..came with his album.
Dear Lucy,
One day in the near future (it happens faster than you think), gray hairs will sprout, lines will appear on your face and your metabolism will slow down. Us Dlisters will point and laugh but we will be there for you.
Signed,
AARP - Dlisted chapter
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AARP - Because you live in the land of kilts and bagpipes. ♥♥♥
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:20pm.
Oh my God, I know, right!?!!?! With their long PERMED hair, tight leather pants, bare chests...
Excuse me. *exits thread momentarily*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
@ SDR - I never liked boy bands, always rockers that were old enough to be my dad.
Confession - when I was about 5 or 6, I had a HUGE crush on Bobby Sherman. He was on a show called Here Come the Brides about loggers in Seattle. David Soul played one of his brothers BTW. I tried to call Mr Sherman by looking him up in the Detroit phone book. The book was enormous - thought it was for the entire world, lol.
Ok, i just did a google image search and i would STILL fuck Bryan Adams. Or is he gay now, too?
LOVED Duran Duran! Still do too! :)
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:14pm.
I thought Brian Adams was hot when i was 14.
*sits down with the Oldtimers*
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He WAS hot back in the day!
Chewin - Bon Jovi was hot with their crunchy curls. Ok, I sound like a slut. Maybe I'll shut up now. :-P
Loooved nkotb back in the day (5th grade). They were the shit.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
In grade school I had crushes on Duran Duran (which everybody knew about) and Joan Jett (which nobody knew about).
Re: the age thing...i dunno the youngsters nowadays probably think forty is old just like we did when we were their age...i dont think i look my age...a coworker thought i was in my early thirties and i told her i am forty one...she looked genuinely surprised. Someone guessed my Moms age recently...they said 52, she just turned 70. Its probably a genes thing. If u ask my kid tho...he think we all walked with the dinosaurs.
I see a whoooolllleeeee lotta gay happenin' there.....
Just sayin'.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:14pm.
I thought Brian Adams was hot when i was 14.
*sits down with the Oldtimers*
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lol - I did a baton routine to Bryan Adams. Summer of 69. Ha!
Jeezus - that seems like a million years ago.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
These boys made me go to youtube to watch "The FooFighters - Hot Buns (uncensored). It was the intro video for the 2011 Wasting Light Tour.
They're dressed like truckers, and they shower together. I had to start a google account to see it. It's silly, funny, AND hot! Hotter than these even younger men.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I thought Brian Adams was hot when i was 14.
*sits down with the Oldtimers*
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:05pm.
I will answer this also, as I was also too old for NKOTB.
My screaming girl crush was JON BON JOVI. Oh my God - my bedroom walls were covered in JBJ posters along with other pages ripped out of Circus magazine. *snorts* That's a blast from the past!
Vince Neil wasn't far behind in second place.
Oh the good ol' days! *cranks 'Too Fast For Love' on IPod*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:44pm
I don't know... I was too busy break dancing at the mall in my red Michael Jackson coat and white glove... *shamon*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:44pm.
*takes tennis balls off of walker feet before whacking Lucifer_Sam with it*
Submitted by AJ80s on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:46pm.
When I was growing up, by the time someone turned 40, they looked old. Nowadays, people who are entering middle age still look fairly young for the most part.
I agree. I don't know if it's more focus on health, our lives aren't physically demanding anymore, people stay out of the sun, or if it's just something simple like gentler soaps and things.
But it depends on the person, too. My MIL was in her early 50's when we met and she always seemed old. I would have thought she was closer to 70. But then my parents are in their mid 60's and have very young mindsets. They are always out doing stuff and super active. People are usually think they are at least 10-15 years younger then they are.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:00pm.
Don't feel bad you guys - I was already too old for NKOTB back in the day *adjusts teeth*
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Who was the screaming girl crush for you then? If it wasn't NKOTB or 98 degrees, it had to be someone.
Spill it!
LOL!! Jesus MK, that was brilliant.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I love to fish even tho I haven't in forever.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:45pm.
Lucy...I lurve Nick. Have the dvd set of Newlyweds & practically memorized every epi. & I voted for Drew on DWTS. LOL!!! ;D
Don't feel bad you guys - I was already too old for NKOTB back in the day *adjusts teeth*
for why?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:44pm.
i join the community of 80 year olds saying fuck to you ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:53pm.
looooool sowwy <3
*hides*
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:45pm.
I like fish but only when they're dead. Squirmy slimy fish creep me out. More power to you though.
I'll go fish with you, keep quiet and keep handing you beers. Good times, good times.
Good for you, NDN!! I grew up on the water fishing with my dad and grnadpa... I usually go at least once a week. Enjoy.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:45pm.
have fun and hope you've brought a floating stash case ... ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:44pm.
Are there people left alive who were into these twats? They would be in their 80s by now, I reckon.
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That hurt man. That really hurt. :-(
*adjusts tennis balls on walker*
Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:45pm.
I'm jealous! Happy fishing! I learned to fish on Rainy Lake, near I Falls. It is a serene experience.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*throws a tub o'worms at NDN*
There u go! Fish on duuude...I am taking the kid to a pond Sunday...shhhh...its a surprise.
This is why boy bands need to stay in the past. Yikes.
W.T.F...I thought this was one of "those" posts from MK...but no...this is straight stuff.
*falls over in topsy turvy world where Fred Willard and boy bands doing straight shit make Dlisted*
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:46pm.
LOL sorry ♥ ♥
*shuffles uncomfortably*
Aren't they all in their early 40s now? They look good for their ages, especially Joey who's always had a babyface.
When I was growing up, by the time someone turned 40, they looked old. Nowadays, people who are entering middle age still look fairly young for the most part.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:44pm.
ouch.
:(
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:36pm.
but what about 98 degrees?
Lmfaoooooooooooo
They really tried to happen, didn't they.
I used to be sooooooooooooooooooo in love with them. I had tshirts, hats, the oversized buttons.
I was a Joey and Donny girl.
*shameface*
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