Thursday, July 19th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By New Staches On The Block
Here's NKOTB giving us 5 flavors of stache in a picture that looks like it was taken during a Freddie Mercury look-alike contest at the local bathhouse. Joey looks like a 70s gay porn star who mostly plays a cop. Jonathan looks like an emotionally tortured German poet from the 1940s (or Adrien Brody after a nose job). Jordan looks like a cockatoo twink trying to butch up his look. Donnie looks like a cocky dom top who is getting ready to double fist a trick. And Danny looks like he's about to fuck you up if you don't give him his money.
Since I'm a Brodysexual, I'll say that Jonathan won this stache battle.
via @DonnieWahlberg
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hahahaahhah @emotionally torn German poet from the 1940s LOL!!!!!!!!!! so specific
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
is that Hitler?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 7:53am.
Thank you for your report from the front, scout ESE. The moo cow army needs more men like you to win the fight against creepy crawlers.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
YUM!
News is bad. Peace everybody.
well, it's pushing seven thirty in the morning, folks... guess i should hop in the shower, visine the eyes, wrangle together any wayward loose running antelopes left in the house, and start the day...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QDeY-CbLo
oh, this is gonna be a rough day, dlisters... have a happy!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
NDN hope you find lots of live bait.
'packs blunt in NDN tackle box'
OT Spiders
Have been vacuuming them and did not think they could crawl back out. I kept imagining some big spider gang bang party inside. So dumb!
Thanks Undine!
'runs to Miele'
The words im writing are floating around like space babies. The word guys aare gonna have to out them back in their cages because they are all jiggly and moving around. So they don't grt away. Hurry. <3
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Holy chiz jizz Ralph Macchio is on watch what happens live and he is one hot mofo. Gorgeous. Nomnom
Boyfrienddddd mmmhmm :P
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 1:40am.
The average clean house accommodates up to 1500 spiders. As far as I'm concerned, the war is on. Any spider that runs into me leaves my house 8 legs first.
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*salutes*... scout ESE reporting!... bad news general moo, the spiders have set up, and are preparing to flank from all directions!
yep, that outta get the chemical warfare going in the bovine barn!... HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Slay em, NDN. My husband is a commercial fisherman. My little ones and I drop a line in the lake every day whe don't have rain.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 3:43pm.
They all drop their towels in 3,2, 1..
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Yup, right after they all dropped the soap.
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Heh Heh. . . I'm full of the sweet nectar(pre-prepping for fishing) and that is comedy gold.
Thanks to all the Horz wishing me luck on the fishing front.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 1:05am.
Funny review for 50 shades of shit.
http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215
Yep. That about sums it up.
The average clean house accommodates up to 1500 spiders. As far as I'm concerned, the war is on. Any spider that runs into me leaves my house 8 legs first.
Bonjour à tous! (sauf les araignées)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 1:05am.
Funny review for 50 shades of shit.
The reviewer's just jelly. :)
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:15pm.
Death to all spiders!!
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My husband is gone 8 months out of the year. I have near panick attacks and have to pump myself up for the kill. I broke down and got the house sprayed. Best money I've ever spent. live on a lake and the spiders are horrible by the water. So are the geese! Bought a slingshot that shoots little metal balls. It's my new sport!
@veryoldbat,
Will do! Fank you for the Djuice and blankie!
Funny review for 50 shades of shit.
http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215
@Lachaylo..
Give the Dlister review.. Wish I had gone. ::: passes tea cup with d juice and a blankie:::::
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Sitting in a theater, feeling old as shit waiting for this Batman movie, with the Rock of Ages soundtrack playing.
Where's my knitted blanket and cup of tea?! Fuck, sitting next to a damn annoying couple. Why do I bother with the theater?
Let's try that again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMm4yeHjQZO
If this shit doesn't work, look up Tonic Sol-fa's "One of Those Days." Hooker out!
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Thanks to all you funneh horz that have helped me get through the last couple of days. Nothing bad. Actually, for the lack of sleep, some good things. Gotta hit the sheets, but had to do an ESE-type post of sending a song from a group of local Aqua Paella guys before. (This is how tired I am.) Great Friday to all! :) *fondles everyhooker*
http:www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMm4yettjQZ0
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Oh well...maybe tommorrow.
Anybody still here?
Undine - I am in Ft Smith, AR
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
they probably heard that women think men with staches add a little extra tickle when doing sessy things during sessy times....
Hold up, wait "via @DonnieWahlberg" ?? As in Mark-Calvins-"you'r another Southie from the projects"-Wahlberg's brother???
And wtf does that tat indicate/mean on that 2nd to last dude?? So fking clueless today I am, fk
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:05pm.
Undine - yea, late for me :) and where in OK?!
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I was born in Stillwater. Don't live there anymore tho. Are you from "around those parts"?
Undine - yea, late for me :) and where in OK?!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
@Undine
I'm with you about spiders in the house. Particularly the brown recluse variety. I shot one in my kitchen with wasp spray at nearly point blank a few weeks ago. This particular bastard was in MAH KITCHEN. That's MY territory! Spider, no more.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:15pm.
Death to all spiders!!
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I come firmly on the side of killing the spiders inside my house. They are in my territory! I am fine with them staying outside where they belong.
The ones I'm dealing with right now are nocturnal and they hide in a sac during the day, so I have to hunt in the corners of my ceiling for their sacs during the day, vacuum them up, then empty the vacuum into an outside trashcan. That is the only way to get rid of them. (Aside from just killing one when you see it at night.)
If you leave them in the vacuum, those fuckers will come out of their sacs and crawl back out! If you use a bug bomb or spray during the day (which I'm not inclined to do anyway) then they just stay protected inside their sacs and come out later. Wily little fuckers.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:16pm.
I kill spiders and ask questions later. This is TX and the fucking brown recluse bite I had 2 months ago that damn near made my hand rot off cured me of carrying those fuckers outside. Question;
Can quitting to smoke give you flu like symptoms?
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Ack! I hate those fuckers. They are all over the place in Oklahoma so I have had them crawl on me on several occasions, but never gotten a bite.
Right now I am dealing with "yellow sac" spiders and my apartment people are acting like it is no big deal. I am like FUCKERS, I do not want them in my house, I have a small kid and those bites will not kill you, but are still painful and necrotic (sort of like a bee sting).
I have not heard of people going through those kinds of withdrawals from quitting smoking, but it wouldn't surprise me.
Jack! This is late for you to be on here, no?
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:16pm.
Can quitting to smoke give you flu like symptoms?
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Yeah UBF, that's part of the withdrawl. Your body's reacting to a chemical it's not getting.
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"A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
- Macbeth, William Shakespeare
I kill spiders and ask questions later. This is TX and the fucking brown recluse bite I had 2 months ago that damn near made my hand rot off cured me of carrying those fuckers outside. Question;
Can quitting to smoke give you flu like symptoms?
Death to all spiders!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Sandwichqueen - that is fucking horrible. I can't imagine putting a woman through anything like that... I just don't get it. What I think is hot is doing whatever the girl wants that turns HER on.... that's fuckin hot, not "forcing" it.... hang in there, we're not all woman haters.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:07pm.
Cockroaches are the most sickening creatures to ever exist.
I haven't seen a cockroach in about 12 years.
Last summer my room was like a fucking nest for spiders and the worst part was spending hours a day carefully catching them in boxes and taking them outside. I haven't seen any at all this summer. I never kill spiders. They are essential to the ecosystem.
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I never kill them, either. I take them outside. Don't like spiders at all but they serve a good purpose.
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Submitted by C6 on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:11pm.
What up, slores?
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*my hand lifting a vino glass up and over to hand you, is up
Damn bbq chicken smells like this day was worth it to come home and make this shit.
What's going on with you USpragg (can I call you that? my ass is all about acronyms and shit; I can't with the longhand of everything, sorry)
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*gladly accepts glass*
I wish I did have some wine, and some of that chicken.
What is up with me...the summer is going too fast and I have too much shit to do with the PTA. And I have PTA DRAMA! And I think there was embezzling on our PTA.
Cockroaches are the most sickening creatures to ever exist.
I haven't seen a cockroach in about 12 years.
Last summer my room was like a fucking nest for spiders and the worst part was spending hours a day carefully catching them in boxes and taking them outside. I haven't seen any at all this summer. I never kill spiders. They are essential to the ecosystem.
Sandwich I'm so sorry about that
I know a few girls that have been throught it and it is hard
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ME
You are a good mom, hopefully is nothing serious. My prek had me go to see a psychiastrist and they knew what was wrong even though I kinda refused to say they always found out and this was in dom. Rep.
I just got back from the store a little while ago. Black cherries are normally $4.99/lb but they're on sale for $1.99/lb. Yummmmmmmmers
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 7:14pm.
Random question does anyone else get super cranky when they don't get laid for over a week?
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(Un)fortunately, depending on your perspective I guess, I do not get cranky. I used to be one hell of a horn dog, my BFs at the time must have been really happy in retrospect. But like I mentioned before, I had 1 guy who enjoyed forcing himself on me all the friggin' time, so I didn't let anyone touch me for 18 months. Y'all enjoy yourselves as much as you can and don't take it for granted! *shakes finger like an old woman*
I know I am late to the NKOTB party, but hahahaha @ that picture. When I was about 5 I had all of their barbies shit. I still have a black sweater with their faces on it in neon purple from back in the day, but the most shameful part is that I still have a few on their songs on my Itunes. Lol.
ubmitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: "Motherfuck, here I sit in my kitchen and a fucking black widow runs over my bare feet. I need a shot."
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OMG. I fucking hate spiders.
I am from OK where we have brown recluse all over the fucking place, but we also have black widows.
I was in a pool once and there was a nest of those fuckers in the filter system. I am not even fucking kidding you. It was at a camp where I was a camp counselor. I am so afraid of spiders, and I had to pretend there was nothing wrong while we got all the kids out of the pool. *shudder*
Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:11pm.
What up, slores?
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*my hand lifting a vino glass up and over to hand you, is up
Damn bbq chicken smells like this day was worth it to come home and make this shit.
What's going on with you USpragg (can I call you that? my ass is all about acronyms and shit; I can't with the longhand of everything, sorry)
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:20pm.
M.E.: that's really good to hear. Most importantly, your son knows how much you care about his well-being. You're on his side, and you're not sweeping it under the rug.
It must be a relief to know that all this isn't on his shoulders. And you must feel some relief, too, knowing that you're sharing the burden with professionals.
You're a good mom, M.E.
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*cries
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 9:03pm.
My kryptonite is COCKROACHES. I fucking HATE those filthy nasty little things.
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And here I thought your kryptonite was butt secks from another guy. Huh. Who knew?
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Ah ya! that would pretty much do it too!
I like how you put in the "from another guy" like getting peg would be somehow you know, ok lmao!!
Smaaaaaaaart ASS!!! :P
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You totally got it.
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